Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 71 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.4%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 174 26.2%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 65 9.8%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.7%

  • Total voters
    663
To be fair, Kiwi Farms also hosts its own tard crew of Aaron alogs. They’re one reason his thread is a dumpster fire.
They're Redditors too.
The vast majority of the people critical of Aaron in that thread are Meltonites.

That's the main reason that thread is dogshit. I have come to learn that some 90% of Aaron alogging comes from Melton supporters.

It's the Aaron Imholte lolcow thread on KF, so of course there's gonna be criticism of him in it. Like, duh. In and of itself, that's not an issue. It's expected even.

The issue is that having to rub shoulders with people who prop up that fat pedo fuck is just gross. Ignoring the fact I think most people agree Nick is way worse than Aaron, I don't think a lot of people would want to inadvertently support Melton out of sheer general principle.

Shit like this...
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And this...
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...make the thread an absolute dumpster fire.

Like, can you imagine if the Kino Casino, Cog, or Metokur threads was like 90% Ethan Ralph fans? You'd want to avoid those too, no?

And then @Balldo's Gate... God bless him... I certainly don't feel like he's trying to support Pedomelt or Nick, but I can't wrap my head around his belief that Aaron is every bit as bad as Nick. That's just insane to me. Though perhaps not quite as insane as the people like the PAS fatties, who seem to think Aaron is actually worse than a dude who fed his eight year old cocaine (daily reminder that they are both allegedly mothers).

This is ultimately all Nick's fault, BTW. This thread, and the subforum before it, has had to deal with this stupid Dabbleverse bullshit for almost two years now, because Nick is a degenerate faggot who wanted to swing, and dumbass Aaron and his whore ex-wife were the only ones stupid enough he could find to take him up on the offer. As the chief Aaron alogs, Melton and his rogues gallery were the very unfortunate baggage to some already unfortunate baggage.

I hate to sound fired up about this, but I not gonna pretend all lolcows are equal. Nor I am held to some nebulous standard of shitting on all of them equally. That's just retarded. It's like saying all people are morally equally. That's not the case IRL, so why should it be here?

Aaron wouldn't make it out of Proving Grounds if it wasn't for his connection to multiple LOTY™ award winner, :really:
Moreover, when it did make it out, it was back when he was allied with Rekieta.

EDIT: Typos.
 
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Under Minn. Stat. § 609.748, harassment includes:
"repeated incidents of intrusive or unwanted acts, words, or gestures that have a substantial adverse effect on the safety, security, or privacy of another..."
This means even public speech “about” someone may violate an HRO/TRO if it causes distress or is part of a pattern.
Posting private messages to humiliate someone else clearly violates it.
I don't see how it could not. The express purpose is to make him look bad, feel bad and he is violating his privacy by publishing private messages in which he talks about his marriage and their sexual polycule arrangement.

It is an absolute farce that Aaron is accused of RP while this faggot is going around sharing private details with the express purpose of causing maximum reputational harm across the internet, where the content is being commercialized by him and his co-conspirators.
 
"No, stalker child, cocaine addiction does not exist! I just had to do it all the time and have it around me constantly because it's really fun!"
Who does this idiotic faggot think he's fooling? The dumb bastard is a walking anti-drug PSA.
It is an absolute farce that Aaron is accused of RP while this faggot is going around sharing private details with the express purpose of causing maximum reputational harm across the internet, where the content is being commercialized by him and his co-conspirators.
Aaron should troon out and then he can say that showing pictures of his female nipples is revenge porn.
 
I hate to sound fired up about this, but I not gonna pretend all lolcows are equal. Nor I am held to some nebulous standard of shitting on all of them equally. That's just retarded.
This is the Kiwi Farms, not the Kiwi Kollective, dammit. In this forum we believe in the free marketplace of pointing and laughing and occasionally going full sperg mode.
 
I want to reiterate how funny it is that because Nick refuses to believe cocaine addiction exists because then he'd have to admit he has a problem, Aaron saying "my addiction is creating a facade" can only mean "I am addicted to creating a facade" and not "my cocaine addiction is creating a facade"
It's not clear, but I think he could indeed be saying "I'm addicted to the facade" (of pretending things are okay). Aaron wasn't using that much according to everyone involved, so I don't think actual drug addiction would be his main concern. He's not a very good writer, so it comes across as a melodramatic, but on the other hand it's a fucking private message that Nick has decided to distribute for dipshit reasons.
 
English major and lawyer thinks that the texts was Aaron admitting that his addiction was to lying because "no one in the Qover was addicted to cocaine"

It's astounding that that is the reading Nick is taking from it.
He admitted he's addicted to lying! You can't believe anything he has said about meeeeeee!🥃:really:
 
Monty’s lawsuit gets dismissed so Nick implies LM is a groomer and keeps going with the Kurt is luring minors to his house with casserole bit
Seeing what we know about Rekieta and Kayla; wouldn't surprise me if Nick tried to invite some jailbait cosplayer to his hotel room when going to Anime Matsturi. He sees Vic getting lots of female attention, wouldn't be surprised if he tried to weasel in a "I'm helping protect Vic" to get some girls in his room. As funny as it was to hear it over and over, "Con Sluts" are a thing, and I don't think it's a hard sell to think Nick was trying to get some action.

