Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Ethan Ralph actually made an offhanded comment about how he'll be going on Pretty Anti Social Podcast

The sow interviewing the pig?

Peak content in the mudpit.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Funniest timeline is Nick and Melton win and then do something so unhinged to celebrate that Aaron gets a successful one on attempt 2.

But I think he gets them, guys rolling around harassing your friends and places of leisure looks insane no matter the context.

 

[Sneed Force One]

This week, Ethan Ralph actually made an offhanded comment about how he'll be going on Pretty Anti Social Podcast with a tentative date of July 31st.

The sow interviewing the pig?

Peak content in the mudpit.

I'm going to save you hours of wasted time:
Ethan Ralph: "Aaron is a snitch faggot cunt [whatever other derogatory term]"
Pretty Anti-Diet Podcast: "Yeah, hmm, yeah, totally!"

Repeat ad-nauseum.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's hard to square the circle on why/how Keanu Thompson has renounced her nominal anti-DV advocacy and decided to begin stooging for an open abuser like Nick,

It's actually not hard at all. What she's doing is not terribly surprising given she's flip-flopped on Aaron multiple times, and we all saw it.

1. She's low IQ.
2. She lacks self-respect.
3. She's amoral.
4. She chooses her alliances based on who she feels has the upper hand at any given time.

As to that last point, recently the pendulum has swung more in Nick's direction than anybody would really like to admit. It started with the Gabe shit (though I still think that was more of a mutual L for all involved), and then continued on through Aaron's plea deal being rejected. Then, just recently, Monty having to withdraw his lawsuit. Now I gird myself against more potential bad news next week regarding the HROs.

Do not worry though, Haru. As you well know, getting into the mud pit with the pig never works out well for anybody. Especially women. That's independent of whatever happens to Nick.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Ethan Ralph: "Aaron is a snitch faggot cunt [whatever other derogatory term]"
Pretty Anti-Diet Podcast: "Yeah, hmm, yeah, totally!"

Ethan Ralph: "Anyway, wanna meet up to fuck?"

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Ethan Ralph: "Anyway, wanna meet up to fuck?"

“The Ralphamale has magic thumbs. Bend over bish!”

 

[Folgers Can]

As I'm sure @ItsAaronIgnoreMe is still reading this thread for useful material, I feel a direct plea is valid.

Don't bother, he already announced last month that he'd quit the Farms cold turkey weeks prior, so every word will fall on deaf ears. Granted, that could have just been a made-up cope in direct reaction to his gayylawgs' exposé around that time unveiling some script-kiddie's meticulous tracking of his then-public KF login activity while he was on vacation (just like some friendly advice warned him about ages ago to no avail), and/or that could just be a fib in reaction to his sentencing fiasco after which any association with the Crackietas' a-logs would just be bad optics for the time being, but there is a very real possibility that ditching an extraordinarily strung-out Farms addiction to go touch grass more was genuinely part of that "epiphany" he's been talking about lately.

If that's truly the case, then congrats to him as it's an advisable move for anyone's mental health, but fuck if it isn't the worst possible timing when so much usable evidence has been continually archived and catalogued here ready to go on a silver platter for private attorneys and law enforcement alike. On the other hand, you have to imagine his continually sending normie attorneys direct links to the internet hate machine must have always been uncomfortable for all involved anyway, no matter how surprisingly accurate the information was again and again. Oh well, qué será será, it was fun while it lasted.

 

[Vibralldo]

It's hard to square the circle on why/how Keanu Thompson has renounced her nominal anti-DV advocacy and decided to begin stooging for an open abuser like Nick, but if she'll do it for Ethan Ralph, who threatens to rape users of this site over their posts and who has literally been recorded committing domestic battery, she'll do it for Nick too. None of these people have any principles and are all beneath contempt.

Keanu is a retard that only examines words on the surface and doesn't have the intellectual depth to understand them further.

She's a DV advocate because the idea of stopping men from beating women makes her happy.

She's friends with Ralph because Ralph's nice to her.

She's incapable of understanding it any further.

 

[Stiffy]

Aaron still reads the thread. He'd be a fool not to heed the sage advice of the wise Kiwi Council minus Balldo's Gate. His only path to victory lies within.

 

[Vibralldo]

Don't bother, he already announced last month that he'd quit the Farms cold turkey weeks prior, so every word will fall on deaf ears. Granted, that could have just been a made-up cope in direct reaction to his gayylawgs' exposé around that time unveiling some script-kiddie's meticulous tracking of his then-public KF login activity while he was on vacation (just like some friendly advice warned him about ages ago to no avail), and/or that could just be a fib in reaction to his sentencing fiasco after which any association with the Crackietas' a-logs would just be bad optics for the time being, but there is a very real possibility that ditching an extraordinarily strung-out Farms addiction to go touch grass more was genuinely part of that "epiphany" he's been talking about lately.

