Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chibitzen]

It may not have been up his sphincter, but that bottle was definitely in his ass.

It's like fussing over whether he let Aaron rub his dick inbetween his asscheeks or took it in. Either way, it's very gay.

 

[USAroXX]

Aaron must bring up any possible pending federal hacking case he filed to his new lawyer. Because it shows unhinged obsession with Aaron personally by both Nick and Pedomelt specifically.
Nick is a faggy vulnerable narcissist, and everything he has done since the Qover imploded is on par for a textbook narcissistic smear campaign. You see it in family court constantly.
Nick has blinders on, and only sees Aaron as the devil who he as God is at war with. He has paranoid ideation, and will NEVER stop until he's either dead, or in prison.
An unbiased and fair judge will be able to tell what's really going on here just based by Nick's documented behavior. The Hackamania fridge, the death threats on Xwitter, the hiring of a Dabblefag sperg to meticulously clip Aaron. The going with MAPton to all of Aaron's spots. This is purely mentally ill behavior. All this I believe will be critically important to finally burying the Balldo. I still think Aaron should hit up Gabe Hoffman for $ help too. Gabe despises Nick as well.

FOOTNOTE 7
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MN v Casillas has ALL three of them DEAD to rights from LAS Vegas HACKAMANIA as demonstrated stalking and Harrassing FagToe:
1. Casillas hacked ex gf accounts to find sex tape of her with another guy, after she gave him her password while dating...
2. Those pix of Dork was sent to...Kayla/Nick
3. The fridge Flown from minn to vegas
4. The exposing pix n texts sent to whom
5. Anyone wanna bet kayla was sent that shit
6. The 250 a head Hackamania "profit"
7. Yes Casillas was RP [footnote 7 defines RP], and we are HRO, my point being, TIMELINE of the stalk n harrass n profit n embarrass from before hackamamia up thru IRL whore tour in July 2025 CATCHES all 3 of those tards ESCALATING the harrassment n stalk. Nick cannot even stop trying to contact Aaron on twitter...

The judge is familiar with DV do not pass up showing RP and anything that can be DV. Just remember Depp, men can be abused by scorned lovers too.

"These are the consequences of our actions..." Not so much, huh, you fat azz cunt.

Just sayin
One of the Remedy HRO request: purge the hackamania profits

 

[John Andrews Stan]

using an Instapot

Only a culinary dilettante like Nick would think that using an Instant Pot is a bad thing. Pressure cookers (including the IP) are relied upon by some of the world’s most accomplished chefs and have been for years. Jacques Pépin, Michel Roux, Richard Blaise — hell, even Julia Child venerated the pressure cooker’s unrivaled ability to beautifully tenderize even the cheapest cuts of meat, and to do so in no time. Heston Blumenthal has said point-blank that no other method extracts as much flavor from bones for stocks and broths, and David Chang of the Momofuku empire has said if he was only allowed one appliance, it would be an Instant Pot as it’s “a total game-changer.”

As ever, Nick wants to be a snob but lacks the most basic knowledge that would allow him to direct that urge toward a worthy target.

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick you’re arguing about how a bottle was up your ass. Think about that. Who here even needs to argue to the degree in which a bottle was inserted up their ass?

The only reason the bottle is in his ass cheeks is because as degenerate as locals was, he'd never get away with showing a photograph of him anally penetrating himself with a bottle. But what other message was it supposed to convey? Nobody is telling the world 'I like to see what objects I can manipulate with my butt cheeks.' It's intended to convey one message and one message only:

"I love to engage in receptive anal play. Dicks, bottles, fists -- I'll willingly take them all. My wife enjoys the same things. Contact us for further details."

 

[Soapmore]

Only a culinary dilettante like Nick would think that using an Instant Pot is a bad thing. Pressure cookers (including the IP) are relied upon by some of the world’s most accomplished chefs and have been for years. Jacques Pépin, Michel Roux, Richard Blaise — hell, even Julia Child venerated the pressure cooker’s unrivaled ability to beautifully tenderize even the cheapest cuts of meat, and to do so in no time. Heston Blumenthal has said point-blank that no other method extracts as much flavor from bones for stocks and broths, and David Chang of the Momofuku empire has said if he was only allowed one appliance, it would be an Instant Pot as it’s “a total game-changer.”

As ever, Nick wants to be a snob but lacks the most basic knowledge that would allow him to direct that urge toward a worthy target.

Nick thinks spending on wagyu beef makes his Hamburger Helper into haute cuisine.

 

[Soapmore]

"I love to engage in receptive anal play. Dicks, bottles, fists -- I'll willingly take them all. My wife enjoys the same things. Contact us for further details."

Craigslist usually flags this sort of ad but the local admins are all Kandiyohi zoophiles.

 

[Swole McPole]

No, he just needs to go to Hazelden/ Betty Ford, which is right in his backyard.

Hazelden's gone soft in the last few years. You can get a suboxone script from the Betty Ford these days. Nick won't be hanging himself at the Betty Ford, he'll come out of there on more drugs than he went in on.

(I'm joking here. I thoroughly approve of Hazelden's embrace of evidence-based treatment modalities. But the doctors aren't coming out of Talbott with a take-home methadone script in their back pocket. You'll work those steps or kiss your licence goodbye.)

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Sean was bought out by big sandwich if you want to know the truth about it. I mean who supplies the zoo with lunches to serve guests?

This man gets it

 

[ChromaQuack]

Just how many old, 'retired' exhibits have passed between two breads right into your mouth, SEEEEEEEEEAN?!

 

[Botchy Galoop]

16 inches deep, and multiple large Jamaican men were involved during the insertion. Very gay, very homosexual, and very bitch made behavior from this cuck.