Aaron wouldn't make it out of Proving Grounds if it wasn't for his connection to multiple LOTY™ award winner, :really:
I remember when he tried to latch onto DSP and would "shake the can" to keep his show going. No one in the DSP Vortex liked him, pretty much told him to fuck off, this is our retard.

I had a double-take when he fucking popped up around Rekieta. Like really nigga, what the fuck are you doing? So don't get me wrong, Aaron's a fucking retard; but when the opposition is Current Year Rekieta, Melton, and the Dabbleverse... fine... if I really have to take a side...
 
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And then @Balldo's Gate... God bless him...
I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed he kinda went insane via Aaron. He had great detail for Rekieta but kinda lost the plot on Aaron.

Though it has seemed he has calmed down a little bit recently, which is nice.

EDIT: I stand corrected, I just saw his latest community happenings post.
 
Seeing what we know about Rekieta and Kayla; wouldn't surprise me if Nick tried to invite some jailbait cosplayer to his hotel room when going to Anime Matsturi. He sees Vic getting lots of female attention, wouldn't be surprised if he tried to weasel in a "I'm helping protect Vic" to get some girls in his room. As funny as it was to hear it over and over, "Con Sluts" are a thing, and I don't think it's a hard sell to think Nick was trying to get some action.
Mr. Sen alleges that Nick was trying to do that with Gothic Sushi
 
Mr. Sen alleges that Nick was trying to do that with Gothic Sushi
I'm using my own past experiences when I used hit cons a lot; lots of hookups and random sex and parties and debauchery in the hotel rooms. And just like anywhere else, anyone with a bit of clout can draw attention, as stupid as it may seem, it's a thing. I'd be willing to listen to Sen if he wasn't such a fucking JimWalker.
 
I feel more sympathy when Nick attacks Aaron and I don't have to hear Aaron's annoying voice responding to it. From a very basic sense, I'd argue Nick is doing something much worse to Aaron than Aaron did to Kayla. At best Aaron did something immature, I see Aaron's revenge porn case to be a grey area if I view it without knowledge of Nick using it as a weapon.

Nick is trying to ruin his ex-boyfriends life by sharing texts highlighting Aaron's self-doubt at his occupation, his frustration with his failing marriage and ex-wife, and now Aaron's admission of using addiction to escape. He's sharing this with people who hate Aaron for gay radio drama. You can bring up that Aaron mocked Nick for the arrest that Aaron avoided, and that Aaron endangered his kids by being around the Rekieta's and drugs. But Aaron's texts just spell out that Aaron sounds depressed once he comes down from the drugs.

I do want to see what Nick is not sharing. It sounds like he built up trust in Aaron to use against him. The theory that Nick was going to scam Aaron sounds more true as time goes on.
 
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Court tells him to fuck off.
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Imagine being so cucked by your client that you are ordered to oppose a very reasonable extension request, that you know damn well will be granted. He will have to continuously make a fool out of himself to appease Nick and his retarded legal theories. Bleak. The only person consistently having a worse time than Nick is his lawyer.
 
Video of court hearing Bradley v Melton, 2023:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayHTpEPb77w

The protective order was not granted, but the video does reveal that Melton has a lovely set of back tiddies.
Back in June 8th, 2023, Patrick Melton and a guy called Butch Bradley appeared in court for a TRO hearing in Atlantic City, New Jersey (this was over some comedy club job payment no one cares about, so I'm choosing to skip over the details.)

The entire proceeding was a mess. Both parties were self-represented, and it showed: Butch delivered his argument poorly, the judge was dismissive, and Melton spent much of the hearing smirking and arguing with the court.
The hearing took place in Atlantic City, referred to by the judge as the “entertainment capital of the world.” Unsurprisingly, she seemed unimpressed by two comedians airing their personal feud in her courtroom.
In contrast, Aaron Imholte’s case is unfolding in small-town Minnesota, where privacy laws are stricter and judges are less accustomed to defences rooted in entertainment or satire. That legal culture may favour Aaron.

Key Moments to learn from the Bradley v Melton (2023) Hearing that could be relevant to Imholte v Melton (2025)


09:32 – 10:04
Melton successfully defends he only used publicly available photos of Butch’s property sourced from social media.
Aaron’s case is different: how will Melton justify possessing intimate photos of Aaron, or private correspondence between Aaron and his wife? Melton claimed in the Butch case that “I don’t use private sources.” That claim is likely untenable for Imholte v Melton.


27:38 – 29:34
The judge criticises Melton for purchasing a domain closely related to Butch’s girlfriends' homemade salsa business. When Melton attempts to justify it, she retorts that it could be seen as stalking, calling it “weird humour.”
That’s coming from a judge in Atlantic City. How will a Minnesotan judge, operating under more conservative, less media-exposed, privacy-focused legal norms respond to Melton’s "prank" of "falsified" CFAA violations against Aaron?


