DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fuckyoudad]

If there was ever any doubt that the modern vidya industry truly does cater to the consoomer of hate:

To a T is a puzzle adventure game developed by Keita Takahashi's indie studio Uvula, and it follows the odd coming-of-age story of a boy stuck in a T-pose.

 

[Balr0g]

Btw guys, the internet loves him now

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This is also why you hear him bitch so much about “filthy rich” people, but also thinks burning $100 means practically nothing.

Just to add to this just because I love reminding people of it, back when he played Supercard one of the favorite things he loved bitching about on the forums were the "big dogs" and "sweaty meta players" who "spend a lot of money" and always get the top 20 spots in events... he did this while he himself always placed in the top 5 every single week...

 

[Pargon]

If there was ever any doubt that the modern vidya industry truly does cater to the consoomer of hate:

To a T is a puzzle adventure game developed by Keita Takahashi's indie studio Uvula, and it follows the odd coming-of-age story of a boy stuck in a T-pose.

You know what? No cap: written well, with a charming animation style and priced fairly I’d buy that, shit makes me think of the little side stories in Katamari

Double points if it had a char gen, then @Comma could get all kinds of good new gifs

 

[Iron Hamster]

American Truck Simulator is the game Phil is playing. ATS is also Automatic Traction Control System.

or, in DSP(space)gaming land, Another Traumatic Stream

Is he gonna claim all the high scores are from paid shills again?

Well, they certainly aren't by paid Phils (hilarious my laptop autocorrects Phil to Phail)

He would have to show up to the court or at least appear on Zoom if he did it again. For the latter I'm imagining him just doing it in his streaming room. So the judge would be able to see him rocking back and forth and eyes bugging out when he lies.

As the judge laughs at Sonic hat wall.

A very reasonable and warranted response!

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Especially since that's always been his 'selling point' about his garbage.

 

[johnkimble123]

Hey Phil I'm withholding my support... why? Artificial scarcity

 

[Ayynon69]

The GUY is complaining about fanboys and "disney adults" when he is factually one of the worst examples to exist, just for gaming and sweaty men jpgs.

Philip's disney manchild checklist:​

• Is he "stuck in childhood"? Yes.
• Is he obsessed with consuming media? Yes, it is his entire identity.
• Does his obsession cause public embarrassment? Yes, he is mocked relentlessly for not only being a 40yo man that streams baby games but also for being hilariously inept at them.
• Does he, despite being an adult, engage in activities meant for children? Yes, and he will even complain that they are "for kids" and "too easy".
• Does he take pride in his fandom? Yes, nearly every day we get reminders he's a "lifelong gamer" and an "og fgc player".
• Does he ignore flaws in gaming? Yes, despite constant complaining, philip buys every single AAA title and every console.
• Does he spend excessively? lol
• Does he treat gaming as sacred? Yes, meltdowns over minor changes to "the way he remembers things" are frequent.

He is such a soyboy but the self image he has constructed is that of a "blue collar gamer" solely because he likes to complain more than anyone else. This faggot could not be more delusional.



Look at this fucking setup, the barbie lights and children's plushie. Look at his 99% bf physique. This could be the longest, most sublime parody sketch ever made but it is actually just mental illness lol

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

130/150. Guess gta4 didn’t get him to the goal. I bet he’s glad he dumped donkey Kong for this

 

[thirstymcgee]

130/150. Guess gta4 didn’t get him to the goal. I bet he’s glad he dumped donkey Kong for this

Let's be real, he boasts about success and not having to worry about purchasing shit anymore because of his liquidity payment every week from Kick.

When thus goes away, and it will, he has 2 options. One, to start only counting tips to the goal, or two, he starts combining his 2 streams to hit a goal.

There is not a chicken-dicks chance he is still doing this in another 20 years.

 

[Jang Joo]

DSP playing Nintendo games is underrated. Phil being too dumb of a gorilla for games made for children has to be pretty close to peak entertainment.