If that's truly the case, then congrats to him as it's an advisable move for anyone's mental health, but fuck if it isn't the worst possible timing when so much usable evidence has been continually archived and catalogued here ready to go on a silver platter for private attorneys and law enforcement alike. On the other hand, you have to imagine his continually sending normie attorneys direct links to the internet hate machine must have always been uncomfortable for all involved anyway, no matter how surprisingly accurate the information was again and again. Oh well, qué será será, it was fun while it lasted.




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Nick's told his fans to email him with any info for the case, so he's probably aware of it already

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Aaron just needs to take the Nick chatlogs that were carefully gathered for him in which Nick sperges about Aaron and his kids for months without end.

The obsession is very clear and it is all documented right here. If he is too dumb and/or lazy to use the search function to get all the juicy evidence that has been sitting right the fuck here for him to use, then I really can't help him.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Aaron still reads the thread. He'd be a fool not to heed the sage advice of the wise Kiwi Council minus Balldo's Gate. His only path to victory lies within.

Sorry, Aaron has to take Ls until Nick has another cokestream. It's the law of the sektur.

 

[Captain Manning]

Sorry, Aaron has to take Ls until Nick has another cokestream. It's the law of the sektur.

I dunno about the law of the sektur, but I think the law of the Balldoverse might be more like this:

Nick takes an legal L. Then you get a cokestream. Then he takes an even bigger L from that.

See Montagraph. Turn your nose up at the guy all you'd like, but I'd like to think we can all agree we owe him that much.

Point being that I think that a Nick L on Wednesday would increase the chances of another cokestream exponentially. Hope for it, but don't count on it

 

[Oxyjen]

I’m mainlining TTV hopium.
A) because it would be funny and B) Melton would have no recourse other than to stop talking about Aaron and switch to the only other target he has any ammunition for: Nick. This would be amazing and long overdue.

 

[not william stenchever]

I don't know how anyone can know the lore and come away with the conclusion that Aaron's the root of all evil. Their hate for him is so raw and incredulous that they almost see the entire world as instruments for or obstacles to Aaron's downfall. It's so asymmetric to the retarded clown he actually is that I can't help but kind of like him when I see him sidestep their traps.

It's quite literally cartoonish. Bugs Bunny and the Roadrunner are taking notes on Aaron's situation. Well, Bugs is probably drawing doodles on his notepad and the Roadrunner is eating insects off the ground but they are paying attention.

 

[Oxyjen]

Aaron just needs to take the Nick chatlogs that were carefully gathered for him in which Nick sperges about Aaron and his kids for months without end.

The obsession is very clear and it is all documented right here. If he is too dumb and/or lazy to use the search function to get all the juicy evidence that has been sitting right the fuck here for him to use, then I really can't help him.

My question is, what exactly is the forum where all these clips or supercuts or transcripts even get to be shown?
As far as I can see so far, the pattern is that Nick’s lawyer goes to see the judge in a secret side room and then the whole thing gets postponed or Nick mysteriously walks.

Even if there’s an opportunity for both sides to be heard in the open, it’ll be what, 5 minutes before a harassed judge tells them all to get the fuck out of her sight?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

What would be the funniest outcome of the TRO/HRO phase of Total Retard War?

1) Nick and Melton both lose
2) Nick loses and Melton wins
3) Nick wins and Melton loses
4) both Win

I think Crackets losing and having a Chernobyl-level meltdown would be hilarious but the snaking he will get from melton if melton loses his cash cow would also be pretty neat.

Mapton losing is my primary hope.
Just because that will make him start to hate Nick.
Both of them losing could be good and he'd still hate Nick, but I think if Nick somehow pulls through and Mapton has to look over at skelefag gloating and being skelefag while he can't talk about his hated enemy Aaron anymore BECAUSE of skelefag?
I think we'll see mapton turn his attentions to nick with hate.

 

[waffle]

Sean seems to believe that really drags down Aaron's likelihood of getting a permanent order against Nick and, though I am loathe to admit it, he's probably right.

Aaron needs to eat crow and just say in court that Nick is his ex-boyfriend to try and short circuit this as much as possible.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Btw, I am highly suspicious of drug use in this stream. He can't stop laughing and giggling like a school girl. It's very different from his recent streams. I would guess alcohol; he's drinking from a fast food cup but I'm not good at these things. He is very very PUMPED UP.

Anyway, I will live to summarize another day. Not this one.


He did that 'I don't care if you think he's a pedo. That's up to you. I don't care what you think.' - paraphrasing.

Yeah, this was the only thing of any interest to me.

 

[not william stenchever]

Yes, I am, thank you. Melton’s SuperTip alone generated more revenue for Rekieta than his previous two streams combined.

I'll post the combined data for this month next Sunday. He streamed so little over the past few weeks that it wasn’t even worth posting in the thread yet.

https://archive.ph/yvXJF

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Dude took a selfie, reviewed it, and decided it was worth publishing across the entire internet. LOL.

It's like Hide-The-Pain-Harold but instead of pain there is a rapenado bound inside of him. Alternatively, Harold crossed with Der Coomer.