Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,925 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,268
I worked at several corpos, there were always some people with the same surnames and entire departments would gossip if it’s a coincidence or simply nepotism. Usually it was the latter. There is no way Mald would go unnoticed. At least now we know the dad is just as much of a shitty compulsive liar.

Ferretfucker.
HR would 100% know and that's what matters because that's who probably decided, after that it was just check boxes by the managers along the way. I can easily believe Mald's direct manager had no idea until he saw them talking to each other but also if they're talking casually like that, word would spread anyway. People knew.
 
Lmao, as usual every single Youtube gamedev is just a retarded grifter.
See truly good programmers are slightly autistic good coders who TEND to want to stay out of the spotlight anyway. John carmack comes to mind, also notch, and edmund mcmullin come to mind. Passionate about making shit, but really not TRYING to be celebrities, and usually a bit socially inept

None of these people try to be really super cool looking or awesome, and are perhaps a bit antisocial, but all of them are at least competent AND / OR passionate about what they do.
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the fact this says part 1 is great. I CANNOT WAIT for part 2 where he gets lynched by the entire internet.
 
See truly good programmers are slightly autistic good coders who TEND to want to stay out of the spotlight anyway. John carmack comes to mind, also notch, and edmund mcmullin come to mind. Passionate about making shit, but really not TRYING to be celebrities, and usually a bit socially inept
Eric Barone / ConcernedApe is a good example of this in addition to those mentioned (though Carmack is a different breed). He's recently started putting himself in the public eye more, but he just grinded away at Stardew Valley by himself for a long time, didn't seek attention for it, and let the game speak for itself. Nobody cared how good his code was because he didn't talk about how good of a coder he was or how smart he was.
 
Eric Barone / ConcernedApe is a good example of this in addition to those mentioned (though Carmack is a different breed). He's recently started putting himself in the public eye more, but he just grinded away at Stardew Valley by himself for a long time, didn't seek attention for it, and let the game speak for itself. Nobody cared how good his code was because he didn't talk about how good of a coder he was or how smart he was.
He also put in the time. Acerola did a good vid on why he is never going to be a game dev, and he did some cool analysis on skill sets people had going in. Eric just graduated with a degree in CS, and focused a lot on programming, so he has the chops for the code, while his main barrier was music and art. Meanwhile Toby Fox was the opposite, but both had talents that they had spent years crafting. Eric's tech, and Toby's music both represent massive pillars of game dev.

Jason has none of these.

That scene from taken, both Toby and Eric could say Neeson's line. Jason would say:
"I worked at Blizzard entertainment, and I am going to block this number." Insane behavior.

 

Tectone (1mil sub) reacts to a video talking about mald's shit game, starts by defending mald's wow drama (cause tectone was in the wow guild and saw everyone doing the same thing mald did but says the furry stuff is weird and the skg hate is justified. Then gets told by his chat that mald's voice is fake, doesn't believe it, gets linked to 3 videos and is convinced that mald at least beefs up the reverb setting on his mic :story:

preservetube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=cRZKeGnVfpo

bonus timestamp: https://youtu.be/cRZKeGnVfpo?t=980 :story:
Well, well well... I was wondering when this bald, impotent cunt would enter the equation.

A month ago he was cockgobbling Maldo over Lyric's allegations, sweeping them under the carpet to join his dad's rape allegations and refused to go over the furry erp (which I don't really blame him to be honest, that shit is mindraping).

Hey Teccie, Lyric may be an overwrought furry gayboy with a chip on his shoulder after being spurned, but you're missing the point that everyone else is getting. Wholesome Jason is actually a faggoty deviant himself and this is part of the proof to that.

Preservetube ain't working for me at the mo. (Video should be cued for 13:04 where he starts gobbling down Maldo's dong)

So I was wondering why Tectone would be so gracious and willing to give the Maldster the benefit of the doubt, well in this video from 8 days ago, where he's reacting to Atozy he admits that him and Maldo have been hugging and ass patting each other over the backlash from their past controversies. Nothing like being part of the elite eh?

Preservetube really does not like Bald streamers. (Vid should be cued for 22:00 where he goes over the contact between them)
 
He also put in the time. Acerola did a good vid on why he is never going to be a game dev, and he did some cool analysis on skill sets people had going in. Eric just graduated with a degree in CS, and focused a lot on programming, so he has the chops for the code, while his main barrier was music and art. Meanwhile Toby Fox was the opposite, but both had talents that they had spent years crafting. Eric's tech, and Toby's music both represent massive pillars of game dev.