 

[Pickle Man]

Surprised noone had mention it yet but in August it going to be the 20th anniversary of him getting 4th place at EVO. The only accomplishments in his life beside jerking off on stream.

 

[Moar Krabs]

130/150. Guess gta4 didn’t get him to the goal. I bet he’s glad he dumped donkey Kong for this

Dont worry Jaxx will come through tonight

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

You know what? No cap: written well, with a charming animation style and priced fairly I’d buy that, shit makes me think of the little side stories in Katamari

Holy shit I had no idea "I can feel the cosmos" is from Katamari Damacy and not just something Chris Chan made up in that one video. That tracks actually. He's always quoting stuff he heard once.

On topic: DSP is a retarded faggot. Also I watched that new DSP/KC minidoc that somebody linked above, and it goes into a lot of detail about one of Phil's more recent dents. They truly are like 75 IQ mother-dependent mouth breathers to the man. Phil radiates "king of the most retarded manchildren in the world" energy and they truly do flock to him loyally.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Surprised noone had mention it yet but in August it going to be the 20th anniversary of him getting 4th place at EVO. The only accomplishments in his life beside jerking off on stream.

If Phail trots this anniversary out, will the dents shower him with money? He knows the shrieks of laughter from the detractors will be thunderous. As greedy as Phail is, his thin skin and fragile ego must be protected. He already gets pissy when reminded of people laughing at his dozens of high-end colognes. I don't know what to expect.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

How assmad do you have to be to say that Mario Kart world on Switch 2 is the worst Mario Kart of all time, and no one is playing it?

 

[KevJ]

130/150. Guess gta4 didn’t get him to the goal. I bet he’s glad he dumped donkey Kong for this

Sakai or whoever the generous new idiot is hit the goal late

Shitty gta play through will continue

 

[Elite Kipchak]

How assmad do you have to be to say that Mario Kart world on Switch 2 is the worst Mario Kart of all time, and no one is playing it?

because it makes him look like a retard and he desperately wants any excuse to quit it. he gets paid well for it though so greed is overpowering ego for now. one missed goal and it's toast.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

because it makes him look like a retard and he desperately wants any excuse to quit it. he gets paid well for it though so greed is overpowering ego for now. one missed goal and it's toast.

Not to mention the trolls can easily join in the fun.

You know pandalee17 and RIPLinda made Phil silently seethe.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Sakai or whoever the generous new idiot is hit the goal late

Shitty gta play through will continue

Let me guess it was another one of those tips that came in during the slideshow or right as he was about to sign off

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Btw guys, the internet loves him now

Since we're reaching the one year anniversary of the Kino Casino arc and it's time for our obligatory day off debate, what were some of your favorite moments of this entire shitshow? I'm talking about minor things, not the KING SNAKE stream, the little events that stuck with you and everyone seems to have forgotten.

For me it has to be that moment where Phil was reacting to Kino Casino talking about Rich and then he moved his webcam to make it look like it was on the show. I still randomly think back of that moment and get that "aww" feeling of embarrassment in my gut, like when you watched a movie with your parents and then the characters started singing, that kind of "stop it!" feeling, you know the one.

It was such a small moment but it gave a deep insight into the pathetic state of Phil as a person. The thing is that if that was somebody else, I would have felt terrible, because that moment shows a deeply isolated person desperate for someone he can call a friend. Many of us thought of Phil as the loser kid who would do embarrassing things for the cool kids clique just so they could laugh at him and make him feel like he belonged, and moments like that truly showed just how lonely Phil is, but he's such a fucking asshole that all I feel is the embarrassment, because they did offer him an actual friendship he didn't deserve and all he did was piss on it, make excuses and then cry that people treated him unfairly, even though he downright said he only saw them as a way to benefit himself.

Only Phil can take a situation where they used him as his personal clown and somehow end up looking like a massive cunt who deserves to be mocked.