Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Sperg Spectating]

What the fuck? Lmfao

Well a CO2 induced comma doesn't really make sense.

I think you meant "coma".

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

You're a literal retard with a straw for a throat and can't finish college. You're the guy who gets in the tub naked to wash his dog. You're the manchild who raped a cat to death. You're the 29 yr old who feels a sexual attraction to a kids lego character.

WHY WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

— You

I’m white of course I’m superior.

Superior in being 8%, yet 54%. Maybe.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Maybe your mom would get more customers if she took a bath. Then she wouldn't have to clean rich women's mansions. Have you considered this?

Who am I trying to kid? She'd still smell like a Mexican. That smell doesn't wash off.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Well, MAYBE you are superior in something else:

In being the means to ruin everywhere else. @Goycast Guy.

I’m white of course I’m superior

Can you see it now? @DoNotFeedTheSneed

People like him, I absolutely abhor. You have no fucking idea how much hatred I feel when I see him be smug.

Let's say that mixing scissors and his lips sounds very swell right about now.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Claudio, you might want to turn the Grammarly back on, you're starting to sound even more like a babbling nigger retard than usual.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

The hypothetical killing of his mother? For failing him.

The hypothetical execution of his father? For not educating @Goycast Guy.

If you don't understand by now, @DoNotFeedTheSneed, you are doing it on purpose.

Play with the horns, you get the bull. And this time, you don't have things to stab it with.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Let's say that mixing scissors and his lips sounds very swell right about now.

You should stop mixing your spit with the neighbors dog.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Claudio, you might want to turn the Grammarly back on, you're starting to sound even more like a babbling nigger retard than usual.

Hm.

Yeah. Learning you were sold to Epstein type of people sounds like a good fate for the likes of you.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Hm.

Yeah. Learning you were sold to Epstein type of people sounds like a good fate for the likes of you.

There’s no underage users on this site there’s not anyone here who could be sold to Epstein. Except your boyfriend obviously.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

You should stop mixing your spit with the neighbors dog.

Unprompted zoophilia themed fantasy from Hayden-Peel?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I already answered. Attention, you need to pay it!

I was gonna make a Yoda joke but @Goycast Guy beat me to it.

E
A
S
Y

Your team is bearing the sins, on other people in me. You cannot see, you cannot hear, you won't feel what I perceive.

Guilt by association again? You’re a broken record. Get better material.

Belittled despite doing nothing wrong.

> Scalping @Goycast Guy's mom over 33 minutes and 33 seconds.
> Hanging @Goycast Guy over 33 minutes in a way that he doesn't die until the 33th minute arrives, allowing him to choke to death. First by having the noose at breathable level, then raising at minute 0, just enough for him to be able to breathe if he tiptoes on the stool─That's where needles come in! Pinches increase every few mins. It's his choice if he dies earlier!
> Forgot his father

For one of these retards' mothers:
> Forced at gun point to stare at a mirror in a silent, dim room, until she goes nuts.

Someone else's mother:
> Forced to stay inside the most silent chamber ever until she snaps.

Do you need more examples? Maybe the "Ack" ones? One was about evisceration, after all!

Called a liar, yet I spoke truth.

You have lied several times. You lied about your placement test, you lied about watching Griffin Gaming, You lied about something else too, but we’ll get to that later in the post

Good people deserve happiness and freedom.

Evil people do not.

Uproot it from the plains of grains, least it festers the rest.

Multiple people tried to give you opportunities to leave this place, Claudio. Even the man who made this very thread. This may surprise you, but the people on this site usually aren’t bad people. Deep down, they truly want what’s best for everyone. But you never listened. You made your bed and now you’re sleeping in it.

Character assassination is something I do not tolerate, gone through this I already have. You lack sympathy because I'm not white, and your apathy is because I'm not with a woman.

I lack sympathy? I went out of my way to try to find a therapy center in your area AND despite the rules against giving lolcows advice so you’d have someone to talk to. Your other statement is even more egregious. I have explained before that I don’t care if anyone is gay. That’s not my issue with you. My issue with you is that you’re a liar, a massive hypocrite, and a probable cat rapist.

I don't need help.
It's already too late.
Sometimes I can hear its cries.
The loving child my mom once knew,
Died back in my eleventh year.
UNAM, they waited until he was in a wheelchair to give him what he deserved, humiliated him they did.

I thought you weren’t in a wheelchair?

If I use a wheelchair, how would I struggle carrying a Remington?

I love how you retards keep implying I'm on a wheelchair, when my disease is actually pretty fucking mild

God doesn't like liars.

Edit: I genuinely misunderstood his poem and I am sorry for making this false claim.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

There’s no underage users on this site there’s not anyone here who could be sold to Epstein. Except your boyfriend obviously.

