🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[sufferhorse]

as soon as gaytor left. he swooped in an took his grift.

You know its hard out there for a pimp

 

[RollingRock2]

Grokfu got ERP thumbed

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I actually find the Grok antics amusing tbh

 

[AndyGuntski]

I actually find the Grok antics amusing tbh

why

 

[ddlloo]

I actually find the Grok antics amusing tbh

Same, some of the clips are fun, but the schtick isn't "6 hours in a row every day" fun.

 

[sufferhorse]

the problem with ralph, is that the grok stuff is not its own thought out segment. its just filler for the nontent. So he abuses it to no end. the same as his wahmen.

he could make it work, he just has to plan it out a little bit more as to not end up asking Grok to write rape fantasies about his ex wife abusing his daughter.

but otherwise, better cohost than gaytor and pedmenco for sure.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

he could make it work, he just has to plan it out a little bit more as to not end up asking Grok to write rape fantasies about his ex wife abusing his daughter.

I’m of the opinion he actually talks to women like this when he gets into a comfortable state with them. Probably the deep connection with that tranny in Colombian had was the same way he speaks to grok. Given Ralph and his history of falling in love with any woman who talks to him how long will it be until he feels he develops a special bond with anime Grok

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph has somehow went from 100.5k followers to 99.8k in a single night


Ralph saw this and decided to seethe at PPP again

https://archive.is/IgVHW

Instead of apologizing and retiring his Vtuber co-host, Ralph decided to attack his own viewers and call them too low IQ to understand that using Grok to beg for donations for hours is just a joke

https://archive.is/Ykihe

https://archive.is/zR6Gc

 

[Red Dye #5]

>my gf is exciting
>she doesn’t speak english
> he doesn’t speak Spanish
Hey I get annoyed a girl yapping too, but how can you find a lady exciting if you can’t have a conversation with her

 

[Elmo]

how can you find a lady exciting if you can’t have a conversation with her

She stays around him for longer than 30 seconds without sheer revulsion, that must be exciting for him.

 

[Die For Me!]

I am utterly baffled at this. Out of all the things that happened on his show, Ralph clips two minutes where he asks Grok a question, ignores it, and starts dancing

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/MVwbM

Ralph is now lusting over fictional girl toys. I think it's safe to say we are officially in full blown dementia arc.

 

[sufferhorse]

cannot believe he is doing the unironic vtuber arc. With the pedo dogwhistle and all.

What loneliness can do to a mf.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Ralph is now lusting over fictional girl toys.

He's talking about Bo Bragason who was cast to play Princess Zelda. She's 21, but in most of the publicity shots she looks waaaaaay younger.

 

[Xev]

He's talking about Bo Bragason who was cast to play Princess Zelda. She's 21, but in most of the publicity shots she looks waaaaaay younger.
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She looks like she's in middle school

 

[Die For Me!]

Anyone believing Ralphs lies that he's going to go to El Salvador should consider this tweet Ralph made days ago

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/FN4Yp

 

[JAKL II]

Lol did he lose his purple retard passport? Because that would be hilarious.

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

Lol did he lose his purple retard passport? Because that would be hilarious.

Very likely snatched in Tijuana along with paw paws ring.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Very likely snatched in Tijuana along with paw paws ring.

Or his senorita who is ghosting him now, stole it while she and he were "cleaning".

 

[Die For Me!]

Hay, Hay, white nigger, Hay white nigger. Thursday Ralph will be meeting the Senorita, therefore there's no show tomorrow. You should however expect to see a slew of tweets throughout the day like:
"HaHaHa i just cummed all over the nineteen year old senoritas pussy the pussy was so tight and fortuitous it literally squeezed every last drop of my nectar all over her fucking pussy and you can bet i pulled out right on time like i always do it was like the pussy was making snow angels in a sea of my semen if you want to know the truth about it speaking of cum did you know that aaron imholte ate nick rekietas cum nick rekieta told him he could eat the cum all over his chest hes a cum eater that frankly deserves to be pulled into the street and get boom boom through his fucking skull"
and/or "HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa oh fuck you would not believe what i just got myself into if you want to know the truth about it uhm can anyone get a hold of nateybakes please i uh i need to get bailed out immediately like right now immediately like im not even fucking kidding like oh my god listen i need like fucking 10,000 usd sent to this guy and like uhhhh yeah well it has to be like right now like right now immediately so if anyone can get nateybakes on the horn immediately please i mean i think im gonna die"

Hopefully some illustrious Ralphamales will have their eyes glued to the @TheRalphRetort and @KillstreamLive accounts for incredibly embarrasing updates from the internets busiest teenage predator.

Also, it appears Ralph is still pretending like he's going to El Salvador. He's probably just going to use this to extract donos on Friday and then find some bullshit reason not to go (assuming he doesn't just die tomorrow)

https://archive.is/JECiI

 

[Die For Me!]

GIVE ME MONEY OR THIS FUCKING DOG STARVES TO DEATH BITCH

Nevermind, cant even afford starving-family-manipulation-tactics to hit the goal

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/fp2hh

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/KKoan

Of the 3 comments, 1 was purged by Xs spam filter. But a Troo & Vindicated follower of Ralph had this to say: