Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

Not a very proud papa: despite having already had gender-affirming genital mutilation, a TiF has to go to literal fucking therapy to cope with the fact that her wife is pregnant with a beautiful baby boy because she is preemptively jealous of the size of his infantile crotch. This post made me a worse person to have read - and they say we're the ones obsessed with genitals?

I’m trying to prepare myself for years of diaper changes and bath times and potty training but I’m so concerned about the effect on my already strained relationship with my own penis. I can’t imagine allowing my kid to see me naked(“why is my penis bigger than daddy’s?”)

I don’t know if it’s appropriate use but I gave you the top hat because this makes me very mati and this freak shouldn’t be allowed within 500 yards of babies and children. MtF troons are depraved freaks but pooners are easily the nuttiest fucking people to ever exist, it’s not even close. Even the most porn-sick AGP gigahon would catch themselves before posting about their envy of an infant girl’s vagina and say “woah, that’s too far”.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

She is a hyper-liberal women who (probably) proudly announces her lists of (self diagnosed) mental & physical ailments. Maybe I lack imagination, but I can not picture a setting where she is hanging out with normal men at their ease.

EDIT: looked at her profile, she is Hawaiian, so all her extended family probably snigger into their coconuts behind her back. Believable. TIF Win I guess.

You would think that being allowed in on 'locker room talk' that is usually only exchanged between actual men would send her to the moon with gender euphoria.

She doesn't list the kinds of 'gross' statements the men are making. I wonder what they are?

 

[AfghanBlue]

The disgusting part of the TRA movement is that a reaction like this would be completely justified as long as he said he identified as a woman first.

But yeah, talking about the reality of rape and sexual assault makes a LOT of TiMs seethe, if it’s not just misogyny in a different font it’ll be a deep insecurity that’s triggered because they generally will never, ever be included in opportunistic rape statistics. Broad shoulders and a height over six feet isn’t just clocking these assholes, it protects them from rapists who are looking for a hole that can be easily overpowered.

they will speak over women when it comes to it, claiming that they’re also victims of SA by men. If you dare point out that getting beat up because you lied to a date about being a woman vs getting raped and accosted by a stranger much larger than you while walking down the street or in a secluded area, because that stranger knows you can’t fight them off, they get real mad real fast.

The grosses thing is, they are jealous of the rapes.
It's beyond fucked up.
So now they are busy expanding their larp, saying that they are being mass raped by both terfs and trans men. Lmao. Okay.

 

[stupid frog]

In Ocarina of Time, she disguises herself as a boy as part of the plot, and this was made a feature for her character in the Smash Bros games.

She had to disguise herself so Ganon wouldn't find her, no less. Being "a boy", makes that a lot easier.
Nevermind she probably used fucking magic to do it, and it's NOT REAL LIFE.

 

[Requine.]

The grosses thing is, they are jealous of the rapes.
It's beyond fucked up.
So now they are busy expanding their larp, saying that they are being mass raped by both terfs and trans men. Lmao. Okay.
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Majority of trans movement is just weird grooming. If she legit is too retarded to not know that I feel bad for her/it/him. They really target the right kind of people.

 

[Coldsteel the Hedgehog]

Spoiler: Sorry, I can't help myself

Last reply, promise, so I don't clog up the thread: even classic Greek scholars argued that Achilles and Patrocles were lovers. Other non-canonical interpretations of them also make their relationship explicitly homoromantic, so it's not just modern day fujos pulling it out of their ass. Even Plato thought they were gay.

Back on topic, it never ceases to amaze me how much they manage to misinterpret TERF and feminist rhetoric specifically just to hate them. I don't think they even know what they believe in other than hating trannies. It's like they just short circuit their tiny little brains.

 

[Joe Shmoe]

I really fucking hate how they use cute UWU anime girls for everything they make btw. Like no Bob you don't look like that, you never will look like that, you are an OBESE BALDING MIDDLE AGED MAN!!!!!!!!

 

[Gondolindrim]

Back on topic, it never ceases to amaze me how much they manage to misinterpret TERF and feminist rhetoric specifically just to hate them. I don't think they even know what they believe in other than hating trannies. It's like they just short circuit their tiny little brains.

"People don't want adult men with penises in the women's bathroom" is not a hard concept to grasp but they can't refute so they have to make up rhetoric.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Trans men are real men, but ...

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Ever since she started passing ... I wonder.

They 100% clocked her and absolutely did it to take the piss.

Either that or she's just lying (likely).

 

[Sean Andalou]

They 100% clocked her and absolutely did it to take the piss.

Like that (with exaggeration about how often it happened).

 

[Pig Cups]

You would think that being allowed in on 'locker room talk' that is usually only exchanged between actual men would send her to the moon with gender euphoria.

It doesn’t, though. She hears objectifying language and it makes her instinctually feel uncomfortable, just as it would for any other woman.

Because she’s, y’know…a woman.

I’d love to see her express her insecurity to someone apart from her hugbox, who then challenges her to think about it in terms of the aforementioned logic, and it causes her to spiral. She’d pull the “I’m a dood!!” routine to the very end, but you just know that she’d be struggling to deny the truth- all the while, it’s this niggling nuisance that never leaves the back of her mind, no matter how much she tries to shove it down.

She doesn't list the kinds of 'gross' statements the men are making. I wonder what they are?

Probably really innocuous shit, tbh. “Yeah, man, she’s so fucking hot. I’d give that ass a 10.”

If one of those guys said something really disturbingly graphic (“I’d fuck her till the blood runs down her thighs”), they’d get called out as a weirdo by the group, so I doubt that was happening.

 

[Xev]

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I really fucking hate how they use cute UWU anime girls for everything they make btw. Like no Bob you don't look like that, you never will look like that, you are an OBESE BALDING MIDDLE AGED MAN!!!!!!!!

They fail to realize that even if they were born female odds are they wouldn't be pretty since most people are average at best.

 

[Coldsteel the Hedgehog]

"People don't want adult men with penises in the women's bathroom" is not a hard concept to grasp but they can't refute so they have to make up rhetoric.

My favorite is when they just make shit up, like that one post a few pages back where one of them was talking about how TERFs apparently wanted trans men to go back to being barefooted housewives because.... idk, they're women, I guess?

 

[Magic Pickle]

Unsurprising to no one, a piece of shit troon decides to make his mother's progressive neurological condition about himself. Rather than waste time mourning the tragedy of his mother's fears that she wasn't as good to him as she felt he deserved, he fixates on her using his birth name, tearfully writing "I want my mom to see me as her daughter before she passes away." If that wasn't selfish enough, he goes on to write "It feels so unfair to feel like you're losing someone when they just started wanting to love the real you." I send my best wishes to OP's mother that when her time comes, she remembers a son worth loving instead of the soulless body-snatcher wearing his skin as a suit.
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Mom with memory loss forgetting my name and I'm scared​

My mom also has Parkinsons on top of this and I hate seeing my mom this way because I don't live anywhere close to her anymore and mainly talk on the phone. She writes a lot of sticky notes to remember things about me and our family and important moments in her life, and what she's currently doing.
She actually finally recently started calling me Remi and making a lot of efforts to learn about my transition more as she didn't get any of it at first. She'll also repeatedly ask me the same questions every time we talk like "Did you hate me when I moved away?" "Did you ever hate me for something I did?" and I'm sparing the extremely depressing details but she is declining very fast.
I was caught off guard today when she deadnamed me several times (after using my preferred name consistently for a while) and it wasn't even in a rude way, and now I honestly don't know whether to blame the memory loss or maybe just a mistake but I didnt correct it because I didn't feel comfortable atp adding that into the mix of things she feels like is wrong with her.
Idk I just want my mom to be able to see me as her daughter before she passes away but also it feels so unfair to feel like you're losing someone when they just started wanting to love the real you. Idk. Im rambling and crying in public and looking ugly right now. Carry on.
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No guilt is forgotten so long as the conscience still knows of it: a tranny wrestles with the shame he's had in the past for being a fuckless misogynistic pig, realizing with a startling amount of clarity that transitioning does not absolve one of past sins. However, what I find most telling - and least sympathetic - about his internal cognitive combat is that he never specifies precisely what he did that merits such shame and self-flagellation; cynically, what I know of TiMs leads me to suspect something grave and irredeemable...
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Coming to terms with my shitty actions pre and post transition and it’s making me incredibly dysphoric.​

