Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

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I do hope to see the good ending with Zoey. The rainbow always shines after a rainstorm.:optimistic::feels:

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I'm drunk
Its a very common feeling around here.
 
I do hope to see the good ending with Zoey. The rainbow always shines after a rainstorm.:optimistic::feels:

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Its a very common feeling around here.
I was thinking of stealing a shopping cart from this local supermarket in honor of her upcoming 20th birthday but there is a very real possibility she gets her life in order and her thread gets moved to lolcows of history by the time january rolls around...
 
I was thinking of stealing a shopping cart from this local supermarket in honor of her upcoming 20th birthday but there is a very real possibility she gets her life in order and her thread gets moved to lolcows of history by the time january rolls around...
You can be the replacement Zoey. How much do you hate carrots, love Mitsuba, and want to have sex with Null?
 
What car would Zoey get that isn't a gokart? I'm thinking a Volkswagen Beetle. A very run down one lol.
She'd get a old beater car and cover it in stickers of Mitsuba.

Imagine the mitsuba-mobile.
I would argue that the three main ingredients of a Tiffany are putrid Jewblood, stagnant Floridan swamp water and unfettered access to mindmelting anime,
That is what comprises her physical form, but Zoey's twisted cat torturing soul will live on long after her corporeal form is in the ground, like a retarded Sauron.
 
With the ever rising uptick of ipad babies and children being exposed to the internet I hope, no PRAY she doesn't make the same mistake that her parents did. I know I SURE won't...
With Ork magic, the stickers would make it luckier and faster. Pic related:
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If I had to guess Zoey strikes me as someone who would play either Tyranids or Night Lords.
 
WeebMobile shopping cart bros.
Can we come up with a AI Generated Itasha/Weeb Shopping-race-kart?

Has Zoey applied for the correct gibs (SSI) yet or is she still trying to get SSDI despite 0 work history?
She applied last year but was denied. IIRC.
Unsure if she bothered again or needed to submit actual documentation after just being told no.
 
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