Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

An example of Pizzacake's hypocricy at her finest.
So...a few days back, on her Facebook and Tumblr, she posted the following comic:



So, a comic seemingly making fun of artists who sexualise their works for profit.
Now, ignoring the obvious elephant in the room, let's consider that Pizzacake's main source of income is not whoring herself out on Patreon and Onlyfans. What do we get then?

Then, a few days later, on Patreon...

I'd gladly show you what the work looks like, but the last Patreon leak happened two months ago, whereas her Onlyfans is consistently kept up to date. Hmm. Really makes ya think.


Not gonna lie, Pizzacake's ability to make a comic making fun of other, inferior comic artists making overtly sexual and unrealistic comics for money, only to then make porn of it and profit off of it is truly commendable.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

An example of Pizzacake's hypocricy at her finest.
So...a few days back, on her Facebook and Tumblr, she posted the following comic:
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So, a comic seemingly making fun of artists who sexualise their works for profit.
Now, ignoring the obvious elephant in the room, let's consider that Pizzacake's main source of income is not whoring herself out on Patreon and Onlyfans. What do we get then?
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Then, a few days later, on Patreon...
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I'd gladly show you what the work looks like, but the last Patreon leak happened two months ago, whereas her Onlyfans is consistently kept up to date. Hmm. Really makes ya think.


Not gonna lie, Pizzacake's ability to make a comic making fun of other, inferior comic artists making overtly sexual and unrealistic comics for money, only to then make porn of it and profit off of it is truly commendable.

Eww I saw cum on her pussy.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Eww I saw cum on her pussy.

Several pics depict her with cum on her pussy. I think one has cum in her pussy.
I am mostly concerned though about a post she wrote stating she got her husband verified.
I initially wanted to joke about it possibly being a way to doxx the guy, but then I realised:
A) Ellen already did it herself.
B) The guy we'll see fuck her on video will most likely not be her husband.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Several pics depict her with cum on her pussy. I think one has cum in her pussy.
I am mostly concerned though about a post she wrote stating she got her husband verified.
I initially wanted to joke about it possibly being a way to doxx the guy, but then I realised:
A) Ellen already did it herself.
B) The guy we'll see fuck her on video will most likely not be her husband.

It was an actual photo and not her drawn porn.

Imagine paying for this Momo homage.

 

[AnthonyLoggerhead]

An example of Pizzacake's hypocricy at her finest.
So...a few days back, on her Facebook and Tumblr, she posted the following comic:
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So, a comic seemingly making fun of artists who sexualise their works for profit.
Now, ignoring the obvious elephant in the room, let's consider that Pizzacake's main source of income is not whoring herself out on Patreon and Onlyfans. What do we get then?
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Then, a few days later, on Patreon...
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I'd gladly show you what the work looks like, but the last Patreon leak happened two months ago, whereas her Onlyfans is consistently kept up to date. Hmm. Really makes ya think.


Not gonna lie, Pizzacake's ability to make a comic making fun of other, inferior comic artists making overtly sexual and unrealistic comics for money, only to then make porn of it and profit off of it is truly commendable.

It’s Schrödinger’s Whore: she enjoys debasing & objectifying herself, while simultaneously decrying her own objectification

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

It was an actual photo and not her drawn porn.

Yeah, no, I meant her real pics.
If you want me to, I can upload the said pics. Think they were three of them in total on her Onlyfans.

Speaking of, I am not sure on if she uploaded any pics to the degree of her Onlyfans stuff on Patreon (on there, there were a few vids of her pleasuring herself with a vibe in cosplay), but imagine posting comics depicting your actual children alongside porn comics of you cuckolding your husband, as well as your actual nudes.

Ngl, if she just disclosed she's just an Onlyfans model, stopped pretending her career relies on comics and stopped involving her family into it, I don't think she'd be that bad. She'd be what Doopie now is under the nick of Kittenbell, but I don't think she'd be getting as much flack of it as she now is.
Also stopped talking so much about American politics despite her being Canadian.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

It was an actual photo and not her drawn porn.
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Imagine paying for this Momo homage.

Please do not post her pussy.
This photo is creeping me out. It's the flash photography, the bland setting.... the composition is like you photographed something living under the bridge while on a walk.

The face isn't sexy, lightning is harsh, the white brick screams "school hallway" or "jail".

 

[Señora Airi]

Also stopped talking so much about American politics despite her being Canadian.

Impossible, since the Canadian cannot do anything without thinking about what the Americans are doing.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Please do not post her pussy.
This photo is creeping me out. It's the flash photography, the bland setting.... the composition is like you photographed something living under the bridge while on a walk.

The face isn't sexy, lightning is harsh, the white brick screams "school hallway" or "jail".

Alright, I will just say that, looking through her Onlyfans, I've found two pics of cum on her tits, two with cum on and in her pussy and one post anal backshots with cum on her asshole.
Man, looking at how she depicts herself at her comics, I thought she'd be much younger, but no, a middle aged woman that looks like...well, a mother moreso than an Onlyfans model.

 

[Lurkey Turkey]

I'm not looking at that shit. But it would probably be the first time I was repulsed by porn because the woman in it was too vapid.

 

[The One Who Sneeds]

I've found two pics of cum on her tits, two with cum on and in her pussy and one post anal backshots with cum on her asshole.