35:20 – 37:54
Melton argues with the judge over whether he sent anyone to harass Butch. For Butch, as far as I know, he didn't.
But what about the time Melton read the the USA Boxing Judicial Committee appeal form, he urged his viewers to show up at their headquarters to cause problems for Aaron Imholte?
He encourages his audience to picket them and invites co-hosts to talk to staff there about Aaron. Not a good look for fighting off a HRO.

Could this be seen as incitement to harass? Additionally, Melton took himself, Nick and a group of people to Stoney's Bar, Aaron's sponsor to then immediately cause problems with the bar owner. He apparently went to Aaron's golfclub and interviewed people there. In court, Melton argued he “barely talks about Butch.” That argument won’t hold when Aaron has been the focal point of multi-state trips, many guest appearances, the weekly scheduled "This Little Piggy" show and "Hackamania", a multi-day event in which humiliating Aaron is a major draw.


46:45 – 47:18
After seeing if Mediation is possible, the judge warns Melton that he’s downplaying the harm his conduct has caused Butch. Melton brushes it off, calling his behaviour a reasonable reaction to Butch’s criticism.
Will that same argument fly when Aaron claims his private Google history was broadcast to the public—even if the leak was later framed as a hoax?


58:22 – 59:40
Melton laughs in court and dismissively states, “It’s a comedy program!” before meekly backing down when told to be quiet. If he adopts that same tone while being asked why he joked about "not opposed to talking about fucking [child] Imholte!" or why he believes he’s entitled to read private letters between Aaron and his spouse, it’s unlikely to play well in a small-town Minnesota courtroom.


1:15:09 – 1:16:05
The judge tells Melton that tagging someone on Twitter could constitute a violation of contact orders. Melton accepts this without argument. Notably, both Melton and Rekieta have tagged Aaron on social media since his ex parte TRO filings.


In Conclusion
Butch really didn’t stand a chance. His courtroom approach was poorly planned and self-defeating. Aaron, however, is represented by competent legal counsel. Melton won’t have nearly an hour and half to ramble and debate; he’ll be limited to 30 minutes.

Judges in urban New Jersey courts like Atlantic City are more familiar with arguments about satire, public figures, and press freedom. As a result, they tend to be more cautious about granting TROs that could restrict speech. Minnesota courts, especially in smaller towns like St. Cloud, may take a more conservative view. They’re generally more receptive to claims of online harassment and more protective of individual privacy. That difference in judicial temperament could be critical.

The Judge in Rekieta and Melton's case, the honorable Michelle L. Clark is on the "Domestic Violence Taskforce" and "Douglas County Coalition on Mental Health". This could prove beneficial for Aaron, as she may have heightened sensitivity to patterns of coercion, intimidation, and psychological abuse. Melton's sexual commentary towards a child isn't going to impress. She may give greater weight to non-physical forms of harassment, like online stalking, repeated digital targeting, or exploitation of sensitive personal information.

What Aaron Must Do Differently​

To succeed where Butch failed against Melton, Aaron must be prepared:
  • His legal team must present concise, timestamped evidence. This hearing is only 30 minutes long.
  • Private communications, encouragement of harassment, and repeated targeting need to be clearly documented and shown as a pattern.
  • His counsel must be articulate, measured, and focused in oral arguments.
    This dude seems legit. He at least went to a decent school for the area, got some props there for exceptional oral advocacy skills (not the kind Nick would like) that it'd take to think quick on his feet in this type of hearing, has had more cases in MCRO than Nick and the Barneswalker combined
    It appears he's successful in this regard, I think Ross W Montgomery was an intelligent choice with his Order of Barrister's "distinction for exceptional oral and written advocacy skills."
IANAL, but IF Aaron' and Ross W Montgomery can do that, and avoid the chaos of Melton vs. Bradley, the odds in Minnesota shift significantly in his favour.
In Bradley v. Melton (2023), a chaotic pro se hearing in Atlantic City ended with no HRO granted, due to Butch’s incredibly poor presentation combined with a major metropolitan and entertainment-aware judicial environment. In contrast, Imholte v. Melton (2025) will be heard in small-town Minnesota before Judge Michelle L. Clark, who has a background in domestic violence and mental health. That environment, combined with Aaron having competent legal counsel and stronger claims, such as harassment involving a child, leaked private data, and repeated targeting—could make Melton’s usual “it’s just comedy!” defence far less effective this time.
 
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I do want to see what Nick is not sharing. It sounds like he built up trust in Aaron to use against him.
He's a serial predator who by his own admission has never had a real friend. He hasn't had one because he's a worthless snake nobody should ever trust. His entire life's "friend" list is comprised of people he's snaked on and people he eventually will snake on.
Minnesota courts, especially in smaller towns like St. Cloud, may take a more conservative view.
St. Cloud isn't New York City but it isn't THAT small. It has a population of over 70,000 and is a pretty blighted urban center.
Melton laughs in court and dismissively states, “It’s a comedy program!” before meekly backing down when told to be quiet.
I'd like to hear the judge ask him what's supposed to be funny about constantly making disgusting sexual remarks about prepubescent children.
 
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