Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Mexican chuddy, you are meat to kiss the feet of someone who shakes hands with Muslims and communists! That's the law!
That's the most ESL insult I've ever read.
No one tell Sparkletor 2.0 that he just committed a self own to his own race too, using this logic. (White people are probably the biggest drug addicts on the planet)
So you are saying that Mexicans saw the virgin Mary in the jungle because they were on drugs. That actually makes perfect sense.
If you struck me, I would shove a finger in your eye
Claudio does have cat-like reflexes. He was quick enough to catch and rape a cat after all.
Last time I checked, an angel and God Himself aren't humans.
So the angels and God personally grant sainthood upon people and not it's not other humans who do it. I must have misunderstood Catholicism.
Do you want me to bring the homosexuality rates from your demographic?
Percent of people named Claudio in this thread who are homosexual = 100%

How 'bout them statistics?
 
Yes, it means you're a massive chad.
Why, thanks!
Yes.

Yeah, I know what you mean. That being said, You’re falling back on guilt by association because you hate getting confronted with your own hypocrisy.
YOU do know?

Then don't mind if I do!

Matthew 7:1-5
“Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye.

I saw it from afar as it was coming,
I foresaw that it was incoming.
Despite these spectacles to see what's in store,
Through your words I see more!
You’re so predictable, btw. I already know that your next response is going to be something along the lines of “You can’t answer yes and no questions just like Sparkletor!!!!!!!!1111” and then you’re going to pull up my messages from before I said I would refrain from using slurs for an epic WIN (bonus points if you pull up the one of me saying the S-word because I was also using it to make a point about your hypocrisy there)
You do know you did what I asked, right?

There goes your UNO Reverse card.

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Why, thanks!

YOU do know?

Then don't mind if I do!

Matthew 7:1-5
“Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye.

I saw it from afar as it was coming,
I foresaw that it was incoming.
Despite these spectacles to see what's in store,
Through your words I see more!

You do know you did what I asked, right?

There goes your UNO Reverse card.

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That only took you half an hour to think of. Impressive!

You do realize those verses apply to you 100x more than they apply to me, right? You’re calling me a hypocrite because of guilt by association and nothing else. I’m calling you a hypocrite because this thread is filled with countless examples of you being a hypocrite. There’s even one in this very post! Funny that!
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No, "Christian". You can't just erase the context and get away with it!
 
Claudio, I have a genuine question for you: did you go to college? If so, what did you major in?
This is a bit of a sore spot for @Claudio Hernández Castañeda. Claudio is studying Health Psychology, a relatively simple 4 year degree, but he is going on 8+ years now with nothing to show for it. How embarrassing!
 
This is a bit of a sore spot for @Claudio Hernández Castañeda. Claudio is studying Health Psychology, a relatively simple 4 year degree, but he is going on 8+ years now with nothing to show for it. How embarrassing!
It’s really paying off, considering that it took him 28 minutes to respond to two messages, one of which being a single sentence long!
 
Your so called brother-in-Christ keeps calling me racial terms around my skin. @JohnnyGringo keeps calling me a mongoloid, and @Sperg Spectating keeps calling me nigger.
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I know there's another definition where it refers to a racial term, but that one is an adjective and the way JohnnyGringo (and almost everyone who uses it today) uses it as a simple synonym for "idiot."
 
He's still in college, going for Psychology IIRC.
This is a bit of a sore spot for @Claudio Hernández Castañeda. Claudio is studying Health Psychology, a relatively simple 4 year degree, but he is going on 8+ years now with nothing to show for it. How embarrassing!
It’s really paying off, considering that it took him 28 minutes to respond to two messages, one of which being a single sentence long!