Her kids are FOREVER felted. Poor bastards never stood a chance. It's over. Every argument either one of them is in, somebody will go "dude, I saw your mom's tits on the internet and your dad's a cuck," and it's over. This woman eternally felted her own children, her own flesh and blood, so that she could get a few extra bucks from horny and desperate guys. Utterly horrifying, really

 

[Señora Airi]

The extra money is a side. With her being a misandrist, I believe she does this regularly to belittle her man and "fight the patriarchy"

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

The extra money is a side. With her being a misandrist, I believe she does this regularly to belittle her man and "fight the patriarchy"

The Patreon and Onlyfans are her main source of income, giving her thousands of CAD a month. The only way she profits off of comics are through a board game she recently...made? Co-made? Was an artist for?...idk, and the offchance that someone might donate to her solely for these and not any of her porn...which is not that likely, considering her basic porn tier is the most common Patreon tier.

 

[WonderWino]

It was an actual photo and not her drawn porn.
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Imagine paying for this Momo homage.

She really, really has that backwoods inbred rural nova scotian skank that bums smokes outside of sobeys and skanks around dooleys on the weekend trying to get free drinks, weed and redneck cock phenotype going on

Its really astounding just how much she looks exactly like you'd expect her to given her behavior and habits. If you ever spend any time in nova scotia you'll see what I mean real quick. There are lots of women like her there and they all look very much like her. Pof is filled to the absolute brim with them and most have the same level of entitlement she does. Guaranteed this bitch is inbred somewhere down the line as well. As the locals would say just like the gunns. If you know you know. She thinks shes hot shit that everybody wants to fuck, but the reality is was absolutely the one everybody knew was a rural hick and likely the school skank in high school, that most of her male peers avoided and gravitated toward the other ones just like her as friends, and as an adult gets ignored by normal men and gets stuck with the rural white trash types. One look at her husband shows she got lucky and married a tier or so higher than she was likely to get. Guaranteed the locals who fuck her are trashy bar fly types on seasonal welfare she picks up on the internet or at dooleys when she cucks her husband. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out shes got a pof account and is on a few of those bdsm sites

I'd say I was surprised she hasn't moved to BC to be around more loons like herself but she clearly doesn't have the money to live there. At least not in the lower mainland, and is too mouthy. She'd end up the cunty neighbor everybody hates and deliberately antagonizes until she gets pissed off and moves to some new place and does it all over again. In nova scotia she can convince herself she's a somebody and better than the rest of the people who live there cause of her politics, congratulating herself on being a good person, not like every other trump supporting backwoods hick in the province, as she sits in front of her computer editing her latest porn pics, drinking her shitty tim hortons coffee and munching on a shitty oatcake those retards from halifax are so proud of but most people never touch with a ten foot pole. All while being fully aware that if she'd married in her league she'd have definitely ended up with some rural seasonal welfare reliant guy who would slap the shit out of her for behaving like she does. Might even be one of the reasons she is so blatantly misandrist and resentful toward men. Cause she fucking well knows 99% of the men in the province would absolutely not tolerate her shit, let alone involving her kids like she does

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out shes got a pof account and is on a few of those bdsm sites

I'd have to look for the link, but it was posted to the Farms sometime in the past. She and her husband have an account on some cuckold website where she finds men to fuck her. She also uses it when travelling, as one post of hers on Patreon reads:

We got a chance to get away this weekend for a bit, had some fun and had a few dates Lovely to have the freedom to lounge around however you like!

 

[The One Who Sneeds]

I believe she does this regularly to belittle her man and "fight the patriarchy"

The thing that really grinds my gears, really stirs my shit, is that she probably didn't even think about how posting her full, mashed-up box onto the internet would affect her children's lives. Imagine how depressing it must be to wake up and know your dad, the man you're supposed to look up to as a role model, is getting cucked. Not only that, but your mom's a whore too. It's genuinely depressing, and it's going to have a serious effect on their lives down the line. I know it's gay and moralfagging to say "think of the kids!!!!!" but really, think about how this must screw with their views on relationships

The Patreon and Onlyfans are her main source of income, giving her thousands of CAD a month.

Imagine making comics so mid, the only way you can get people to look at more of them is by whoring yourself out and drawing porn. And I'm honestly surprised she makes that much off her mediocre art and even more mediocre body

 

[uwaga! aooga!]

She really, really has that backwoods inbred rural nova scotian skank that bums smokes outside of sobeys and skanks around dooleys

Now I know how Americans feel when they hear Australians talk. Is a sobey a place? Is burning smokes bad? Is Dooley a person?

 

[WonderWino]

Now I know how Americans feel when they hear Australians talk. Is a sobey a place? Is burning smokes bad? Is Dooley a person?

Bumming smokes, as in trying to get free ones off of people like hobos and such do. Dooleys is a shitty franchise bar and pool hall that are in a few places in the province and draw in seedy alcoholics, skanks and guys trying to rip you off on betting on games of pool like flies on shit. Sobeys is a local major grocery store chain, like safeway, superstore and all that. Probably the better grocery store in the province tbh, even sells duck and rabbit which isn't something you see in most grocery stores

 

[Lurkey Turkey]

I hope she doesn't actually make thousands doing that bullshit, cause if it's true, humanity doesn't stand a chance.

 

[Marche]

I hope she doesn't actually make thousands doing that bullshit, cause if it's true, humanity doesn't stand a chance.

a fool and his money