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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
<3 norafawn said:
No 😡. We all love Betty and think she’s cute and amazing. Fuck off Channing.

Here’s the complete list of best fishtank girls as fact-checked by Snopes:
  1. Betty
  2. Meghan (obviously), Delaney
  3. Smaack
  4. Ellie
Reuters Fact-Check: True.
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I'm sure you'll say this post was a joke.
 
Doesn't look like the Burt/Frank thing was fake, Burt was aiming hard for Frank's face with the whipping motion. Reparations much?

Anyway, for some reason the PirateTank idea doesn't really appeal to me. I just think the humor of it would run its course within the first 3 or 4 days. I could easily be wrong.
I'm gonna come up with a full post on an office themed season, there's just too much potential and it would do extremely big numbers on social media without a doubt. If not for Season 5, then they should strongly consider it once they're fully established by Season 6.
 
Rolex said:
Doesn't look like the Burt/Frank thing was fake, Burt was aiming hard for Frank's face with the whipping motion. Reparations much?
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A lot of Burt is played up but at his core he is Autistic as fuck and you push hard enough his brain will fry and turn into Joshblocks and Larson level of no actual control.
You can see him getting more and more worked up like last night over the poppers he got so mad he had to go to another room and message Frank.
 
Queesechake said:
Here's another clip from the Harland Highway showing how much Nick did not like what Sam was doing. Must have felt more awkward than a whore in church.
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Yall body language expert niggas should go back to NBA twitter. I couldn’t give less of a shit about WP, rochie or whoever that little man is. What does this have to do with fishtank anyways?
 
Rolex said:
I just wrote up a retardedly long idea sheet for an office season (including what I think is a pretty good ending) but it occurred to me as I finished it that if I post it here publicly, it will definitely never happen.
If anyone wants to read it I can send it I guess. Should I send it to the wiggers?
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Dont see why not.
they want ideas.
 
Rolex said:
I just wrote up a retardedly long idea sheet for an office season (including what I think is a pretty good ending) but it occurred to me as I finished it that if I post it here publicly, it will definitely never happen.
If anyone wants to read it I can send it I guess. Should I send it to the wiggers?
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Nah just post it. The wiggers are allergic to good ideas (also I want to see).
 
Last night on Burt Tank, Dark Burt was activated after he thinks his leather vest ripped, the cops were called and Frank hid in the woods.

  • Frank came back a second night and Freddy showed up with some Jamaican "I'm not black, I'm brown" Fag. He's the one who got Freddy to join the tank. Despite this, the guy acts like he has no idea what's going on. He sucked.
  • Jamaican guy's theme song started playing


    -Gay Guy encourages Burt's deepest desires

  • Frank didn't like Gay Guy, began ashing in his hat and gave him a good smack after he give Burt a little slap

  • It's Freddy's turn to get slapped by Frank and Burt

  • Frank tells Burt to put on the vest. Burt is mad about being told what to do, especially after last night's poppers incident. He thinks his vest is ripped, but it was only untied. He begins to assault Frank whenever he talks, but Freddy steps in to calm things down.
  • Freddy points out that the vest isn't even broken, but Burt can't hear him over his own screaming and assault on Frank. It ends up getting pretty rowdy. Burt threatens Frank with an empty bottle.

  • TTS tells Burt that he needs to take vengeance on Frank. Freddy is against this.

  • Burt grabs what looks like medicine (DayQuil knockoff?) and proceeds to splash it on Frank, his wall and his setup. It's all over the place.
  • Burt is being too loud. He's reminded about his neighbors. It's midnight and he's screaming, slapping Frank and blowing his whistle.
  • Frank tries to help clean up the medicine, which causes Burt to whip him again. He demands that Frank leaves, or he'll call the cops.
  • Burt leaves the room
  • Frank dips then comes back in, claiming Burt called the cops, quickly grabs his things and leaves. Burt's neighbor is the one who called the cops.

  • The stream goes down

Sorry if the file sizes are too large. I'm retarded when it comes to this stuff, but I'll try to fix them if need be. There's more where Frank comes back, they make up and the cops show up again. I can add more clips later.
 
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PickledPorky said:
Sorry if the file sizes are too large. I'm retarded when it comes to this stuff, but I'll try to fix them if need be. There's more where Frank comes back, they make up and the cops show up again. I can add more clips later.
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Please do. This is a godsend. I was trying to watch a youtube clip of last night's Burstream happenings earlier but it got taken down for violating community guidelines before I was halfway through it. Greatly appreciated.
 
Ngl, I find it amusing that while I'm currently suspended from the main Sam Hyde thread (lol), it's now blowing up because of some of the issues I had been initially talking about a few weeks ago - eg his moving away from comedy, his insecurity, and his need to typically surround himself with sycophants and employees.

To keep this post on topic - as a few people have posed the question, I'm guessing that podcast was filmed just a couple of days before fishtank S4 kicked off, as MDE had the LA Extreme Peace Premiere on the 10th and 11th of June,
 
Secret Handler said:
Wow this is crazy. No one has any reason to believe me I guess, but I used to hook up with her. She is one of the most severely BPD people I've ever met and will not be good for r-yeh at all. She can be really sweet but she crashes hard
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Is her name really Eve Kujo? Sounds fake as fuck. I want to look more into her. Apparently, she tried to have a threesome with burt a few months ago when she met him at Denny's.
 
Okay after becoming horrendously addicted to this shit, and binging all seasons from cucumbers channel.

I have concluded that Bloodgames was by far my favourite season. Seeing Xavier larping for 7 yours of condensed show was Kino.

And late and gay... but I'm actually kinda genuinely impressed fatty can legit ride a motorbike and seemingly is actually somewhat good at it despite weighing more than the bike, and being on hell terrain.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
The Burger King foot lettuce guy of 4chan and Streamstars infamy has passed away.
His family made a GFM for his funeral expenses
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Welp.
 
Londo said:
And late and gay... but I'm actually kinda genuinely impressed fatty can legit ride a motorbike and seemingly is actually somewhat good at it despite weighing more than the bike, and being on hell terrain.
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I think Fatty made a comment about it after like "Rides like the day I sold her", which it might've been his or it could have been in world larp of horse, but I could see Fatty fucking around with four-wheelers or motorbikes as a kid/teen. It's kind of the fun fat kid thing to do.
 
Patrick Bateman said:
I think Fatty made a comment about it after like "Rides like the day I sold her", which it might've been his or it could have been in world larp of horse, but I could see Fatty fucking around with four-wheelers or motorbikes as a kid/teen. It's kind of the fun fat kid thing to do.
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He would scoot around on a three wheeler a lot growing up. I don't remember if he had anything 2-wheeled. I'm pretty sure he shows the broken 3-wheeler in the idubbz video.
 
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