Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Tablet County]

...Goycast?

You do realize I was talking about... actual books, right? Like, published AND sold books.

No one tell Sparkletor that the quote was literally talking about breathing. It's funnier that way. I'm smiling ear to ear right now!

One could say it's a cheshire smile.
John 7:24
24 Stop judging by mere appearances, but instead judge correctly.
Satan? Bitch, he's most of the Deathly Sins!
Are you implying you deserve sympathy? IF you were bleeding to death on the floor, and I was there, I would just stare.
Verifiably not, but go off; waste of semen.
Sure it does. Next you'll say is that you're blond and blue eye'd
>Self owns himself as proxy Christian

Good God. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Then they aren't good Christians. Or, or, they didn't open a bible ever.

Corinthians 12:13
13 For we were all baptized by one Spirit so as to form one body—whether Jews or Gentiles, slave or free—and we were all given the one Spirit to drink.

Samuel 16:7
But the LORD said to Samuel, “Do not consider his appearance or his height, for I have rejected him. The LORD does not look at the things people look at. People look at the outward appearance, but the LORD looks at the heart.”

Guess why I hate Americans LIKE YOU! You reek of hypocrisy and you have BLOOD on your hands.

Exodus 22:21
21 “Do not mistreat or oppress a foreigner, for you were foreigners in Egypt.

Irony! You retards (especially @Goycast Guy) hate LEGAL immigrants despite your country having been enriched by the same legal immigrants from Europe AND America!

John 7:24
24 Stop judging by mere appearances, but instead judge correctly.

Successfully failed, kiwifarmers. And Brayden, too.

John 13:34
34 “A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another."

A more faithful verse said COMMANDMENT, by the way. I don't have to love demons like you, though. You are not human, you want to kill me through suicide, so I go with your papa, Lucy.
Revelation 14:6
6 Then I saw another angel flying in midair, and he had the eternal gospel to proclaim to those who live on the earth—to every nation, tribe, language and people.

James 2:9
9 But if you show favoritism, you sin and are convicted by the law as lawbreakers.

Successfully failed, @Sparkletor 2.0 and co.

It's that time again boys. More shit that nobody cares about!

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7375519510457077010

edit: fail lol

Bruh test your links before you post them smh.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

One could say it's a cheshire smile.

One could say that... if they were a 79 IQ retard.

I believe you are referring to a Cheshire cat smile. Saying Cheshire smile is just an English smile.

 

[Tablet County]

One could say that... if they were a 79 IQ retard.

I believe you are referring to a Cheshire cat smile. Saying Cheshire smile is just an English smile.

Didn't he say something about how he doesn't make facial expressions when he's enjoying himself?
More bullshit to add to the pile.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I don't. I just love gore. The renditions are unnerving or uncanny at best. Gore is the very last artistic thing that hasn't been censored by the ideologies YOUR COUNTRY normalized, after all!

The only thing I need forgiveness from Him is the countless times I have thought about murdering both my parents in sheer spite, but never done it.

Do you not think I won't hesitate to stab someone's neck in order to save my mother, if shit hits the fan?

I would do it, with absolute pleasure.

The shit I wrote would scare my fucking mother.

Fine, I'll do a recap.

> Scalping @Goycast Guy's mom over 33 minutes and 33 seconds.
> Hanging @Goycast Guy over 33 minutes in a way that he doesn't die until the 33th minute arrives, allowing him to choke to death. First by having the noose at breathable level, then raising at minute 0, just enough for him to be able to breathe if he tiptoes on the stool─That's where needles come in! Pinches increase every few mins. It's his choice if he dies earlier!
> Forgot his father

For one of these retards' mothers:
> Forced at gun point to stare at a mirror in a silent, dim room, until she goes nuts.

Someone else's mother:
> Forced to stay inside the most silent chamber ever until she snaps.

Philippians 4:8:
Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.

Romans 12:17-21:
Repay no one evil for evil, but give thought to do what is honorable in the sight of all. If possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all. Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God, for it is written, “Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord.” To the contrary, “if your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink; for by so doing you will heap burning coals on his head.” Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.

James 1:14-15:
But each person is tempted when they are dragged away by their own evil desire and enticed. Then, after desire has conceived, it gives birth to sin; and sin, when it is full-grown, gives birth to death.

Your murderous fantasies won't end well, Claudio. Not only are you giving your heart to and taking great pleasure in sinful thoughts, but you're doing so to one of the most grievous sins one can commit - murder. Originally I thought that you needed therapy, but now I'm thinking you need a stint in your nearest psychiatric hospital.

I can't win, no matter what I say, with how your brain works. You piece of dumbfuck shit.

You are this close to getting it. You need to put down the cup.

For an """American""", you don't know how self defense even works?! Pathetic.

Self defense laws aren't a carte blanche to live out your murderous fantasies, Claudio. There's a reason why self defense is shot down in the court when it is found that a person was goading another into attacking them.
I know how these laws work. I own multiple guns. Not once have I fantasized about using them to take a life.