You... think he only """managed""" minors for his clientele? Lol, lmao even

Retard.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You have no fucking idea how much hatred I feel when I see him be smug.

I thought you were a stoic champ and didn't feel strong emotions. Was that another lie?

Play with the horns, you get the bull. And this time, you don't have things to stab it with.

You are not a bull. You are a cow. A lolcow.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Unprompted zoophilia themed fantasy from Hayden-Peel?

What does Hayden mean? I’m very curious.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

You have lied several times. You lied about your placement test,

...What are you even talking about?

you lied about watching Griffin Gaming,

What?

Multiple people tried to give you opportunities to leave this place, Claudio.

Wow. Maybe, I don't know.

These """"people""" shouldn't have even created this thread!

Even the man who made this very thread.

The retard wants me in Hell through suicide. Your team is filled with evil people.

Reminder, Kiwifarms won't survive this decade, nor will Jewshua.

This may surprise you, but the people on this site usually aren’t bad people. Deep down, they truly want what’s best for everyone.

Prove it.

Prove it right now.

The thread, remove the lies or delete it.

If you don't, then you lied.

I lack sympathy?

Yes you do. 4nd of story.

I have explained before that I don’t care if anyone is gay.

God hates liars. Do me a favor and knock yourself out.

That’s not my issue with you. My issue with you is that you’re a liar, a massive hypocrite, and a probable cat rapist.

No evidence I raped a cat. I saved a cat from dying in pain by putting him down.

I thought you weren’t in a wheelchair?

I was talking about my grandpa you FUCKING RETARD.

Kill yourself.

No, really.

I want you in Hell. I really, really fucking hate you for making fun of him.

I REALLY FUCKING HATE YOU.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

These """"people""" shouldn't have even created this thread!

Why not? Why should I have not made this thread.

I was talking about my grandpa you FUCKING RETARD.

It's sad really what happened to your grandpa. Imagine being so retarded you can't even walk right. Sad! It runs in the family.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I was talking about my grandpa you FUCKING RETARD.

You shouldn't disrespect your quesadilla loving grandpa by mentioning him with your lispy cocksucking lips.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Prove it.

Prove it right now.

Can you not read? Literally read the thread Claudio. I know you are deficient in oxygen because of your tube throat but holy shit man; how many times do we need to prove the same shit you? We've proven it 100x over.

4nd of story.

ESL moment. "End of story"

God hates liars. Do me a favor and knock yourself out.

God loves people. He would ask that you follow him and repent your sins. God would ask that you be nice to and love those around you. An Aztec god though? An Aztec god would ask that someone hurt themselves; much like what you're saying above.

No evidence I raped a cat. I saved a cat from dying in pain by putting him down.

Putting a cat down by raping it isn't mercy Claudio.

FUCKING RETARD

Kill yourself.

No, really.

I want you in Hell. I really, really fucking hate you for making fun of him.

I REALLY FUCKING HATE YOU.

This doesn't seem like Christianly language Claudio. This seems like Tezcatlipoca language.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

What are you even talking about?

Nope, I still had to do the test and have a score high enough. Get fucked.

Plus, you do realize that my mom worked ON THE ARTS section of the university complex, right? NOT THE HUMANITARY SCIENCES.

Plot twist: I already would get in no matter what─

Because of this:



GET FUCKED. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What?

I haven't watched Griffin, dumbshit.

Yes you have. Not only have you watched him, but you have donated to him. Why lie about something so trivial?

At 0:27,
>Also Claus with the 100 pesos, I will watch and comment on your videos still

(Preservetube)

Prove it.

Prove it right now.

The thread, remove the lies or delete it.

If you don't, then you lied.

I’m not @Sperg Spectating, nor was I even involved in the creation of the OP.

God hates liars. Do me a favor and knock yourself out.

Spoiler: Powerleveling

My best friend of 8 years is gay and I was the one who set him up with his current boyfriend. You’re not getting any more than that.

I was talking about my grandpa you FUCKING RETARD.

Kill yourself.

No, really.

I want you in Hell. I really, really fucking hate you for making fun of him.

I REALLY FUCKING HATE YOU.

My bad, Claudio. Genuinely. I’m sorry for misrepresenting you here. I’ll go so far as to officially recant my statement.

I, DoNotFeedTheSneed, retract any and all false claims that @Claudio Hernández Castañeda is in a wheelchair. It was a genuine misunderstanding on my part and I admit fault. I also apologize for any perceived slight against his grandfather.

Your English is already hard to follow. Your poetry even more so.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Since you like poems, I wrote this for you.

Ode to Claudio

---

There once was a boy named Claudio
As dumb as a bowl of spaghetti ohs
He looked at his thread
And cried in his bed
His mom got a rockin' body though

By Sparkletor ©2025