Orbiter Ryan Johnson / Randbot(2020) / "Jimmy Russell" - Alcoholic co-host of The Killstream, susceptible to ammo crates, somewhat trepidatious

[not william stenchever]

What is it with people shitting themselves on stream lately? It seems like it is becoming more common. Or I'm just becoming more aware of it. Either one is disturbing.

So Randbot, Ralph, Rekieta have all sharted?

It appears that the common links here are alcoholism and livestreaming with a webcam so that people can have more evidence that you just shat yourself.

 

[Die For Me!]

Hes claiming it's fabricated btw.

"There's an edited-edited video where they've just gone and added on a sound effect of me shitting myself" (0:07), He refused to play the video, and instead claims Gabe Hoffman was a pimp who ran a gay prostitution ring with boys as young as 15 being involved (1:40)

 

[not william stenchever]

Randbot sharted! I can see it now on the front page.

As was the style at the time.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So Randbot, Ralph, Rekieta have all sharted?

Fecal incontinence is a feature of da sektur.

 

[Pizdec]

https://x.com/KillstreamLive/status/1944766754808328211 so this guy just shits himself and stumbles around drunk on his webcam now? lmfao

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First Gator declares an indefinite hiatus, out of nowhere, and then Randbot shits himself in front of an empty cooler. Five star days huh Shondo bros?

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

"There's an edited-edited video where they've just gone and added on a sound effect of me shitting myself" (0:07), He refused to play the video, and instead claims Gabe Hoffman was a pimp who ran a gay prostitution ring with boys as young as 15 being involved (1:40)
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What's this about Rand claiming people think he is a Lebanese Jew from South Australia?

 

[Archduke of Sneedinheim]

"There's an edited-edited video where they've just gone and added on a sound effect of me shitting myself" (0:07), He refused to play the video, and instead claims Gabe Hoffman was a pimp who ran a gay prostitution ring with boys as young as 15 being involved (1:40)
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Spoiler: Definitive proof!

The bump

Pretty obvious

The alligations won't unshit your underwear randbots!

 

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It appears that the common links here are alcoholism and livestreaming with a webcam so that people can have more evidence that you just shat yourself.

At least Ralph and Rekieta have the excuse that their sharts were liquid, so they can blame it on eating bad ethnic food, indigestion, or something. Rand was pushing out a solid, fibrous log. Either his asshole has been reamed so much that something like that can just slip out, or he's spiritually a jeet and just shits as a matter of course.

 

[Necrosan]

Is the new midlife crisis to crumble and decay on livestream?

 

[Rock.]

I am by no means a rand defender but I'm not seeing or hearing any poop here, help me out cuz I just see a drunk guy stumbling and God awful arcade music.

Drunk? I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt

 

[Estate]

Is the new midlife crisis to crumble and decay on livestream?

A midlife crisis used to mean that a man would want to go back to it's youth and re-live those blissful moments, but would attempt so in a gauche way.

With that said, how can some manchild who streams pretending to be a cat with dancing trannyme shit on screen ever suffer a midlife crisis?

Then again, if you're mentally a retarded teenager, shitting yourself like a toddler is a form of going even further back, so, you may be technically right.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You know, there's nothing that makes me laugh more than a grown man poopin' his pants. Such a simple thing can bring such joy. Thank you Rand.

 

[Sloppa]

"There's an edited-edited video where they've just gone and added on a sound effect of me shitting myself" (0:07), He refused to play the video, and instead claims Gabe Hoffman was a pimp who ran a gay prostitution ring with boys as young as 15 being involved (1:40)
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Is Rand mistaking Hoffman for another person? I vaguely remember who is describing, but not his name, he was Jewish-American, gay and had a creepy preference for young men, he married a South American younger man and he died from complications related to anal sex. Ring a bell for anyone?

 

[Schpoots]

Clearly the jews are to blame for him shitting himself.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Jews shit in his pants? Awful, Hitler was right all along.

 

[Fat At The Internet]

 

[Halbschwanz]

Fecal incontinence is a feature of da sektur.

Petition to add DIRTY CRAPPED BOXERS to the thread title?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

"There's an edited-edited video where they've just gone and added on a sound effect of me shitting myself" (0:07), He refused to play the video, and instead claims Gabe Hoffman was a pimp who ran a gay prostitution ring with boys as young as 15 being involved (1:40)
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I love the eternal cope of streamers where someone clips them within minutes of them sharting on stream and say "that's edited".

Like nigga, no one can edit that shit, clean it up, render it and reupload it in the time it took Rand to peel his shit coated undies off his gamer chair and assumedly (hopefully) take a shower.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Fecal incontinence is a feature of da sektur.

It came standard with the rampant alcoholism.