Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,926 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,269
looks like his mic is not working?
That's an insane take dude. Do you realise who you're talking to kid? I've got 20 years experience in this business, the mic is off because it's better sound quality. Seriously... Do you think you know better than me?

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Ban apocalypse mald makes me realize he is just this:
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>and then I reported him to the FBI heheh
>they drove over my mailbox???? I know your entire business, I will sue you in federal court
>we have banned 1000 people today alone, great work team
>I will go back and watch that VOD to see who I have to kick from the guild
>btw I banned 10 000 people while I worked at blizzard
Maybe, all this time, his name was “Randall.”
 
So the n-word is like this. *opens up ms paint, black background, two white boxes*. Over here you have white people and over here you have black people. Donald Trump came up with the n-word in the 2016 election to devalue black's votes. The game word? Yep that it. *stretches* I had to report someone to the FBI for saying the n-word at defcon.
 
didn't he say it was actually harder to write shartbound nowadays since his life actually took a turn for the better and he had difficulties tapping into the state of mind he had back then?
Why can't he make shartbound a story about getting better then? he's already got the "bad headspace" chapters down with the first 3. Surely making 4 and 5 the light at the end of the tunnel chapters where his self insert gets over himself, becomes his own person and has a good ending isn't so hard for someone with the wealth of experience in both coding and going through hard spots? A successful guy like Maldy can't show us how his hard work paid of?

Oh right, those hard spots were entirely self inflicted, and his success is built on a foundation of lies. He doesn't want to write or finish the game because he knows -deep down- that he is a fucking hack. Finishing that game terrifies him like nothing else.
 
No, and the fanart in their Steam community is so banal that you'll have to work pretty hard for your work to stand out as derogatory. He made one frivolous DMCA claim—
So I would be at a very low risk for drawing one of the furry-friend inserts being filled out by all the bloated code in the game?
Another fine expansion to my “Art of unfinished games by underdeveloped people ” collection.
 
So I would be at a very low risk for drawing one of the furry-friend inserts being filled out by all the bloated code in the game?
Another fine expansion to my “Art of unfinished games by underdeveloped people ” collection.
You're safe from Maldavius, but some jokes (like furry art) toe pretty close to that fine line where you might get roasted by the forums for your efforts. If it should happen, remember that the audience is always right.
 
the discord is being hilarious rn
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maldavius is a certified mutant according to myke
This is another one of those reddit tier facts that everyone and their mother use to make themselves seem special, and it's fucking aggravating whenever someone brings it up.

Less than 1% of the population operates on low levels of sleep with no side effects because of these rare mutations. Probably 1/4 of that actually notice these effects because they operate like everyone else in society and flood their systems with caffeine and other stimulants to eventually just crash for long periods on a random Saturday.

Jason is just your average basement dweller in this respect. Dude does jack shit that requires energy and is already primed for an unhealthy sleep schedule if we consider his EVE days. A night owl internet addict, likely tons of soda/coffee/energy drinks, and random multi-hour power naps on an average day with a 12 hour crash out on a random weekend, this is the reality for effectively everyone claiming to be a "short sleeper".
 
>blames reddit
>is a literal manifestation of reddit, down to the sexual deviancy and apologetics
I have NEVER understood this fucking meme
Reddit does have both absolute smartass dregs who hugbox and flinch at every bit of pushback and smartass fags who keep snarking at everything and anyone, its one of the few truths hes said, but for the wrong reason, since i dont think he actually has the ire of a snark reddit, just normies and people with more than one braincell
 
Also found this little gem while trawling the tubes. Nothing earth shattering, but does give a little look around Ferretsbrück. Why is his sound so shitty, even when wearing a mic?


Preservetube: (https://preservetube.com/watch?v=zlmWopdlQr8)
Dumb and gay.

Imagine opting for a pet you have to wear a fucking mask around because they can catch fucking influenza.

Imagine trying to fund stinky-rat chemo on a volatile income stream like being an online personality.

Just get a couple of fucking cats you stupid freak.

Speaking of freaks holy fucking jumping jesus, how does he fuck that pooner? It looks like it smokes meth!
 
Why can't he make shartbound a story about getting better then?

Why should he get better when he is already perfect and we are all a bunch of faggots who are wrong and have never worked for Blizzard?

You guys are really onto it. Lore is a self insert, I think so is Baron (after seeing a line of dialogue where Baron says "I always wished I was a Viking, they are so cool!").

Writing is hard, especially for Jason and especially when it comes to redemption. He can't write Lore's redemption arc because he can't see anything really wrong with Lore because he can't see anything wrong with himself. He is, in every sense possible, his own undoing. He is the ultimate blocker.

Who knows, maybe one day he'll have an emotional breakthrough. He'll learn the power of apology and the ability to accept and love yourself flaws and all, and he'll finally finish animus.

The downside is he'll likely articulate it like a hormonal middle schooler that's terrified of real emotional vulnerability. At least that's what I've always read stuff like his as. Being vague about emotionally deep/vulnerable stuff is usually a way to try and make it the readers responsibility to be vulnerable rather than the author. The author gets to hide from their own feelings while taking credit for whatever the reader projected onto it. Which completely fits his MO.
 
he also wants to be well above average in health and fitness.
I am too lazy to find it, but that clip of him condescending to a true fan asking for real life advice on balancing desk work and physical health is apt.

"How do I stay healthy while doing a desk job... I go outside... yeah! 😏 touch grass... every single day!"

The gall to read that as a criticism instead of someone just looking for advice from someone they look up to. When it comes to dodging narcissism accusations, he's like Neo in The Matrix if he used his super powers to get hit by every single bullet. Red pill? Nah, lead pill.


And now the story has flipped, he's a hermit, he doesn't do anything but work work work! No grass for Jason 😞
 
>blames reddit
>is a literal manifestation of reddit, down to the sexual deviancy and apologetics
I have NEVER understood this fucking meme
I think he wants to say he hates Reddit's LiveStreamFail subreddit since it's big and is known for dunking on him specifically, but complaining about LSF is weak aura so he obfuscates by saying he hates Reddit as a whole which is a true and virtuous stance with strong aura. Jason's playing word games to try to carefully control his image; many such cases!
 
"I have people to take care of." Oh such protector taking one for the team. The team that protects his fabricated lies 24/7...
If he cared so much and it was so important he takes care of all these people and the ferrets and it wasn't an ego thing, couldn't he just admit he was wrong about this stuff? Get on a stream with Ross and hash it out, admit he didn't understand the initiative, admit he doesn't have that much experience programming and still has a lot to learn, and admit that he had mana and acted selfishly.
Ah wait, according to Jason he never does anything (of substance) wrong and he's such a moral and virtuous person that even if this "lie" would save the lives of 1,000 ferrets or enable him to continue employing all the people under his care he could never bring himself to tell it. Never mind.
 
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