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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 326 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 518 50.7%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 178 17.4%

  • Total voters
    1,022
Why is this happening?
Frank has been slapping Burt a few dozen times tonight, and Burt finally worked himself up and started hitting, slapping, swinging stuff at Frank and Frank laughed and talked shit the entire time. TTS + Frank worked Burt into a tunnel vision frenzy and he just kept getting more and more angry.

In short: Autism
 
Frank has been slapping Burt a few dozen times tonight, and Burt finally worked himself up and started hitting, slapping, swinging stuff at Frank and Frank laughed and talked shit the entire time. TTS + Frank worked Burt into a tunnel vision frenzy and he just kept getting more and more angry.

In short: Autism
It also seemed like a portion of it was Frank pressing Burt to put on the vest and goggles? That was at least the straw that broke the camel's back. Burt also threatened to call the cops which feels out of place given Burt was absolutely wailing on Frank. He even went so far as to toss what looked like Dayquil in Frank's face?

Edit: Frank just fucking split because it sounds like someone (Burt?) may have called the cops.

Edit 2: Burt just took his stream down. May well be staged but it's hard to tell given the tone.
 
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Idk I feel like if I took the time out of the day I'm hosting a premiere of my show to go on a podcast and it turned out to be a bullshit gag I'd be pretty pissed too
If they spent a minute googling Harlan, they'd realize what his shtick is, and acted accordingly, which in this case, would have meant turning it down or sending in Damiel dressed as Sam and everyone pretends he's Sam.

Instead, no one bothered checking shit and Sam let his ego fuck everyone else over again.
 
It also seemed like a portion of it was Frank pressing Burt to put on the vest and goggles? That was at least the straw that broke the camel's back.
Apparently he ruined Burt's vest (the one Frank keeps telling him to put on), and that started the shitshow.
Danganronpa-tank would be kino. Imagine Sam trying to do a Monokuma like character. 999-tank would be fun too but nobody who signs up for Fishtank would even be able to figure out the base mechanic.
Bold of you to assume Sam wouldn't give anyone who likes Danganronpa enough to suggest it the Brandon treatment. The whole thing with Chihiro would be more than enough.
Sam Hyde went on the Harland Williams podcast to promote Extreme Peace while in LA. You should watch for yourself because it’s awkward and entertaining.
He did not come off all that well, almost as if the joke does not work on people who are actually capable of dishing it back, especially not when you're a TRT-filled grifter that can't take it.
 
Frank has been slapping Burt a few dozen times tonight, and Burt finally worked himself up and started hitting, slapping, swinging stuff at Frank and Frank laughed and talked shit the entire time. TTS + Frank worked Burt into a tunnel vision frenzy and he just kept getting more and more angry.

In short: Autism
And now the cameras cut. All we can do is wait for the aftermath of the sped fight.

Whatever you people do, do NOT tune into Rachel's stream right now. I can't unsee the shit I've seen.
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It also seemed like a portion of it was Frank pressing Burt to put on the vest and goggles? That was at least the straw that broke the camel's back. Burt also threatened to call the cops which feels out of place given Burt was absolutely wailing on Frank. He even went so far as to toss what looked like Dayquil in Frank's face?

Edit: Frank just fucking split because it sounds like someone (Burt?) may have called the cops.

Edit 2: Burt just took his stream down. May well be staged but it's hard to tell given the tone.
 
Idk I feel like if I took the time out of the day I'm hosting a premiere of my show to go on a podcast and it turned out to be a bullshit gag I'd be pretty pissed too
Going on a popular comedy podcast without doing any research into what kind of show it is or how they treat their guests is something usually done by people much stupider and less connected than Sam
 
re: Harland, please use Sam Hyde's thread.

ok you guys know I'm an evil jealous a-log when it comes to Sam Hyde but honestly what the fuck was he thinking. I have no clue who this Harland is but the podcast felt like a feedback loop, where you hold up a mic to a speaker and hear the same thing over and over again until it becomes a piercing screech.
 
Doesn't look like the Burt/Frank thing was fake, Burt was aiming hard for Frank's face with the whipping motion. Reparations much?

Anyway, for some reason the PirateTank idea doesn't really appeal to me. I just think the humor of it would run its course within the first 3 or 4 days. I could easily be wrong.
I'm gonna come up with a full post on an office themed season, there's just too much potential and it would do extremely big numbers on social media without a doubt. If not for Season 5, then they should strongly consider it once they're fully established by Season 6.
 
Doesn't look like the Burt/Frank thing was fake, Burt was aiming hard for Frank's face with the whipping motion. Reparations much?
A lot of Burt is played up but at his core he is Autistic as fuck and you push hard enough his brain will fry and turn into Joshblocks and Larson level of no actual control.
You can see him getting more and more worked up like last night over the poppers he got so mad he had to go to another room and message Frank.
 
Here's another clip from the Harland Highway showing how much Nick did not like what Sam was doing. Must have felt more awkward than a whore in church.
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Yall body language expert niggas should go back to NBA twitter. I couldn’t give less of a shit about WP, rochie or whoever that little man is. What does this have to do with fishtank anyways?
 
I just wrote up a retardedly long idea sheet for an office season (including what I think is a pretty good ending) but it occurred to me as I finished it that if I post it here publicly, it will definitely never happen.
If anyone wants to read it I can send it I guess. Should I send it to the wiggers?
Dont see why not.
they want ideas.
 
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