Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[creaturestorm]

How about don't do any of that

Maybe I wrote this wrong, maybe you guys don't know what I'm referencing or maybe you are intentionally misunderstanding the point i was making.

I used to think people like Shadman weren't hated because people were ignorant of who they were and what they did, that if people just *lurked more* they'd come to see things my way. I don't think that's true anymore after having watched this whole private software thing from a distance.

There were two waves of SKG drama, we are at the end of the second wave. That was what led to the resurgence of people realizing how much of a faggot Jason is.

Even if I'm wrong about the WoW thing and it really was SKG that started the downfall of this guy, in either case it was just him having absolutely abhorrent attitude on full display that got people's wheels turning. Everything else is just fuel to hate him.

Just being an absolute dick head seems to be more than enough to turn the whole world against you, but creeps like Denims or Hasan can deny rapes and call rape victim's liars. The whole internet won't suddenly turn on them.

The reason people hate him is because he's lied to everybody who has ever laid eyes on him. Tons of YT Shorts full of his unwarranted confidence and complete lies. Everything he's said was just fortune cookie bullshit in order to make people watch him and like him, and nothing else. He pretends to give useful advice that he really just steals off of the internet and he acts like all this wisdom comes from his 20 years of hackering. Millions of people are far more hard-working, truthful, and deserving of success than this nepobaby faggot who was literally born directly into the offices of Blizzard Entertainment and surrounded by mentors. People like you want to bitch about people who get hate, but you never even consider that there are people who want to bitch about those who don't succeed. This faggot is the waste of oxygen stealing success from other content creators. Consider how Maldavius Figtree stole the solutions to the hardest puzzle in Animal Well that took its entire community a whole week to completely solve - what makes you think he won't steal the valor of the next guy who comes along? What makes you think he won't put down somebody as nice and well-intentioned as Ross Scott?

That's why people hate that this guy exists. They hate that they were duped, so now they're spreading the message to stay away from this toxic cunt. Laughing at a nepobaby is fucking easy compared to undoing whatever the fuck Hitler 2 is doing on the other side of the globe, so you might as well laugh. If you can't see that, if you hate that the world isn't a Saturday morning cartoon where the most deserving bad guy in the room always gets their comeuppance, then you are either genuinely fucking retarded or you need a pink triangle. Either way, kill yourself.

I think this is all well and good, but your compelling reasons to hate him I don't think are shared by the average person. At the end of the day people didn't like his attitude.

 

[Gan Ying]

It is true that Mald's "crimes" are pretty much peanuts in the face of other lolcows who support terrorism, pedophilia, etc. But that just makes him easier to make fun of imo. Making fun of real monsters is tough because they represent real evil. That's never fun, often just depressing and infuriating.

This guy isn't evil. He's just extremely, extremely hateable. Everything about him is fake and gay, and almost everyone regardless of politics or morals just intuitively feels how much of a stupid asshole he is. The outright refusal to backdown an inch over stupid bullshit like WoW just doubles how much of a shit eater he comes off as. He's a great lolcow.

 

[kiwifarms net]

I think this is all well and good, but your compelling reasons to hate him I don't think are shared by the average person.

There's your problem. That's the diagnosis right there. You've come up with something that can't be proven or disproven, and now your brain is running in circles over it and shitting up this thread because of it. You merely don't think it is, so that's the truth you have in your mind. Fucking retard. Stop posting here.

Or you can go out there and make a poll on xitter actually asking the masses why they're 'suddenly' hating on PirateSoftware. That's the only way your peabrain will ever find a resolution to this. Goddamn nigger.

 

[TheBiggestGay aka gods #1]

People hate this guy because he was mean in a video game. This thread has existed long before that day ever came and yet no one gave a shit but the people who visit this site.

 

[creaturestorm]

There's your problem. That's the diagnosis right there. You've come up with something that can't be proven or disproven, and now your brain is running in circles over it and shitting up this thread because of it. You merely don't think it is, so that's the truth you have in your mind. Fucking retard. Stop posting here.

Or you can go out there and make a poll on xitter actually asking the masses why they're 'suddenly' hating on PirateSoftware. That's the only way your peabrain will ever find a resolution to this. Goddamn nigger.

From personal experience, everyone I've met who knows of pirate has said either "he's the asshole who wiped the group in hc wow." or "he's the guy who simps for live service games".

Not once has some one brought up his spaghetti code, his god complex, the gnome, the lies, and other obvious bullshit.