Assuming Claudio is studying at the National Autonomous University of Mexico (which I frankly doubt since to get in there you need to have at least a working neuron), technically, he would not even be able to graduate anymore. The way the degree system works at that university is that it only validates your credits within a period equal to twice the number of years required for the degree. In Claudio's case, since his degree is a four-year program, the time limit for graduating is eight years. What a shame Claudio (:_(
 
National Autonomous University of Mexico (which I frankly doubt since to get in there you need to have at least a working neuron)
He’s a nepo baby admission.
Claudia was a rehearsal teacher for the Taller de Coreografía (Choreography Workshop) of the UNAM. Well trained in classical dancing, Claudia began her career as a dancer for the workshop. When Claudia gave birth to Claudio, she was given the opportunity to become a rehearsal teacher by her boss, Gloria Contreras. In an audio interview (archive) that she gave in 2016, she mentioned that she was able to bring her son at 2 months old, which gives some truth towards what Claudio claimed, that his mom brought him in to work, and allowed him to listen to classical music. In that same interview, it seems that she was well aligned with left leaning political beliefs of that time, which I will go over later. Claudio was telling the truth in the fact that a “Bellas Artes faggot” by the name of Diego Vasquez, was the one that fired Claudia from her job at the workshop. Diego eventually began gutting the workshop where Claudia tried to preserve her former boss’s legacy, along with the rich history of the workshop (archive).
 
ssuming Claudio is studying at the National Autonomous University of Mexico (which I frankly doubt since to get in there you need to have at least a working neuron), technically, he would not even be able to graduate anymore. The way the degree system works at that university is that it only validates your credits within a period equal to twice the number of years required for the degree. In Claudio's case, since his degree is a four-year program, the time limit for graduating is eight years. What a shame Claudio (:_(
According to @JohnnyGringo he attends UNAM Iztacala.
 
Oh, excuse me. I was busy reading Parlo's thread. He's going to, predictably, make a video about it. If only...

Ah! Now that you mention it, my fellow quirky @JohnnyGringo. Did you know that one of the conspirators of my mother's firing was a black American called Julius? Yes, you heard me, you gringos have actually, and directly, affected my mother's livelihood for the last 5 years! Isn't that cute? @Sperg Spectating @Goycast Guy @DoNotFeedTheSneed

Can't wait for the asteroid to just happen to land in your country, buddy ol' pal! @Sparkletor 2.0
He’s a nepo admission.
Don't make me roll my eyes.

@JohnnyGringo clearly didn't tell you retards that she had been working there for 15+ years at that point, right? WOW, it's almost like... She was a valuable asset! SHOCKER!
According to @JohnnyGringo he attends UNAM Iztacala.
Hm, wait.

"The word 'Iztacala'" comes from the Nahuatl language and translates to 'white house' or 'white place.'"

I would totally love to shove @Sperg Spectating into a white void so he starves to death. Only one can dream.
 
@JohnnyGringo clearly didn't tell you retards that she had been working there for 15+ years at that point, right? WOW, it's almost like... She was a valuable asset! SHOCKER!
A valuable asset... you make it really hard to believe that she isn't a stripper.
 
Don't make me roll my eyes.

@JohnnyGringo clearly didn't tell you retards that she had been working there for 15+ years at that point, right? WOW, it's almost like... She was a valuable asset! SHOCKER!
“I didn’t get into university through nepotism!”
*next line is him admitting he got into college through nepotism*
Lol
 
He’s a nepo baby admission.
Don't make me roll my eyes.

@JohnnyGringo clearly didn't tell you retards that she had been working there for 15+ years at that point, right? WOW, it's almost like... She was a valuable asset! SHOCKER!

What a fucking liar. Luckily, I know the system because I'm part of it. No, your mother didn't need to be “a valuable asset” to get you the place you're now wasting. The UNAM system allows its employees (from cleaning staff to professors) to enroll their children in a system known as “university initiation.” Basically, it guarantees them both a high school education and a university education within the UNAM system simply because they’re the children of a university employee.
 
My mother's ex-boss was fucking named Contreras, so you better fucking drop the nepo statements because I don't think you even know what the fuck that means.

For the ones that have one neuron dead, and the other in a coma, that means she had an entirely different surname. Personally, the only thing I respect from that woman is that she did a good job in promoting the arts and give my mom's job. The dumbass, at some point, got groomed into being a socialist.

I'm not fucking lying to you when I say that my early adult self rose a FUCKING EYEBROW when, in her memorandum in the UNAM, they showed fucking singing the socialist hymn in FUCKING HOSPITAL.

Before you do it, I'll do it myself.

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Spoiler alert: She lived in a small mansion that had 2 floors, with 3 people hired to clean every single fucking day. I went there once because my FATHER (When will you people notice I have never called him "Dad"? It's not just because I'm 29, btw) wasn't available to fucking keep tabs on me, making my mom have to take me with her.
 
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