Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Nicholas II of Russia]

"Claudio does not show signs if cognitive decline or brain damage because of how his body might have adapted. It doesn't fall below 79 now, meaning that it might have been better when he was less fat in his childhood. The fat in the abdomen causes a lot of strain in the diaphragm, forcing it to use increased strength to work. The issues he has aren't about breathing, it's around his exhaling. We have seen him inhale very well, but the CO2 levels still have an higher level (in the artery blood) than normal."

Weird formatting aside, you're gonna need something more than that to prove that fanfic you wrote, little buddy.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

No, @Goycast Guy.

High IQ people also have anger issues. Get off your "I am a Wikipedia neurologist" chair.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

High IQ people also have anger issues. Get off your "I am a Wikipedia neurologist" chair.

This is why do you give your murder fantasies? You have the tard rage that is proportional of an inbred bullied retard like you.

I can't believe you're almost 30 and you keep behaving like a toddler with 0 self-control.

 

[Goycast Guy]

A demon I am having a lot of FUN making angry.

You do know this entire thread is just you getting baited, right? Like someone else said, I’m not saying this to stop you from posting, I’m saying this because I know that you’ll keep doing it anyway and that’s funny.

I know the true context of those verses.

O holy spic overlord, teach me the TRUTH of these verses!

It doesn't fall below 79 now

Wow… impressive…

No, @Goycast Guy.

High IQ people also have anger issues. Get off your "I am a Wikipedia neurologist" chair.

So would that make Manuel high-iq?

 

[Tracey Townley]

No, @Goycast Guy.

High IQ people also have anger issues. Get off your "I am a Wikipedia neurologist" chair.

"High IQ"

 

[Tablet County]

By the way, @Sperg Spectating ALMOST gets why I am still talking.

I'm working at way too slow of a pace to keep up with the fact that the thread is constantly expanding. It's impossible to keep up with.

So your plan is to be retarded at warp speed to keep Sperg from updating the OP or something?
Or perhaps you're fabricating retarded stories about yourself in order to make the OP less credible while also being retarded at warp speed?

High IQ people also have anger issues.

Really? 'Cause I've heard that people with anger issues overestimate their own intelligence.
What is your IQ, anyway?

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

meaning that it might have been better when he was less fat in his childhood.

Are the doctors talking about your brain function here? Did you literally say, "No I don't have brain damage," and then quote a report where the doctors say your mental capabilities have declined since childhood (aka brain damage)?

Additionally:
You got brain damage because you're fat you dumb fuck lol

 

[Goycast Guy]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda please do this quick and easy test and report back to us. https://www.123test.com/iq-test/

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The more I read Sparkletor, the more it makes me think that he would unironically be the kind of men that, on Twitter, post shit like this:

I have actually posted all those things just not on Twitter. I post them here.

I think Sparkletor doesn't realize that when someone outside of USA laughs at a gringo, it isn't laughing with them. BUT AT them.

The laughter hides the tears.

You accuse me of being a porn addict and you say this shit?

Porn is fake. I'm asking about real life. Did your mother get naked with you or the dogs?

God will get more people like me if Christians/Catholics want to survive.

What a mighty God you serve!

The only failings I have is my pent up rage and the fact I trusted your kind of "humans" as a teen, gringo

That's your only failing? Doubt that.

Furries harmed me.

Spaniards somehow found it hilarious to bully a 12 year old while they were in their 20's or 30's

First world gay adjacent people? Betrayal galore.

Such a creepy annoying faggot that he got bullied and kicked out of the creepiest and faggiest communities to exist.

the George Floyd riots wouldn't have ever happened if:

1. All of you weren't drug addicts
2. He wasn't free.

Lol. What?

just 8% of the world pop and 54% of sex trafficking clientele internationally? The same ones that have 600 registered mass shootings in 2023 (in USA).

HE SAID THE THING AGAIN! MOM COME LOOK!

Yet they are the ones that would fucking steal money to buy avocados, and other prime food source from MY country.

Listen, pal. It was all fun and games until you brought the avocado thieves into this. You've gone too far.

You don't see it yourself, but your entire body right now is marred in blood. Your house? There is blood all over the walls.

But it's brown people's blood so I don't feel bad about it.

I don't think God would even want to touch the one dollar bill.

My God doesn't need money. Why does your God love money, Claudio? Is it because you follow a false God?

Are they really fantasies if I didn't even think when writing them?

Yes. Otherwise they would be reality.

Otherwise I would be like my mother in regards of obsession with cleanliness.

Dirty, dirty boy.

Bitch, you are the one accusing me of commissioning THE WORRIZ pic.

Forgive us Claudio. It's all so confusing which furry cub porn picture people are referring to when you are linked to multiple furry cub porn pictures.

I treat him like a friend, that's it.

So you treat him like he doesn't exist? Because you have no friends.

For me, you are just a demon. A demon I am having a lot of FUN making angry.

God frowns upon consorting with demons. Read your Bible. Pray to your menorah

Claudio does not show signs if cognitive decline or brain damage because of how his body might have adapted. It doesn't fall below 79 now, meaning that it might have been better when he was less fat

Bro. What the fuck. You posted a medical report that says your IQ is no longer below 79 and you are fat.

Literal fat retard gay furry pedo.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Claudio does not show signs if cognitive decline or brain damage because of how his body might have adapted. It doesn't fall below 79 now, meaning that it might have been better when he was less fat in his childhood.

Hold up. What exactly doesn’t fall below 79? His IQ? I mean, that unspecified value comes right after a description of his brain function.

Did Claudio just unintentionally admit that he’s retarded?

