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"Last time I looked after children (2009) the 3 year old had to change the 1 year olds nappy cos I had no clue. I then proceeded to give the 1 year old a Chomp (chocolate covered toffee bar by Cadbury). Parents came back and wondered why he couldn't open his mouth. Apparently babies can't have toffee."
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"Then God forbid a meatsack falls in and Harambe gets murdered by overzealous idiots. I'd have taken a more "wait and see" attitude. Another meatsack was picked up, cuddled and returned to its frothing parents by a female gorilla. Why oh why couldn't it have been the baboon enclosure? I'd LOVE a live reenactment of that zoo scene in the Omen..."

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"I literally stabbed my ex. teehee"
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biggnigghog said:
"Last time I looked after children (2009) the 3 year old had to change the 1 year olds nappy cos I had no clue. I then proceeded to give the 1 year old a Chomp (chocolate covered toffee bar by Cadbury). Parents came back and wondered why he couldn't open his mouth. Apparently babies can't have toffee."
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"Then God forbid a meatsack falls in and Harambe gets murdered by overzealous idiots. I'd have taken a more "wait and see" attitude. Another meatsack was picked up, cuddled and returned to its frothing parents by a female gorilla. Why oh why couldn't it have been the baboon enclosure? I'd LOVE a live reenactment of that zoo scene in the Omen..."

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"I literally stabbed my ex. teehee"
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I mean it sincerely when I say these people should kill themselves. Absolute wastes of space.
 
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PyramidBox said:
It's a day ending in Y and that means that it's time for Reddit mods to flip out about heckin transphobia again.
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So for a plebbit mod, all they have to do is claim it's for whateverphobia and then it's completely unappealable, even if they just made it up because they don't like that you said you like turtles. Because that clearly means you hate niggers and faggots.
 
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Big Boned Loser said:
Reditors are now falsifying medical records in their heckin fight against the HECKIN FACISTS.
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Is this not highly unethical/illegal? Any medical professionals on here that know?
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Not a healthcare professional but I’m certain you can sue your doctor for falsifying your records. It would be hilarious if this frog got scorpioned by one of his patients just for him to lose his license and the patient to be deported :lol:
 
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Big Boned Loser said:
Reditors are now falsifying medical records in their heckin fight against the HECKIN FACISTS.

Is this not highly unethical/illegal? Any medical professionals on here that know?
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Race/ethnicity does come into play with some test results and care plans. For instance, blacks have higher risks of kidney and diabetic issues, Ashkenazi Jewish have higher risks of certain cancers, etc. I can’t offhand think of anything Latinos are more at risk for.

Regardless, its definitely unethical. However, a simple cursory glance at the patient in front of you and you’re correcting the SJWs lame attempt at fighting the Orange Bad Man by fixing the error in the medical records, and ordering the necessary tests/treatments/medications/etc.

ETA: I’m assuming the “medical professional” in this case is a receptionist/medical assistant with a superiority complex, and not the MD/NP; they’re too busy with actual patient care to dick with lame shit like that
 
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biggnigghog said:
"Last time I looked after children (2009) the 3 year old had to change the 1 year olds nappy cos I had no clue. I then proceeded to give the 1 year old a Chomp (chocolate covered toffee bar by Cadbury). Parents came back and wondered why he couldn't open his mouth. Apparently babies can't have toffee."
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"Then God forbid a meatsack falls in and Harambe gets murdered by overzealous idiots. I'd have taken a more "wait and see" attitude. Another meatsack was picked up, cuddled and returned to its frothing parents by a female gorilla. Why oh why couldn't it have been the baboon enclosure? I'd LOVE a live reenactment of that zoo scene in the Omen..."

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At some point the child hating nature of these people is going to come to a head with their desire to be anti racist considering 99% of the people who let their kids act like animals are brown.
 
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There's a subreddit called r/boomersbeingfools that you'd think would be about funny stories about how Boomers are the generation God has cursed the world with, instead it's nonstop kvetching about ORANGEMAN and that extends to posting stories about millennials like Vance and Hegseth and about GenXers like Musk and Bondi.

That being said here's stuff that totally happened.


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This totally happened. It was real in zir mind.


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"Gay doctor" is totally funny. LOL GAY


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I have no idea wtf this person is talking about. No seriously, I'm not snarking, what is the problem here?
 
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kiwirevolving said:
Why are they so fucking surprised that Zelda won't be played by a troon

Nintendo definitely had a say on the casting and Japan is transphobic as shit. They won't let their brand get into hot water in their own country just so they can pander to western audience more instead
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Because they're trannies and they went all in on OH HUNTER LOOKS LIKE ZELDA OF COURSE SHE'LL BE ZELDA

Delusional looney troons.
 
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kiwirevolving said:
Why are they so fucking surprised that Zelda won't be played by a troon

Nintendo definitely had a say on the casting and Japan is transphobic as shit. They won't let their brand get into hot water in their own country just so they can pander to western audience more instead
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This whole astro-turfed Hunter being Zelda rumors is like a public wedding proposal...the principal's the same, coerce through public pressure to get the right answer.

The actual casting is the embarrassing rejection that these folk never, ever live down...(until they try to get that troon to be Samus next)
 
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kiwirevolving said:
Why are they so fucking surprised that Zelda won't be played by a troon
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Also: we’re post peak troon. If the major studios have anyone worth their salt planning future projects, they’re not casting troons.
Look at what a disaster the Snow White casting was, and that was an actual woman with the wrong phenotype.
 
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Colbert cancelled, Redditors seething


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How about that no one watches late night shows and Colbert along with John Oliver are astroturfed to hell and back?
 
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TaimuRadiu said:
There's a subreddit called r/boomersbeingfools that you'd think would be about funny stories about how Boomers are the generation God has cursed the world with, instead it's nonstop kvetching about ORANGEMAN and that extends to posting stories about millennials like Vance and Hegseth and about GenXers like Musk and Bondi.

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That reminds me of how some guy on that sub happily told a story of how his stinky boomer dad(whos also a fox news fan) got beat up by some queers for being homophobic

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biggnigghog said:
That reminds me of how some guy on that sub happily told a story of how his stinky boomer dad(whos also a fox news fan) got beat up by some queers for being homophobic

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Yes, this dude is a fag. Fag.

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How about that no one watches late night shows and Colbert along with John Oliver are astroturfed to hell and back?
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Yeah most people I know don't watch that shit, not even leftoids. There's seethe in the comments of that thread I linked over about how SO MANY PEOPLE WATCHED THE CLIIPS ON YOUTUBE. If they aren't getting ad revenue from YT then it doesn't matter.

I don't even know what the age demos who are that are watching Colbert, people are also seething that it increased ratings but unless they're amongst the demos advertisers want... doesn't matter
 
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