Orbiter Ryan Johnson / Randbot(2020) / "Jimmy Russell" - Alcoholic co-host of The Killstream, susceptible to ammo crates, somewhat trepidatious

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I've given this talk to lots of young binge drinkers when I worked at a hospital : "make a fist", "that is roughly how big your liver is, that is the only reason you didn't die last night, when you were passed out from drinking on the street, this delicate little machine was saving your life, filtering your blood, damaging itself to keep you alive and healthy. . .this little machine is so soft it feels like a slice of red watermelon in your hand, you only have one of them, for the next 60 years of your life"
Yeah, one of the supervisors at a job Saturday worked at passed away this year. The man was an alright dude, but was smelled like a walking distillery. And would walk around the job shit faced drunk. It was just sad. And his parents were really nice people. It's fucked up when 60 old people have to bury the 45 year old son.
 
Randbot has been suspended
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Rand has a stream planned tonight
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Also I scrubbed through his most recent stream and saw Rand had some big breasted darkie on his screen for some reason
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And Rand gave us another looks at his desk again. The two whisky bottles I pointed out in my last post are obviously already in a landfill, and in its place is some gin
You can also hear Randbot attempting to sound like a vtuber and it is very strange to say the least

Randbot shows off the Gin, pointing out that it is 43.4% alcohol. It is quite obviously supposed to be mixed with something, but Randbot instead decides to pour it into a double shot glass and drink it as is.

And here's Randbot drinking it all in one go, notice his vtuber eye
 
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