Jason has none of these.

That scene from taken, both Toby and Eric could say Neeson's line. Jason would say:
"I worked at Blizzard entertainment, and I am going to block this number." Insane behavior.

Yeah the difference between Mald and all these developers is they have some level of humility and desire to improve. The worst Toby ever did was gloat a bit on twitter about how undertale was outselling mgs5.
 
A month ago he was cockgobbling Maldo over Lyric's allegations, sweeping them under the carpet to join his dad's rape allegations and refused to go over the furry erp (which I don't really blame him to be honest, that shit is mindraping).
tectone always chooses the easier side to defend for money.
Anyway's
another youtuber dropped starting with the lyric stuff right out the gate, Will try to get a preservetube asap once it starts complying with me
Edit After around 25 ctrl rs i have it now (PRESERVETUBE) im gonna Sisyphus the tectone videos
edit 2 i got the two prince of rape (tectone) videos (A1) (A2) in preservetube
 
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I'm not sure why but I can't take any joy from watching this guy nose dive his career. His issues and faults seem so small compared to someone like Hasan Piker or Destiny who deserve to fail so much harder. Don't get me wrong he's a piece of shit and i'm glad he's not in my life. It's just odd watching some one throw it all away because they cant admit to being anything less than perfect all the time.
 
HR would 100% know and that's what matters because that's who probably decided, after that it was just check boxes by the managers along the way. I can easily believe Mald's direct manager had no idea until he saw them talking to each other but also if they're talking casually like that, word would spread anyway. People knew.
Also weird how the story of his supervisor apologizing to Joeyray because Mald was talking to him was apparently 4 years into him working at Blizzard.

You're telling me him and his dad never talked to eachother at Blizzard for 4 years? Or atleast not in a way anyone would notice?
 
Also weird how the story of his supervisor apologizing to Joeyray because Mald was talking to him was apparently 4 years into him working at Blizzard.

You're telling me him and his dad never talked to eachother at Blizzard for 4 years? Or atleast not in a way anyone would notice?
I believe the supervisor was supposed to be new or something, so didn't know the relationship between the two. I think that's how he explained it after being called out on stream for how it didn't make sense.

But you can't fucking tell what's true or not from Maldo. He's been bigging himself up for so long now, I don't think even he knows what's real or inflated about his past.

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This person was instantly perma-banned. Pretty sure the mods didn't even read 10% of their message...

Did you guys know this PirateSoftware guy worked at Blizzard?
Was YandereDev this banhappy? I know of the ban speedruns but those were over people saying "cum chalice" in his discord as the most obvious trolls ever. Jason is banning his own supporters like no tomorrow.
 
Was YandereDev this banhappy? I know of the ban speedruns but those were over people saying "cum chalice" in his discord as the most obvious trolls ever. Jason is banning his own supporters like no tomorrow.
And keep in mind that this was only because he had an autoban set up for that so you could get instabanned if your name was cumchalice, and that meant the World Record for getting banned was 0.00 seconds.
But Yandev atleast has worked on his fucking game and still tried to make it work and did so in an actual coding language. If he knew from the start a better way of implementing the character model constructor then he would've done it to save time. He also wasn't a gay furry that cheated on his wife and so far there are no sexual allegations against him (that I know of aside from the samus/sex doll gooner shit) so that makes him infinitely more human and worthy of the title of "game dev" than jason.
Also I think he's told his team to stop reporting ferret deaths because there's no fucking way one hasn't died during all of this. probably realized he doesn't need to report the deaths and how it would make him look as soon as he became aware of the ferret fucker title being said.

Fuck you jason.
 
It took 420 days (1 year, 1 month, 24 days) for Jason "Pirate "Maldavius "Thor" Figtree" Software" Hall's thread to hit 1000 pages. I wonder if that's a record?
Decided to go through and check if it was.
At 420 days, Jason is the 6th fastest individual cow to hit 1000 pages. He comes in behind DSP (112 days), Keffals (147), emoboyfucker69 (290), Brianna Wu (321), and The Bossman (328). He managed to beat some heavy hitters like Nick Fuentes (457), Russel Greer (463), Jonathan Yaniv (488), Dobson (542), and Chantal (666), and he's surpassed his longtime role model: YandereDev (683).
When including non-individual threads, he is the 8th fastest overall. Fishtank (36) and Weeb Wars (54) take the top spots here.
Gonna compile everything in its own thread after I take a long break from Microsoft Excel.
EDIT: Alright fine Chris you can stay
 
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