Orbiter Ryan Johnson / Randbot(2020) / "Jimmy Russell" - Alcoholic co-host of The Killstream, susceptible to ammo crates, somewhat trepidatious

[Sargon's wife's son]

I've given this talk to lots of young binge drinkers when I worked at a hospital : "make a fist", "that is roughly how big your liver is, that is the only reason you didn't die last night, when you were passed out from drinking on the street, this delicate little machine was saving your life, filtering your blood, damaging itself to keep you alive and healthy. . .this little machine is so soft it feels like a slice of red watermelon in your hand, you only have one of them, for the next 60 years of your life"

Yeah, one of the supervisors at a job Saturday worked at passed away this year. The man was an alright dude, but was smelled like a walking distillery. And would walk around the job shit faced drunk. It was just sad. And his parents were really nice people. It's fucked up when 60 old people have to bury the 45 year old son.

 

[Die For Me!]

Randbot has been suspended

https://x.com/PunishedRandbot

Rand has a stream planned tonight

https://rumble.com/v6wo89g-friday-again-award.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_upp_a

Also I scrubbed through his most recent stream and saw Rand had some big breasted darkie on his screen for some reason

And Rand gave us another looks at his desk again. The two whisky bottles I pointed out in my last post are obviously already in a landfill, and in its place is some gin
You can also hear Randbot attempting to sound like a vtuber and it is very strange to say the least

Randbot shows off the Gin, pointing out that it is 43.4% alcohol. It is quite obviously supposed to be mixed with something, but Randbot instead decides to pour it into a double shot glass and drink it as is.

And here's Randbot drinking it all in one go, notice his vtuber eye

 

[Path Wanderer]

You can also hear Randbot attempting to sound like a vtuber and it is very strange to say the least

Does this mean we can post Rand on /vt/ ?

 

[that one Waifu guy]

Rand fancies himself a bit of a vtuber now according to his new twitter handle.
The Transbot 2025 arc is in full swing. https://x.com/RandbotVT

 

[Insanely Retarded]

I got a question for the people who follow Randbot, does he make any money from his streams? I can't imagine he makes more than a few bucks per stream at best, am I wrong?

Whenever I see a clip I get the impression that it's the same handful of people who hang around his streams and he barely gets any money out of it, which raises the question, he's been doing this for, what? 6-7 years now? Longer? Does he think he's going to "make it" one day after so many years?

Doesn't he have like 2-3 children? What kind of man lets his family live off of handouts and his wife's income just so he can get drunk and buy anime dolls to jack off to? What kind of example is he setting for his kids?

Maybe I'm wrong but he streams with Gaytor for fucks sake, another eternal hopeful who's been streaming for 10+ years and only gets a handful of views, so I can't imagine Rand doing that much better than his co-host (?).

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Rand fancies himself a bit of a vtuber now according to his new twitter handle.
The Transbot 2025 arc is in full swing. https://x.com/RandbotVT
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Did Randbot take a page from Gaytor and decide that he wanted to graduate as well?

 

[Die For Me!]

I got a question for the people who follow Randbot, does he make any money from his streams? I can't imagine he makes more than a few bucks per stream at best, am I wrong?

I've only recently taken an interest in Randbot since he got a desk camera that makes documenting his crippling alcoholism possible, but from what I've observed, donos range from 3-5 dollars each and are incredibly sparse. There's no counter or goal, and he doesn't appear to give a shit either way, so I'm assuming the neetbux from the government are decent enough to not warrant dancing and faking donos like what Ralph has to do everyday.

I can't imagine Rand doing that much better than his co-host (?).

His co-hosts are mouth breathers that have an incredibly hard time keeping up with him. It's almost exactly like Tonkas show all over again, including the awkward moments of silence / dead air that only breaks when Rand gets mad that no one is saying anything.

Does he think he's going to "make it" one day after so many years?

If I had to guess what Rand gets out of it, it's probably just the small hit of dopamine from covering news reports of the west falling to darkies and pretending he's the only person that could've prevented this all from happening.

 

[Mr.F.]

Does this mean we can post Rand on /vt/ ?

hahaha please do

His co-hosts are mouth breathers that have an incredibly hard time keeping up with him. It's almost exactly like Tonkas show all over again, including the awkward moments of silence / dead air that only breaks when Rand gets mad that no one is saying anything.

It was the opposite with his previous co-hosts, they'd constantly interrupt or outshine Rand and he would sperg outit was amusing

 

[Die For Me!]

7/25/25
Randbot showed off his desk again, his glass has a brown stain at the bottom from the whisky and he didn't bother to clean it. He downed a doubleshots worth of 44%ABV gin in less than 5 minutes. The Jack Daniels Fire and Apple flavors he typically drinks are 35%ABV

Here are the accounts Randbot followed / had follow him immediately when he got a new X account. Notice how Gator and Randbot almost immediately followed each other back

 

[that one Waifu guy]

someone should probably pull the ejection handle on this.

