Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

That's an insult to Mr. Satan, at least he knows how to actually be entertaining and excite the crowd, and more importantly grow as a person.

Let's be honest, Mr. Satan would totally beat the shit out of Adam.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

MR SATAN IS LITERALLY THE STRONGEST NON Z FIGHTER HUMAN TO EXIST.
He looks weak because our protags and their enemies shoot fucking laser beams and can fly.

But the few times the Z Fighters didn't compete in the World Martial Arts tourney, he won over and over and over.
He also saved the world, TWICE. Mr. Hercule T Satan is a fucking hero and a gigachad who would rip your dad in half with his bare hands.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It was either that or Mr Satan from DBZ, but even he was nice to Majin Buu.

Mr. Satan also had some skill and strength winning the World Martial Arts tournament several years running. The problem is he was up against the Z-fighters who were on a completely different level.

Chibi can't even compare to him.

 

[Senior Frogmin]

I like that PUUUUNCH

Mr. Aquana said right after getting smacked into oblivion by Cellman.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Mister Satan and Buu is just an anime adaptation of "Of Mice and Men. " Chibi is a pedophile.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It's clear I underestimated the thread's adoration for Mr Satan.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Mr. Satan also had some skill and strength winning the World Martial Arts tournament several years running. The problem is he was up against the Z-fighters who were on a completely different level.

Chibi can't even compare to him.

Funnily enough I considered bringing that up but felt like it would be derailing the thread.

Let's be honest, Mr. Satan would totally beat the shit out of Adam.

Most of DB's cast would lets be real.

MR SATAN IS LITERALLY THE STRONGEST NON Z FIGHTER HUMAN TO EXIST.
He looks weak because our protags and their enemies shoot fucking laser beams and can fly.

But the few times the Z Fighters didn't compete in the World Martial Arts tourney, he won over and over and over.
He also saved the world, TWICE. Mr. Hercule T Satan is a fucking hero and a gigachad who would rip your dad in half with his bare hands.

More he was instrumental in saving the world twice, because let's be honest if he hadn't of delivered 16's head to Gohan and if he hadn't have talked to everyone on Earth during the fight with Kid Buu then the Z Fighters would have lost, in the end Chibi wishes he was as important and influential as Mark "Hercule" Satan ever was, let alone wishing he was even a hundreth of the man he was too.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

Chibi is the Yamcha of the DBZ universe.

 

[NORMAL HUMAN]

Chibi is the Yamcha of the DBZ universe.

At least Yamcha scored at one point. We can't say the same with Adam and googly eyes.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Chibi is the Yamcha of the DBZ universe.

It's fun to rag on Yamcha because of everything that happened in DBZ but he was pretty legit when first introduced in DB. Had a hard life in the sticks with his pet flying cat. Literal rags to riches story. He scaled as well as any regular, non-third-eye-having human could. He worked hard for that shit and kept training even after he was dead and could have just enjoyed the afterlife, but no. He was brought back to life and still went out with the boys to find the Androids which he KNEW would have fucked up the SSJ Trunks he met and the rest of the Z Fighters who were all basically equal or stronger when compared to him in the Future Trunks timeline but he didn't sit back like a bitch. He worked hard to get where he is. Dude is objectively ripped, a pro baseball player, had bagged a baddie in Bulma, and has the scars to tell the tale of how he went to war against the galaxy's finest with the baddest dudes on the planet by his side for like 2 decades.

Meanwhile, Chibi had to cheat to nail a jump in a Mario game, had to cheat to earn his Full Sail "degree", hasn't worked hard once in his entire life, and has the physical composition of a slightly deflated Michelin Man. Chibi is no Yamcha. He isn't even the 5 power level farmer at the start of the Saiyan Saga whom Raditz killed in the first episode of DBZ, because at least that farmer had the gumption to shoot his shot at an alien who just landed on his territory. Chibi couldn't muster the fortitude needed to get off while supposedly having sex with his own girlfriend. That farmer had a job which provided sustenance to people, making him objectively a more valuable human being than whatever the fuck Chibi has accomplished in his 30-some tainted years on Earth. They are not the same.

So, no, Chibi is more like one of those random citizens in the cities which got vaporized by whichever flavor of villain you choose. And he's still on the bottom end of that distribution of random citizens, mind you. Because that is what he is in real life.

Yamcha deserves better than this.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

Okay my bad i take that back.

Let me rephase, chibi has personalitiy traits of Master Roshi becuase he is also a sex pest but has the relevancy of a random passerby or Monaka from dragon ball super.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Chibi is the Yamcha of the DBZ universe.

Yamcha still had mad skillz but he realized he wasn't cut out to be truly super like the other Z-fighters.

Even a guy like Yajirobe is better than Chibi is. Sure he's fat, lazy and not that strong but he's surprisingly fast and really good with his sword. He's the one that cut Vegeta's tail off.

No. Chibi would be Monaka.

EDIT: Ninja'd.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Chibi is the Yamcha of the DBZ universe.

Still an insult to the character.

Okay my bad i take that back.

Let me rephase, chibi has personalitiy traits of Master Roshi becuase he is also a sex pest but has the relevancy of a random passerby or Monaka from dragon ball super.

Even then Roshi has shown time and time again to be a very wise and caring mentor to Goku and Krillin even after they had become adults. Like yeah Roshi is a sex pest but he still is a far better person then Chibi is, especially when you think about moments like his helping out Nam during the 21st World Tournament too.

Monaka however almost fits perfectly.

 

[Vic Macedonia]

Guys I feel like we forgot someone that fits Chibi best, Oolong. Helpless, always falling upwards (being friends with Z fighters/Adam having a cushy job up until recently), and a sex pest. I haven't watched original Dragon ball in a while but I don't remember anything that Oolong did that was good besides using the last wish to stop Pilaf but you know what that was for.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Guys I feel like we forgot someone that fits Chibi best, Oolong. Helpless, always falling upwards (being friends with Z fighters/Adam having a cushy job up until recently), and a sex pest. I haven't watched original Dragon ball in a while but I don't remember anything that Oolong did that was good besides using the last wish to stop Pilaf but you know what that was for.

Oolong at least was entertaining and like Puar his shape shifting abilities came in handy from time to time.

 

[Vic Macedonia]

Oolong at least was entertaining and like Puar his shape shifting abilities came in handy from time to time.

I guess what I remembered most about him was what the Dragon Ball Wiki wrote about him:

His favorite hobby is collecting women's underwear. Oolong is cynical and cowardly, and he is not hesitant to admit it; in fact, he is downright proud of his wimpish traits.... Oolong became known as a demon by the residents of Aru Village, since he kidnapped their young women to take care of his house.