Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
have come to the conclusion myself that yes. The cat couldn't come from the other house outside the complex.

Yes, I realized this 2 days ago.
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When will you realize you were the one who raped the cat?
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Poor areas of my country
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Your whole country is the poor area of North America.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
neighbor from my own complex did it.
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Wow. I'm shocked. Claudio was the cat rapist the whole time!
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
When will you realize you were the one who raped the cat?
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When will you prove I was the one that did it?

Answer: Never.
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Your whole cou—Ack! *Dies by execution with a revolver, against the wall*
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Nope. Not how it works.
DoNotFeedTheSneed said:
Right. As I explained the other day, the cat was suffering, and it would’ve been hard for it to get far.
Now, this raises two questions in of itself.
1: Your complex has a private security guard, as you have mentioned several times. I find it weird that he didn’t notice the incident taking place. Are there any blind spots in his normal route that the perpetrator could’ve taken advantage of?
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Of course there are blindspots

It's called THE FUCKING HOUSES.
DoNotFeedTheSneed said:
2: Let’s be charitable and assume that you’re entirely out of the picture suspects wise. Do you have any neighbors who, in your eyes, act suspiciously?
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I literally said I had a pedophile neighbor behind my house 1 and a half weeks ago. Keep up with the times. (There is no evidence he has anything that could get him arrested. But it was known he did innapropiate remarks to teen girls from the neighborhood).
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Speaking of neighbors, can you think of any potential witnesses in your complex?
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Fuck no. No one was outside. The amount of fucking women in this place should tell you how much they go out.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
I literally said I had a pedophile neighbor behind my house 1 and a half weeks ago. Keep up with the times. (There is no evidence he has anything that could get him arrested. But it was known he did innapropiate remarks to teen girls from the neighborhood).
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So the list of suspects is a Mexican man who hits on underage girls, which to be fair is every Mexican I've ever met (The age of consent is like 12 down there). And the guy who has a naked lion avatar, pretends he's a lion while having sex chats with other furries, looks at feline related furry porn, writes feline related furry porn, and plays pedophile Roblox games.

Which one sounds more likely?
 
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Why exactly do you think Goycast looks like a twink? Is there some facial feature that every twink has or something? Now I didn't spend hours gazing longingly at his pic like you did but my first thought was that he kind of looked like a jock, but the lame kind like a baseball nerd. He's simply too tall and his posture is too good for a twink.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Of course there are blindspots

It's called THE FUCKING HOUSES.
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So you’re presuming that the culprit picked up the cat and took them inside their house to do the deed. It takes a really sick person to rape a cat. You don’t think they would’ve disposed of it afterwards?

Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
I literally said I had a pedophile neighbor behind my house 1 and a half weeks ago. Keep up with the times. (There is no evidence he has anything that could get him arrested. But it was known he did innapropiate remarks to teen girls from the neighborhood).
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
By teen girls I mean 15-16. Not fucking 19, like your twink ass
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That guy sounds horrible. I can understand why you’re suspicious of him.

But if you are suspicious of him, why did your mind not immediately jump to him when you came to the epiphany that it happened in your complex?

Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Who? Who the fuck knows.
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
By teen girls I mean 15-16. Not fucking 19, like your twink ass
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That's disgusting! What kind of man would look at a 15 year old girl and think, "That's a full grown woman!"?

A Quinceañera is a Hispanic tradition celebrating a girl's 15th birthday, marking her transition from childhood to womanhood. It's a significant cultural event with religious, social, and symbolic elements.
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Oh, yeah. Mexicans.
 
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Claudio after reading some messages all I have to say is that I ain’t gonna fuck you bro. Also if you get kicked out of 109 YouTube channels it might just be your fault.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
I haven't watched Griffin, dumbshit.
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You can try to gaslight everyone else here, which would still be nearly impossible, but it would be much fucking harder to gaslight me. What, are you saying that the ClausMystery that I saw in that stream chat for years wasn’t you?
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
By teen girls I mean 15-16. Not fucking 19, like your twink ass
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Wait a minute. I just realized something. So this neighbor of yours has made sexually charged remarks to 15 year olds. That makes him a pedophile, right?
you'd seem to agree.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
I literally said I had a pedophile neighbor behind my house 1 and a half weeks ago. Keep up with the times. (There is no evidence he has anything that could get him arrested. But it was known he did innapropiate remarks to teen girls from the neighborhood).
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@Goycast Guy is 19 years old now, but you were using a picture of him when he was 14 when you were first calling him a twink.
i.e., you were making a sexually charged remark towards someone who was (at the time of the picture) underaged.

...What does that make you, Claudio?
 
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@Goycast Guy I’d tell you to run, but I think you could get away just fine by walking.
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I could probably slow-walk and this cripple would be like “PENDEJO! STAY STILL PUTA!”

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda A factor you might have forgotten with your fantasies about killing me is that I physically mog you.
 
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