🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 20 7.2%
  • lol no

    Votes: 259 92.8%

  • Total voters
    279
I use fine china in all instances except for cookouts, but I have never seen anyone use paper towels as a plate. There's no level of trashiness that he won't stoop to.
I'll admit it. I've totally done that. I've done that with a cheap frozen pizza before. I can't even name the instance because it's happened multiple times. That's the kind of thing you do when you've got a day off, have nothing to do and don't give a fuck.

Kind of like how Ralph lives every day.
 
No young mexican chick wants to marry a fat old broke american loser and live in mexico.
See he’ll string her along promising a USA visa until he gets that marriage he needs, then it’s her tough luck once she finally figures it out. It’ll be too late.
 
I've done that with a cheap frozen pizza before. I can't even name the instance because it's happened multiple times. That's the kind of thing you do when you've got a day off, have nothing to do and don't give a fuck.
Laziest thing for me it’s Tostinos pizza. You can just cook it, cut it, and fold it off from the pan and let the dog eat whatever crumbs from the crust fall because it’s small enough you can consume it in a few bites. But this is just a full MEAL. 2 clear bread flat full. And you know he’s piling that all on to the bread like a fat pig so it’s falling out everywhere.
 
My fav are the ripped, unmelted, slices of cold deli cheeze.
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No tengo. need wife.
All he needs to do is live to December 2026 and he can apply for it. He's taking the slow but steady route via renewing his temp residency. Wife would be quicker but overall unnecessary.

My fav are the ripped, unmelted, slices of cold deli cheeze.
My favorite is the corn tortillas when he's already on record stating he doesn't like them. Ralph is literally cornfed cattle now
Ralph retorts however that he doesn't really like the CORN tortillas and prefers flour, meaning everywhere he goes he has to refuse CORN and state in broken spanish that he wants flour
 
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