 

[Tracey Townley]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda keep replying so you can destroy the haters
lets speedrun to 1000 pages

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Lol do some jumping jacks you fat fuck

I begun eating less than 2 full meals since 2023. I can very easily abandon chocolate for weeks on end, and I now have 79kg.

I had 81kg when this shitstorm started.

This is the funniest threat I've ever received. You know most people over the age of 13 don't find sonic.exe scary, right?

I don't. I just love gore. The renditions are unnerving or uncanny at best. Gore is the very last artistic thing that hasn't been censored by the ideologies YOUR COUNTRY normalized, after all!

That's just you.

Gringos like you are harder to scare ever since you retards began to shoot up schools. Remember?

Meanwhile, my teen self was actually scared of monsters I mistakingly read in books. Reaching to the points of causing nightmares for a short season.

What? Are you going to, god forbid, SCREENSHOT IT?????

Something way better!

I’m not perfect but I follow the teachings of God far more than you.

Jesus doesn't like liars, buddy.

From what I can understand of his lunacy, he seems to be under the impression that he has something on Sperg that will force him to change the OP or else... something will happen.

What will happen is that he'll lose way more credibility than I do!

You know, Streissand Effect and all! Censor me, and my word becomes stronger. You are bad at this, Tablet.

Given that the last time he had a big killshot prepared it was all a giant nothingburger, I'm not concerned.

Because what I am making is a metaphorical nuke.

Same here, brother. I’ve done my fair share of bad things in my life, but I’ve come to terms with that and I’ve sought forgiveness through the lord.

Lord*

The only thing I need forgiveness from Him is the countless times I have thought about murdering both my parents in sheer spite, but never done it.

Losing my freedom, physical and spiritually, is not worth it.

The two being alive allows me to watch them suffer for their own mistakes, while I suffer for mine.

Do you NOT get it now?! I am not ashamed of sharing my trauma with you because I am not denying it anymore. My father ruined me in conception, I hate him, and I have openly said he's already paying for it day by day.

I plan to openly forgive him when his body makes it impossible for him to work. Not going to carry this fucking resentment while he dies.

Plus, he miiiiight need some resolution before, realistically, going to purgatory, kekekekekekekekekekekekeekkekekekekekekekekekeekk.

Claudio seems to have this weird complex where he thinks that people cannot repent,

YOU GRINGOS DON'T WANT TO REPENT.

when repentance and forgiveness is literally the crux of most Christian teachings.

YOUR COUNTRY DOES NOT WANT TO REPENT. IT'S DYING IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES BUT YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

But that doesnt matter. I have read the ending of all things. I know Who wins.

Do you not think I won't hesitate to stab someone's neck in order to save my mother, if shit hits the fan?

I would do it, with absolute pleasure.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Hold up. What exactly doesn’t fall below 79? His IQ? I mean, that unspecified value comes right after a description of his brain function.

Did Claudio just unintentionally admit that he’s retarded?

It would explain the absolute self-ownage that he constantly does in his own thread. This nigger is so low-iq that he can’t even read the medical report properly.

I just love gore.

We know.

Meanwhile, my teen self was actually scared of monsters I mistakingly read in books. Reaching to the points of causing nightmares for a short season.

“Yeah guys as a teen I was really scared of those spooky spooky monsters!”

Bro…

Jesus doesn't like liars, buddy.

I mean being better than a gay cat-raping pedophile doesn’t exactly take a lot of effort.

The only thing I need forgiveness from Him is the countless times I have thought about murdering both my parents in sheer spite, but never done it.

You have a lot more to repent for than just that.

kekekekekekekekekekekekeekkekekekekekekekekekeekk

Oh dear god. Aping sharty lingo again.

I would do it, with absolute pleasure.

You’re not supposed to feel pleasure when committing a sin. If someone in my family was being threatened, I would defend them because it’s necessary. I would not feel the slightest bit of joy. Yes, sometimes you do need to commit sins. It’s never okay to enjoy committing those sins and the fact that you would enjoy it is questionable coming from a “good Christian”.

 

[Tracey Townley]

Do you NOT get it now?! I am not ashamed of sharing my trauma with you because I am not denying it anymore. My father ruined me in conception, I hate him, and I have openly said he's already paying for it day by day.

its fine to let all you're trauma out in here, let it all out dude its good for you're mental health

 

[Tread Miller]

Did… did Claudio just unintentionally admit that he’s retarded?

>Claudio unintentionally admits his IQ is around 79 while trying to own the acephalous euroamerican gringos
@Claudio Hernández Castañeda can NEVER stopping WINNING

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

begun eating less than 2 full meals since 2023. I can very easily abandon chocolate for weeks on end

That's because your family is poor.

Meanwhile, my teen self was actually scared of monsters I mistakingly read in books. Reaching to the points of causing nightmares for a short season.

Not beating those retard allegations.

I plan to openly forgive him when his body makes it impossible for him to work.

Manuel is a wardrobe designer for telenovelas. He could realistically work just fine into his 80s. You honestly think you're going to outlive your father? Lol.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Did Claudio just unintentionally admit that he’s retarded?

One thing is having assumption, the other one is seeing that hes's admitting it. LOOOL

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I don't. I just love gore. The renditions are unnerving or uncanny at best. Gore is the very last artistic thing that hasn't been censored by the ideologies YOUR COUNTRY normalized, after all!

Nigger it's sonic.exe

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

The fat in the abdomen causes a lot of strain in the diaphragm, forcing it to use increased strength to work.

Maybe you wouldn't need such a big tube if you went for a walk once in a while, fatty.

Instead of, you know, sitting at your computer all day and arguing with Kiwi Farmers.

 

[AI Wendigo]

Incredible work to be enough of a retard to get a nearly 500 page halal thread in only 3 months. There's cows that have had threads for years that haven't gotten close to this.