Title says it all, really, but i’ll get into it anyway because I know how fucked this is and I don’t know how to feel about it. (Getting this out of the way too before the inevitable comments, yes, I am also in regular weekly therapy where i can work through these feelings more in-depth with a licensed professional that deals with queer issues and people. I just wanted the opinion of my trans sisters on this one.)
Recently (over a week ago now) I quit drinking completely because it was playing a major role in how i hurt people closest to me and that I loved. Doing so has given me the mental clarity needed to reflect on myself and my actions and i just keep finding myself filled with disgust, guilt, and dread. I had previously believed that i had left my worst actions in my pre-transition self, believing that he was just pumped full of the wrong hormones and taking out his internalized misogyny on those around him. To put it bluntly, he was a major incel. But around two years now into my transition and trying to be a "better person", I realize that the only thing that's really changed about me is my name, hormones, pronouns, and appearance. I'm still the same hurtful person I had been trying to run from this whole time.
I never transitioned to try and get away from it, I never thought that transition would absolve myself of any accountability that needed to be held on my part. I don’t think that all you need to do is just transition and suddenly you’re a good person. I did believe that transition would make being a better person easier though, now that i was finding myself out and didn’t have to hide, i would no longer project that hurt and pain i hid for so long onto people. I believed that i had been growing into a kind, loving, caring woman; the woman i always wanted to be. But because of much-needed introspection after life became too much to ignore, i realized that I’m not. I’m still that person, and i was just shielding them behind the identity i wanted, not what I was actively becoming. Hiding them behind the pretense of “pre” and “post” transition states.
I’m putting in the real, honest work needed to be better, to hold myself fully accountable, and take responsibility for my life and the person i am. and i’m confident in my ability to do so. I know i can and will be better
But I still feel like a man. Like that incel.
Now, I know that doing shitty things and hurting people is by no means a trait exclusive to men. I also understand that equating being a shitty person to “being a man” is INCREDIBLY terfy and and transphobic, and extremely disrespectful to my wonderful trans-masc brothers, and that’s why i don’t think that my shitty actions make me inherently a man.
But, cis men are, unfortunately, the biggest perpetrators of making women and femmes feel uncomfortable or hurt and knowing that I’ve hurt people in my life even after coming out makes me feel like less of one. Like I don’t deserve this identity.
I try not to let it get me down, I try to use this feeling as fuel to change and grow as a person. I’m confident in my ability to. But I remember that the trans community is built on love and safety and there are days where I feel like it would be much better off without me. Like I should just detransition and accept my fate because I feel unworthy of the euphoria this part of me makes me feel.

In the deepest trenches of emotional turmoil, a MTF calls a suicide hotline with a loaded gun in hand; the woman who picks up, however, is so bored and disinterested in his troubles that her mere apathy alone convinces him not to kill himself. Honestly, this post feels like a fucking comedy skit, so I sincerely hope this actually happened.
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Just called a suicide hotline​

Just called a suicide hotline after I literally had a loaded gun beside me on my bed, and had pointed it at my head minutes prior. Responder just waited for me to speak first, and obviously didn't even know what gender dysphoria was, and even asked me "are you sure you really want to transition?"
It was after I told her how much I hated how testosterone destroyed my body and voice and now I'll never be female so why even bother living at that point. And she said THAT.
The most she did was gender me correctly and call me Jane. She just then proceeded to ask if I really needed help or not and gave me some numbers to call. I just got tired of it so much that I stopped being suicidal and just got sleepy. Which was maybe the point? Idk

Though this troon's wife was initially open-minded to the concept of him being a derelict crossdresser and having his babies anyway, when push comes to shove on his transition she finds herself second-guessing whether or not she can still be attracted to him - especially after seeing the grotesque results of adult media stars with bolt-ons, fake lips and floppy cocks. Don't feel too eager to sympathize with her: they both sound like trainwrecks given that she has a sexting addiction and they're both goddamn furries, so the real Ls unfortunately belong to their 8-year-old daughter with ADHD, their son who struggled in the NICU from the day he was born due to coming into the world with a giant fucking tumor, and their upcoming third baby.
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Partner said she was fine with my transition but now fears regret and loss of attraction​