 

[Tracey Townley]

he doesn't make facial expressions when he's enjoying himself?

 

[Goycast Guy]

Goycast?

You do realize I was talking about... actual books, right? Like, published AND sold books.

Your high iq is showing. Books scared you. Pussy.

IF you were bleeding to death on the floor, and I was there, I would just stare.

Nigger you’re a literal cripple you couldn’t help anyway.

Sure it does. Next you'll say is that you're blond and blue eye'd

Feels good to be an Aryan rather than a dirty muttoid.

Didn't he say something about how he doesn't make facial expressions when he's enjoying himself?

He constantly makes sure to remind us that he has the most bored expression and isn’t seething at all!

 

[Tread Miller]

Bruh test your links before you post them smh.

Is this possibly Claudio's first real WIN?

 

[NoxTuk]

>Self owns himself as proxy Christian

Might be powerleveling a bit, but, I’m agnostic. I don’t consider, or am I Christian or religious in any way.

Again, you’re not doing yourself any favors. You’re either absolutely retarded, or think that posting a bunch of bible verses will actually make us seethe.

 

[Tracey Townley]

Is this possibly Claudio's first real WIN?

claudio has FINALLY won

Score: 1 To 4531

 

[Tablet County]

Not really. I'm very hard to amuse. One would even think I don't even have fun playing videogames if they watched me play.

I have the most dull look on my face every time I play. Even if I am not even bored or annoyed. It's called being forced for 15+ years to learn how to suppress emotions, dumbass.

I'm smiling ear to ear right now!

One could say it's a cheshire smile.

I guess when I said:

I can practically picture him chuckling to himself and trembling with adrenaline every time he posts one. Smug, manic satisfaction as he's finally conjured the epic own that will totally squash those spoiled kiwis once and for all.
Then the depressive come down hits when he realizes that everyone's bemused and disgusted as opposed to scared or angry.

I was totally right.

Claus: 0 Kiwi Farms: 2,000,000

Whites get it done!

 

[Chapalapachapa]

And Manuel nowadays STILL wonders why I have never called him "Papá" after I turned 5. Shocker.

Ah You wish. Big M is wondering when You are going to stop asking him for money you crippled sped

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

YOU GRINGOS DON'T WANT TO REPENT.

YOUR COUNTRY DOES NOT WANT TO REPENT. IT'S DYING IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES BUT YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

Just realized I forgot to include these in my other post. What do the sins of the American government have to do with my own personal desire to better myself and get right with God? Am I going to hell because they automatically get a cut of my paycheck? Does that make me complicit?

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Post weight

I can very easily abandon chocolate for weeks on end, and I now have 79kg.

I had 81kg when this shitstorm started.

I win.

 

[Goycast Guy]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda post height.

 

[Tracey Townley]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda is currently not responding as his masturbating to furry porn

 

[Tablet County]

Just realized I forgot to include these in my other post. What do the sins of the American government have to do with my own personal desire to better myself and get right with God? Am I going to hell because they automatically get a cut of my paycheck? Does that make me complicit?

Claus only uses the bible to justify his own barbaric hatreds, as many schizos with a bone to pick do. Ironically his whole "you guys are demons so it's okay if I do everything the bible says I shouldn't" loophole is the kind of rules lawyering you see in Hasidism. His inner nose reveals itself...
Claudio would've taken the thirty pieces of silver.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Ironically his whole "you guys are demons so it's okay if I do everything the bible says I shouldn't" loophole is the kind of rules lawyering you see in Hasidism. His inner nose reveals itself...

For as much as I’m sure Claudio hates the Talmud, he’s doing exactly what the Talmud does but in this case he’s WINNING!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda post height.

His standing height or his normal height (wheelchair)?

 

[Tread Miller]

Ironically his whole "you guys are demons so it's okay if I do everything the bible says I shouldn't" loophole is the kind of rules lawyering you see in Hasidism. His inner nose reveals itself...

For as much as I’m sure Claudio hates the Talmud, he’s doing exactly what the Talmud does but in this case he’s WINNING!

Claudio loves his loopholes WINNING. A while ago, he made a long post and claimed it would be the last time he would make public contact with "[our] joyful group." He then refused to post in his thread and stuck to DMs, so technically he wasn't making public contact but everyone (even him, but I can't seem to find the DM right now) knew that these DMs were being read by people here.

 

[Goycast Guy]

His standing height or his normal height (wheelchair)?

He has to stand up and we’ll see if he manages to make it past 5'0”.

Claudio loves his loopholes WINNING. A while ago, he made a long post and claimed it would be the last time he would make public contact with "[our] joyful group." He then refused to post in his thread and stuck to DMs, so technically he wasn't making public contact but everyone (even him, but I can't seem to find the DM right now) knew that these DMs were being read by people here.
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I remember the DM chains. It confused the hell out of me.