 

[Die For Me!]

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Oh boy, a completely wasted Randbot cutting cheese with huge knives in front of a kitten I wonder how this will turn out

Rand also gave us some head

Everything seems to be fine atm. Hopefully he's got a loicense for those knives.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I'm almost shocked he doesn't have a bald spot.

 

[that one Waifu guy]

I'm almost shocked he doesn't have a bald spot.

Rand has a beautiful, full head of hair and a *magnificent* widow's peak

 

[Die For Me!]

Last night Rand had a stream that was over 16 hours long.

Rand shows off his biggest knife after getting made fun for not having the biggest club in the tribe. He also wants you all to know he DEFINITELY doesn't own a firearm. He doesn't have a double barrel shotgun in his possession for emergencies like having to get a job.

Kinochet mailed Randbot a Palestinian flag 2 years ago? He is extremely proud of it and has it hung up in his garage room

Here's Randbot turning his face camera on because someone was making fun of him. The drunken fight he has is very funny, they have like a 3 minute bout about whether or not Rand mowed his lawn

Randbot randomly declares victory and ends the call

Randbot left the stream on all night on accident. When he woke up he played with some devices and flashed his email. it's not very visible

ryan[paul?]johnson@outlook.com
Also I spotted Gator. Sorreh Gator!


Randbot started streaming 7 hours later and is currently streaming right now. There's an intervention going on at the moment

https://rumble.com/v6wt6wk-a-henry-of-a-monday.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_upp_a

Randbot flashed his stream URL and Ralph joined, he is streaming Randbots face without him knowing

https://rumble.com/v6wsqpy-killstream-imholte-anniversary-flops-eternal-epstein-lame-lindsey-more.html?e9s=src_v1_sa%2Csrc_v1_sa_o%2Csrc_v1_ucp_a

 

[BondoBob]

i was browsing a streamer rekt thread and i saw and heard something familiar
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This is a remix song mocking randbot, the remix has been deleted from youtube.
For the love of god some alog in this thread please tell me someone saved it.

I wish somebody had an archive of all those old Ear Juice songs shitting on Randbot from the stream.me days

edit: specifically I remember one that was a parody of thunderstruck about him having his skull cracked that particularly used to irritate him when it was sent in

I found my copy of this gem

Between the time of the kino latrino and the rise of the decline of godwinson, there was an age of undreamed of autistic kino. And unto this, retarded skull dented Randbot, destined to wear the shit filled underpants of a bogan, upon an alcoholic ass. Let me tell you of the days of p-p-peak sektur autism.

Hopefully somebody got the clip of Randbot almost being arrested by the AFP that showed up at his house tonight when somebody swatted him live on Ralph's show. I'll see if I can clip it tomorrow.


Edit edit edit since this thread is glacially slow

We got the clip

https://youtu.be/w3FToIiv_5A

 

[that one Waifu guy]

Wild fucking stream tonight.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

As soon as I saw his epin implying joke about the shotgun I knew the police would be around within days. Why would you say this shit when ralph and the guntsquad are out to get you and you live in AUSTRALIA of all places?

 

[BondoBob]

As soon as I saw his epin implying joke about the shotgun I knew the police would be around within days. Why would you say this shit when ralph and the guntsquad are out to get you and you live in AUSTRALIA of all places?

Brain damage from chronic alcohol abuse, whoever swatted him is a fuckin asshole, but the clip is admittedly pretty funny, it could have gone a lot worse, he absolutely does not know when to just shut the fuck up and be serious.

Clip from the perspective of Ralph's stream where he's facedoxing himself again when it jumps off:

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Brain damage from chronic alcohol abuse, whoever swatted him is a fuckin asshole, but the clip is admittedly pretty funny, it could have gone a lot worse, he absolutely does not know when to just shut the fuck up and be serious.

Clip from the perspective of Ralph's stream where he's facedoxing himself again when it jumps off:
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Holy shit, Rsnd has 10+ Luck calling the cops Faggots and not getting arrested.

Dingo was the Hero of that stream, trying to get Rand to be better for his wife and son.

When Dingo is the most intelligent and sensible person on stream / in the room... Damn.

 

[Mushroom King]

Brain damage from chronic alcohol abuse, whoever swatted him is a fuckin asshole, but the clip is admittedly pretty funny, it could have gone a lot worse, he absolutely does not know when to just shut the fuck up and be serious.

Clip from the perspective of Ralph's stream where he's facedoxing himself again when it jumps off:
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What a Chad. Suckem AFP!