Imagine those 6 Jamaican mens surprise when they discovered not only a bottle wedged firmly up Nicks ass, but a tripod and butter bell too!
It was so very gay.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Nick thinks spending on wagyu beef makes his Hamburger Helper into haute cuisine.

He buys Wagyu at Walmart. I do not shame poverty, practical choices, or fiscal restraint...but I will shame poor taste from a delusional, tacky, boasting, underachieving fuck who's never accomplished anything honestly or elegantly in his life, punches down, and thinks he's haute.

Hazelden's gone soft in the last few years. You can get a suboxone script from the Betty Ford these days. Nick won't be hanging himself at the Betty Ford, he'll come out of there on more drugs than he went in on.

(I'm joking here. I thoroughly approve of Hazelden's embrace of evidence-based treatment modalities. But the doctors aren't coming out of Talbott with a take-home methadone script in their back pocket. You'll work those steps or kiss your licence goodbye.)

I've known a few people to go. And though you're right, I've known folks to relapse afterward (par for any rehab), I've not known anyone walking out with a scrip for anything like that. Most often they do no earnest followup, or they head to AA/NA post-rehab and eventually gravitate to and hook up with the wrong ones.

But to describe Talbott as harsh but "better than regular rehabs at helping doctors get their licence back" makes me wonder if the patients were just as prone to lies and deceit and utility-based actions as your garden-variety junkie...and that the glow of the place (possibly like Hazelden) maybe got scammers who sucked it up and checked the boxes (if they didn't despair, it sounds) back to life when they shouldn't have been. I know you said otherwise, but getting a license back is an entirely different thing than getting serious.

Hmm, I guess I'm somehow both skeptical of and supportive of intensive & in-patient rehab. :-/

In any case, cheap-ass Nick wouldn't even have to fly to Hazelden. And his $8 million/ month healthcare insurance plan (KIDS) would 100% cover the cost of it - possibly any of them, but definitely a local place, after the mess he's gotten into. Had he gone before his plea/ sentencing, he probably wouldn't even have to deal with much probation time. MN is huge on rehab as a virtue, if sometimes just to throw paint at a wall, as shown by allowing him to jam in a week of outpatient to meet his requirements.

Also, as I've mentioned before, there are significant resources in MN specifically for lawyers with substance abuse concerns, free. (Lawyers Concerned for Lawyers is one). You don't even have to be a practicing lawyer or in good standing. Counseling, resources, peer mentoring/ support, etc. ...And YOU CAN EVEN GET FREE CLE CREDIT ON TOPIC!

Tuesday, July 15, 12:00 p.m. – “Managing Ethics, Stress and Negativity”
Presenters: Chase Andersen, Client Services Director
1.0 Ethics CLE Credit (applied for)
Register for the Webinar Here

Wednesday, July 30, 12:00 p.m. – “Understanding Chronic Stress, Mental Health and Addiction in the Legal Profession”
Presenters: Jon Tynjala, Executive Director
1.0 Mental Health CLE Credit (applied for)
Register for the Webinar Here

Many more CLE classes.

Is it full rehab? No. But supportive and lawyer-focused.

All for nought, though. Nick has no problems at all and is in complete control of himself and his life, just an unfortunate innocent under the government's thumb and abused by Aaron...existing.

 

[Captain Manning]

It was the Aaron thread. That place is a cess pit.

Hey, careful now! Some people get mighty pissy when you (correctly) point out the truth about that thread.

I have no idea why Marc associate with Nick outside of his mother Celeste's money and a stupid little dream of being an internet celebrity.

It's Celeste's money. His missed the boat on the Internet celebrity via Rekieta shit.

 

[AnOminous]

Vacation from the absolutely DRAINING grind of not doing anything of value but pretending he is?

Hazelden costs a LOT of money. Why would someone who isn't an addict spend all that money to attend a rehab? Imagine all the cocaine he could buy with that money! The top plans they have are in five or six figures, literal celebrity amounts.

Why would a fun guy like Nick waste money like that that could be spent on cocaine?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Hazelden costs a LOT of money. Why would someone who isn't an addict spend all that money to attend a rehab? Imagine all the cocaine he could buy with that money! The top plans they have are in five or six figures, literal celebrity amounts.

Why would a fun guy like Nick waste money like that that could be spent on cocaine?

Well lets not be hasty, lets think about this. Nick goes to Hazelden (he has a lot of money, nerd), then he gets to meet other celebrities just like himself. You know who has the best drug hookups? Celebrities. You know who likes to do gay shit and eat goo? Celebrities. It's not like you're obligated to pay attention or get clean or anything. Honestly I think Nick deserves to spend that money and make new homosexual friends.

Or he could go on an RV with Andy Dick. Whatever works.

 

[thebigdream]

“I like stimulants.” Said: “If I’m gonna do drugs, I’m going to do drugs.”

Are we sure his PO isn't just a cardboard cutout of a person? This is a crazy statement to make when you've got a drug felony hanging over your head. Man, if there's one thing his and Bossman's legal sagas have taught me, it's that there are no consequences for doing drugs and everyone should do drugs, right now.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The Kurt watching will continue:

 

[Farmer9876]

This isn't a conspiracy.

It is and you're part of it.

 

[AnOminous]

The Kurt watching will continue:

His remaining audience is so impressed with his continued obsessive Kurt watching.

This is definitely going to draw new audience.

 

[cwkcwdwdcw]

Does Nick not see the irony that Kurt's cooking re-streams killed Nick's viewership? Not only that, Kurt's starting to consistently pull more viewers than Nick.

Nick must have cooked his brain because this is purely self-destruction day-in-day-out.

 

[Captain Manning]

The Kurt watching will continue:

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Is this now one of these "the beatings will continue until morale improves" sort of things?

Doesn't seem to be working very well.