Orbiter Ryan Johnson / Randbot(2020) / "Jimmy Russell" - Alcoholic co-host of The Killstream, susceptible to ammo crates, somewhat trepidatious

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Is Rand mistaking Hoffman for another person? I vaguely remember who is describing, but not his name, he was Jewish-American, gay and had a creepy preference for young men, he married a South American younger man and he died from complications related to anal sex. Ring a bell for anyone?

In his crate-dented alcohol-swamped mind I believe he is mistaking Gabe Hoffman for Glenn Greenwald. Big old brain shart from no-one's favorite Australian, mentally shitting himself on livestream to accompany the physical sharting.

Shitting yourself on livestream in full view of a camera is one thing but continuing to sit in it, refusing to change, and then REREVEALING your crapped underwear to the audience is on another level.

He should be hired to do PSAs against alcohol abuse, ammo crate dentings, and vtuber consumption.
 
"There's an edited-edited video where they've just gone and added on a sound effect of me shitting myself" (0:07)
I love the eternal cope of streamers where someone clips them within minutes of them sharting on stream and say "that's edited".

Like nigga, no one can edit that shit, clean it up, render it and reupload it in the time it took Rand to peel his shit coated undies off his gamer chair and assumedly (hopefully) take a shower.
It's in Rand's playbook to deny and lie about embarrassing things.

He lied about the ammo crate (after drunkenly admitting it while ranting about women on the workplace, then forgetting about it) and now admits it, he lied about the accidental face reveal (he now facecams), and now hes lying about shitting himself. With this trend I fully expect him to start openly shitting himself once per stream as a new segment within 6 months.
 
In his crate-dented alcohol-swamped mind I believe he is mistaking Gabe Hoffman for Glenn Greenwald. Big old brain shart from no-one's favorite Australian, mentally shitting himself on livestream to accompany the physical sharting.

Shitting yourself on livestream in full view of a camera is one thing but continuing to sit in it, refusing to change, and then REREVEALING your crapped underwear to the audience is on another level.

He should be hired to do PSAs against alcohol abuse, ammo crate dentings, and vtuber consumption.
That's who I was thinking about. It's very strange that rand would mix these two people up since Hoffman is a z-list lolcow freak. Might want to have a check up with your neurologist randy.
 
Does this make Randbot the Ali Jamal of the NJP/TRS crowd? You know, the pet retard that the leaders keep around just to make fun of behind his back?

Then again, I don't know if Ali Jamal is quite at the level of a pants shitting retard.
Well they both do have wealthy fathers (not sure what scam company Papa Jamal ran but we all say the mansion that Ralph thew a party at) while Mr. Johnson is some highly respected scientist at the top of his field.
 
Blerghhhhh!







Bonus "handsome man," - "aren't I so handsome, team?"





Isaiah 41:10
Do not fear: I am with you;
do not be anxious: I am your God.
I will strengthen you, I will help you,
I will uphold you with my victorious right hand.


God bless
 
"There's an edited-edited video where they've just gone and added on a sound effect of me shitting myself" (0:07), He refused to play the video, and instead claims Gabe Hoffman was a pimp who ran a gay prostitution ring with boys as young as 15 being involved (1:40)
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He legitimately sounds brain damaged the way he confuses Hoffman with Glen Greenwald for several minutes and just “whoopsies” when someone points this out.

Dingo and Rand had some depressing sparring also where Rand claims to have been given evidence of Jersh saying “I can’t get off to CSAM anymore, I need to see hurt-core” (18:00), which given the above also probably makes Rand the most misdirect-able person ever
 
He legitimately sounds brain damaged the way he confuses Hoffman with Glen Greenwald for several minutes and just “whoopsies” when someone points this out.

Dingo and Rand had some depressing sparring also where Rand claims to have been given evidence of Jersh saying “I can’t get off to CSAM anymore, I need to see hurt-core” (18:00), which given the above also probably makes Rand the most misdirect-able person ever
Is "You know what you did" his new catchphrase?
 
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It’s a Ralphism
Even in a Vacuum one could see Rand has taken a 1:1 mining of Ralph’s bloodsports arguing style, ie where the main point is never discuss and the host tries to nitpick/ grammar Nazi you (also be drunk).

That from someone so aghast by the Ralphamale btw
 
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This guy was in the Killstream chat earlier last week, he is an admitted ex co-host or paypig that is now a randbot a-log. He opened a store in attempts to make money off of Randbots appearance
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While Ralph got a kick out of his merch, instead of supporting him Ralph remembered that he used to do something similar (?) and said he'd be selling a Randbot shirt whenever he remembers how to open his online store up again (never).
It appears AWIVR and his tiny group of friends are streaming right now to an audience of like 20 people
 
Dingo and Rand had some depressing sparring also where Rand claims to have been given evidence of Jersh saying “I can’t get off to CSAM anymore, I need to see hurt-core” (18:00), which given the above also probably makes Rand the most misdirect-able person ever
Rare Dingo Win.

Also around 19 minutes Rand’s 7 to 8 year old son is on. Like dude don’t expose your son to all this anime degeneracy.
 
Everyone involved in this weird Omega-Tier subsector pocket dimension is just pathetic.