 

[Vic Macedonia]

Even if I'm wrong about the WoW thing and it really was SKG that started the downfall of this guy, in either case it was just him having absolutely abhorrent attitude on full display that got people's wheels turning. Everything else is just fuel to hate him.

Just being an absolute dick head seems to be more than enough to turn the whole world against you, but creeps like Denims or Hasan can deny rapes and call rape victim's liars. The whole internet won't suddenly turn on them.

I mean yeah, social intelligence/charisma really is key in maintaining an audience in spite of controversy. I don't get why you're making a big deal about it especially in this thread because no one really cares.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I'm not defending him.

oh???

I can't take any joy from watching this guy nose dive his career. His issues and faults seem so small

No, thats defending him dude. Especially since I think there might even be leftists on here who like hasaan, but jason? no, he pretty unanimously is hated, its why his hate COMPLETELY breached containment into the normie sphere.

His wow BS was just one element, just like being a furry, the gnome, second life gay ERPs, shit coding, 7 years at blizzard, ferret death camp, ect ect. WELCOME TO KIWIFARMS People love hitting topics which are easiest to laugh at.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but his comments on SKG happend way before the WoW drama, it's only after the HC WoW drama that and a response video to his SKG rant did Thor start losing tens of thousands of followers.

Its called a fucking breaking point dude. It UNIRONICALLY is like this gandalf skit.

its not that people were ok with boromir dying, or everything else. Maybe you don't socialize enough but people who are assholes USUALLY have people around them face a breaking point.

THATS what that was. Ignoring the eve stuff, ignoring the SKG slander, ignoring the wow fuckup (somewhat) but once it came that SKG was about to die, and poor ross said it was probably it? That was blood in the water. And people stopped bothering being nice. Its Literally the point where an entire TOWN already hates someone, but theres a tipping point where it goes from "but we are a civilized town, we have to be nice" to grabbing pitch forks and torches. That point is usually a snap decision and the hate was already well earned before.

If you are too stupid to understand why people might be MORE UPSET at someone a year later that someone lied, because its having horrible effects, I hope you get falsely accursed of rape and imprisoned 3 years later to help illustrate the concept.

From personal experience, everyone I've met who knows of pirate has said either "he's the asshole who wiped the group in hc wow." or "he's the guy who simps for live service games".

Not once has some one brought up his spaghetti code, his god complex, the gnome, the lies, and other obvious bullshit.

And????

When someone is hated for enough reasons it doesn't really matter WHY you hate them, as long as you do hate them. And when someone is hated enough, you seek more ways to mock them.

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

Probably going to see a lot more stupid niggers crawling this thread now, talking about how Mald is "not that bad".

Coming to a thread whose sole intent is to hate the man, and trying to minimize him, is a big 0/10. Go back go Mald's Discord.

 

[kiwifarms net]

Not once has some one brought up his spaghetti code, his god complex, the gnome, the lies, and other obvious bullshit.

That's because the Kiwifarms is a gossip forum where we keep track of retards and laugh at them continuing to be retarded. Much like women's gossip magazines stalking Brad Pitt every nanosecond of the day. The average person doesn't stalk Brad Pitt, but if you go on the Brad Pitt gossip forums, you'll get to learn all about the last time Brad Pitt had liquid diarrhea shits. You clearly don't care enough about laughing at this lolcow to participate in this thread properly.

Also, you seem to equate "laughing at a lolcow" to "finding ways to hate him." Buddy, it's right there in the terminology we use: "lolcow." Some people like to get MATI, some people just want to find a particular retard and keep laughing at him and sharing stories with other people who like to laugh at him. Lurk moar.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Don't take the bait. React dumb and report the retards shitting the thread up but not wanting to read or understand.

 

[blast5389]

kinda get the feeling Dr. K knew exactly what was wrong with him and also knew he wasn't going to be able to help him lmao

 

[tarzor]

your compelling reasons to hate him I don't think are shared by the average person

the compelling reasons before this month were buried in a comment section or astroturfed by influencers still trying to be friendly with mald; felt that everyone is a big bad bully ( reddit removals ), or were condemned by mald himself with lies about harassment ( and can make dissenters look adjacent to 'harassers' ) -which makes influencers distance themselves from said opinions or instruct their chat to cease mald shittery ( or at least downplay bad behavior from him).

the bad behavior that would get called out is the behavior that affects those around him and wouldn't include behavior that should also be criticized, and even this is lightweight.
consider when sodapoppin kicked him from the guild ( by proxy ), he did so in a way that was kind of passive and ( to my recollection ) wasn't him dunking on mald but just as a 'well its affecting the guild so i had to do it' and kind of made other creators a little standoffish to truly weigh in, in fear for possibly not aligning with sodapoppin's wish of just leaving it be

i think this kind of coincides with what sloptube retards are.. they ride the wave and never stand out, also theyre super lazy with nothing to contribute to the overall discussion/subject, kind of like sheeps with no real opinion

no one wants to look like keemstar or leafy, but that's the price you pay if you're a hater too early, especially if it's against a seemingly wholesomechungus lvl 100 ferret(fucker) rescue haver

 

[creaturestorm]

I mean yeah, social intelligence/charisma really is key in maintaining an audience in spite of controversy. I don't get why you're making a big deal about it especially in this thread because no one really cares.