Hello everyone, I’m Sierra. I’ve been out as trans to my bisexual partner from day one. When we first started dating I told her I was trans and warned her that once we married or were ready to have kids I would likely begin my transition. She originally thought she was fine with it and chose to stay.
Over the years we’ve faced relationship struggles like communication challenges and emotional distance but I’ve always been honest about my journey and my need for care. I experimented with herbal methods and natural remedies hoping for some relief but saw almost no change. Hormone therapy was never available to me when I needed it most otherwise I would have started sooner. Now I’ve begining medical care tomorrow and I’m finally stepping into who I know I am.
Right now we live apart because of my work schedule, living situation and my lack of a driver’s license (trying to actively fix). I fully came out to her a few weeks ago about my decision which at first she seemed to take it well. However rolling up to today, she confessed to me emotionally she has been watching trans adult content out of curiosity. That content scares her and she is unsure how to process it. She tried to do her own research, but she worries I will regret transitioning, harm myself, walk out on the relationship and that she will not be attracted to me anymore. She also has fears about how our biological children might perceive me and whether my transition would affect them emotionally. I’ve tried to explain that porn does not reflect real life, some online information isn't factual. I tried to comfort her and I’ve shared how long I’ve felt this way and how deeply I’ve thought this through but her fear still feels very real. I did acknowledge her fears and emotions.
I love her deeply and I want to help her feel safe and supported as I move forward. I also need to protect my own well being and live authentically. I suggested we look into our local LGBTQ plus organization for support but it has been hard to navigate and tried to talk to her. I’m looking for advice and stories from anyone whose partner had second thoughts after saying they were supportive.
Questions I have
1. Has anyone’s partner moved from initial acceptance to fear? What helped them turn worry into genuine support?
2. How did you keep intimacy and trust alive across distance during your transition?
3. Are there resources or groups you found especially helpful for partners who need a realistic picture of transition?
Thank you for reading and for any guidance you can offer. I’m happy to share more details or clarify anything.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

While we are both bi, we are also each other’s first relationship and will be each other’s only.

They are 19 years old. She had her breasts removed at 18, and they've never had any other relationships. Where were their parents? This level of stupidity makes my face hurt. Perhaps this generation needs to be culled of mentally ill degenerates.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

They are 19 years old. She had her breasts removed at 18, and they've never had any other relationships. Where were their parents? This level of stupidity makes my face hurt. Perhaps this generation needs to be culled of mentally ill degenerates.

Isn't 'gender-affirming care' sterilizing them? At least a lot of them will never breed.

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

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I really fucking hate how they use cute UWU anime girls for everything they make btw. Like no Bob you don't look like that, you never will look like that, you are an OBESE BALDING MIDDLE AGED MAN!!!!!!!!

I personally love that they chose Menhera Girl Kurumi (that brown haired girl) and Sayori (the Doki Doki Literature Club character) to represent them.

Menhera Girl Kurumi is a comic about a BPD teenage girl that's insufferable, she does everything from suicide baiting, to being neurotic about any situation and blowing it our of proportion, to finding a favorite person to obsess over and stalk.

Sayori literally hangs herself out of depression.

Troonies are so low IQ and it shows in everything they say or do. I love it.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Trans men are real men, but ...

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Ever since she started passing ... I wonder.

Here's an idea: be a fucking man and stand up for what you believe in. Oh, wait...

 

[and I must scream]

Where were their parents?

What the parents could have done, though? Honestly, I can't blame parents anymore. They are powerless. Especially when the kid turns 18. Many of these pooners and female enbies wait till they are 18 to have "top surgery" because then they don't need their parents' permission to do it. I feel so bad for the parents who find themselves having to deal with this. Often their choice is between objecting to it and then risk alienating and losing their kids, or try to embrace it and then at least your kid would be in your life, even if it means you watch her mutilating her body and ruining her life. It's horrible. Almost none of these girls and young women would have transitioned 20 years ago, that's perhaps the biggest tragedy here.

8-year-old daughter with ADHD, their son who struggled in the NICU from the day he was born due to coming into the world with a giant fucking tumor, and their upcoming third baby.

I can't fathom this. You have a small child with such health issues, plus another one who is struggling and another on the way, and this is what you care about it. How. Selfish, disgusting people.

 

[Waffle Iron]

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I really fucking hate how they use cute UWU anime girls for everything they make btw. Like no Bob you don't look like that, you never will look like that, you are an OBESE BALDING MIDDLE AGED MAN!!!!!!!!

They fail to realize that even if they were born female odds are they wouldn't be pretty since most people are average at best.

Even if we ignore reality and they turn into the other sex version of themselves, they always expect to be hot.
A pooner thinks she would wake up as a 6 foot muscular chad with an 8 inch dong, full head of hair, six-pack abs and broad shoulders. When in reality they would probably just be some average dumpy dude, maybe already balding at 30, maybe short or a weak chin. Just an average dude that has to grind out his life.
A tranny thinks he'll be a tall bombshell with massive tits, ass and tiny waist. Turning heads wherever she goes. Rather than being an average woman with not the greatest face, or weird boobs, or small hips, or a frame that doesn't agree with standard sized clothing.

I personally love that they chose Menhera Girl Kurumi (that brown haired girl) and Sayori (the Doki Doki Literature Club character) to represent them.

They do that on purpose. They want to become the manic pixie dream girl. Crazy but still accepted.