This is nice sloppa speaking now, ex-nurse sloppa: all of Rand's friends and ex-friends need to trap him in an offline discord call or livechat and preform an intervention. If he losing his gag reflex and bowel control while drinking, he has reached the Psoriasis Liver stage of his alcoholism. He still has time to mend his ways, but his window of escape is now measured in months not years.
Or leave him kill himself with alcohol, a miserable, painful and ruinously expensive way to die. When he reaches rock bottom, he will need dialysis and major surgery to keep him alive. If he still has a family, they will have to dip into their savings to help him.

One last cry in the wilderness to rand: one of my patients was an end stage alcoholic around your age, he needed medical intervention to use the toilet properly, but he was a nice guy, even drunk and in pain, he was polite and made us laugh.
Years later I was at a bar of all places and this fit older man walks up to me, it was him, he looked like the son of the man I knew. My first question was "how did you do it?", he started weening himself off the drink, by only drinking at bars, any time he had to drink he would walk miles to his bar and only drink one pint of beer. He went from 5-6 trips a day, to 3, eventually he could manage one a day, six months later he was free.
Get you old job back, get clean, start vaping THC oil if you have to. But most importantly, get off the damned internet. You vomiting into a microphone is not helping the cause of Nazism or whatever you believe in.
 
A couple of days ago, Da Sekturs certified biggest retard SouthernDingo attempted to call into Randbots show and intervene on Randbots alcoholism.

The only thing that makes this call interesting, besides maybe seeing two unbelievably low IQ individuals verbally duke it out, is Randbots desk camera that he only turned on because his sons kitten decided to hang out with Rand.
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On the desk, Randbot has two bottles of Jack Daniels Whiskey on standy.
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From what i've researched, even downing half a bottle of this trash in a day is impossible for even the most seasoned livers, so if that's the case, how fast does Randbot go through a bottle of Jack Daniels?
The day before this call happened, the bottle of Jack Daniels looked like this. It's difficult to tell how much is left in there honestly, but I believe it could be seen as a little less than half full.
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The next day, Rand eventually empties the entire bottle into his glass in the midst of hearing Southern Dingo's attempts at critical thinking.
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So... I don't know about you, but it looks like Randbot is finishing off an entire bottle of whisky every 3-4 days, maybe even less. The fact that he needs an additional bottle on standby is proof enough to me that Rand is probably out drinking the greats like Nick Rekieta in his prime. Maybe some seasoned livers on the forum could chime in on how crazy this is, but there's a chance that this isn't even the full extent of his alcoholism.

I'm personally having a difficult time identifying these cans, but it looks like to me that Randbot is taking breaks from the whisky to drink shitty beer out of a can. For those assuming it's soda he's mixing with his whisky, it is not. Randbot has a separate bottle of Coca Cola he mixes his whisky with.
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So yeah, Randbots drinking might be totally out of his control. Randbots body has probably become chemically dependent on alcohol, meaning he will need professional help since going "cold turkey" at this stage can be fatal all on its own. Randbot is at risk of expiring before Ralph does, and that is really saying something.
Also around 19 minutes Rand’s 7 to 8 year old son is on. Like dude don’t expose your son to all this anime degeneracy.
This also happens, his son reads aloud "Americas Most Trusted Cat" and thought it was funny.
That's all I remember really, here's the entire call with Dingo, it's a little over an hour



After the call Randbot played some Hitler Speeches to euro dance and no one was impressed.

He later shut the stream down without saying a word for several minutes.
 
From what i've researched, even downing half a bottle of this trash in a day is impossible for even the most seasoned livers, so if that's the case, how fast does Randbot go through a bottle of Jack Daniels
For a healthy person, it would be impossible. Alcoholic's bodies adapt to keep them alive, they begin to metabolise the ethanol using chemical processes never intended for the task, it's a last ditch attempt by the body to purge the poison killing it.
As a result their bodies begin to produce secondary toxins, just as damaging as ethanol, increasing the risk of cancer and longterm illnesses as time goes on.. . .because in the short term, if the blood alcohol ratio is not removed, the body will suffer brain damage, irregularities in heart beats and death if the ethanol is allowed to circulate.

I've given this talk to lots of young binge drinkers when I worked at a hospital : "make a fist", "that is roughly how big your liver is, that is the only reason you didn't die last night, when you were passed out from drinking on the street, this delicate little machine was saving your life, filtering your blood, damaging itself to keep you alive and healthy. . .this little machine is so soft it feels like a slice of red watermelon in your hand, you only have one of them, for the next 60 years of your life"

sorry for spelling and typos, ESL
 
Well they both do have wealthy fathers (not sure what scam company Papa Jamal ran but we all say the mansion that Ralph thew a party at) while Mr. Johnson is some highly respected scientist at the top of his field.
If I remember correctly, Ali's dad was/is a medical doctor and ran some scammy pain clinic or something. I think there was an article about Papa J getting caught over prescribing certain drugs. Haven't thought about Ali nor his tasteless McMansion in a long time
 
i was browsing a streamer rekt thread and i saw and heard something familiar

This is a remix song mocking randbot, the remix has been deleted from youtube.
For the love of god some alog in this thread please tell me someone saved it.
 
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