I guess I view a lot of these topics are written to be persuasive on why some one deserves to be ridiculed or laughed at, so much of this stuff is obscure and would of otherwise been totally forgotten. If an argument is being made here, Pirate software did all the work for us in the laziest way possible (typical of him) by being an asshole to all the wrong people.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Probably going to see a lot more stupid niggers crawling this thread now, talking about how Mald is "not that bad".

Coming to a thread whose sole intent is to hate the man, and trying to minimize him, is a big 0/10. Go back go Mald's Discord.

This. You fucks need to stop trying to defend this thread's speed and feeding bad faith devils contrarians. It justifies itself.

 

[Billy Bong]

2 pages of people quoting and responding to a retard that is desperate for attention. Amazing

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Its kinda funny how 2 content creators have the same trajectory with how similar they are.

- Both soar high at the peak of everyone's mentions
- Both thinks themselves to be the 2nd coming of Jesus but better
- Both larp with deep voice settings
- Both begins to fumble and fuck up
- Both incapable of taking accountability and admit wrongdoing and blame everyone else
- Both being obliterated by the internet as they keep falling and continually make asses of themselves
- Both threatens to be litigious to anyone who critiques them.
- Both use ChatGPT for legal advice (No way Chronos is a real lawyer)

yeah Jason Thor Hall and Max Stryker (Mamamax) are so similar

 

[FrogMinutes]

What brought the house of cards tumbling down wasn't due to some grave crime committed,

this isn't one event that caused this shitstorm for Mald. it was always his personality,
how he speaks and presents himself as "the bob ross of game dev" when his games are ass and his programming is yandere dev tier.
you speak "if it wasn't for those DAMN gamers and Ross Scott fans... he'd still have his house of cards..."

Bitch, something like this was always going to happen. if not the WoW raid, then the SKG shit. if not either of those, something else.
his inability to just accept he may be wrong on some things, plus his unlikeable personality will always guarantee Mald will pick the most retarded option to make everyone hate him more.

imagine if I said. "if those DAMN Trolls didn't dress as the pickle man... Chris wouldn't have fucked his mom..."
Brother. it was always leading to that. if I stopped the pickle man, another pickle man will just show up.
Mald can stop at any time. but he won't.

 

[TerribleUser09]

I wasn't aware that Steam flags games in early access as abandonware if updates are less frequent as 13 months. That was new to me. Mald really have the audacity to say he is "writing" a game when game isn't touched for more than a year.

It is also baffling that any critique about his l33t coding skills he needs to take down with superiority complex. I wouldn't give a damn if he said that most of his experience in game dev was in QA and he had little to none exposition to code and thus is why Heartbound takes so much to make. But it seems that he is also unaware what a spaghetti code he compiled and with each and extra "ending" or branch of the story it is harder and harder to follow. I have little understanding in coding so I watched few Youtuber's covering this topic, and I got to admit that Mald just cornered himself with structure and method that is making any progress unfeasible.

Don't get me wrong, cutting corners like this is natural in any project, the problem is we never see 5 fucking minutes of this guy working without the most sever of corner cutting on full display

Actually, the opposite.
The task of making a simple video game is hurdling him because he never put thought about the structure of the game. He would be cutting corners if he had a glimpse of what he is doing and trying to achieve. At this moment, he just spams lines of code piling up code that I doubt he even fully grasp.

 

[Yapping1337]

From personal experience, everyone I've met who knows of pirate has said either "he's the asshole who wiped the group in hc wow." or "he's the guy who simps for live service games".

Not once has some one brought up his spaghetti code, his god complex, the gnome, the lies, and other obvious bullshit.

Both the WoW drama and SKG blew up because he has a god complex, and that is also at the center of everything else about him that is being exposed. I don't get how you can claim that people dislike him for just the situations he got caught in and not his arrogant personality at display, that makes no sense at all.

 

[Nintoddler]

I'm happy to know Mald finally decided to join the thread.