DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Too many parts of the KC arc I love to pick a favourite but a criminally underrated part is the Tolomeo interview.
I think another good one was Phil’s revenge interview with Craig. Phil being gassed up and thinking that he could wring an apology from Craig was hilarious for one, but Craig basically not putting up with Phil’s bullshit to the point that Phil had to take the Internet Tough Guy way out -and fuck it up- was the cherry on top.
 
The flexing of "I have a resurgence" was probbaly one of my highlights considering how everyone was still shitting on Phil.
I also enjoyed ‘the spotlight is being turned back on my detractors’ line despite nobody but Phillip being interested in rambling on about them (and a small Keem/Doody spat over money).

I think another good one was Phil’s revenge interview with Craig.
I’ve never watched it all the way through. Phillip mistaking talking over someone with being ‘tough’ is a rough watch to me.

I forgot how legendary the ending is though. The first ever ragequit by an interview host in history.
“Go f-……..”.
 
I forgot how legendary the ending is though. The first ever ragequit by an interview host in history.
“Go f-……..”.
Afterward was funny too. It was opposite of the first one. This time DSP thought he got wrecked afterward but the Larpers + KC convinced him he totally won which is something he believes to this day.
 
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The guys just a faggot trying to own the detractors. Hope the $200 was well spent.
 
The flexing of "I have a resurgence" was probbaly one of my highlights considering how everyone was still shitting on Phil.
Phil still says "people like me now". When he says that, he doesn't mean us. He means online people with more money and followers than him. That's why Phil still desperately DMs anyone with online clout when he can use them for anything.

KC, Keem, etc... this is the only thing you've awakened in Phil. Hopefully it leads to funny like a DSP Lolsuite saga.
 
My Derich theory was always that Phil treated him well because he was one of the tiny handful of genuine fans.
I'm two months late to this post but whatever, Derich is one of a tiny, tiny handful of dents who completely uncritically consumed Phil's content without complaining about it. This is why Phil treated him well. Derich is exactly who Phil wants as a fan. A completely uncritical passive consumer who only praises him and never calls out his greed. I also think Phil was in some special ed classes as a child and learned to be nicer to obviously special people but that part is just a pet theory.
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What the fuck is this shit?

I don't recognize a single fucking thing these niggers talk about - do they seriously watch DSP streams or restream that shit? I get the prestreas but they do know that nobody watches the gameplay streams at all and that's not an exaggeration right?

Given the number of specific titles they have for DSP-like khantent I'm beginning to think DSP might just be telling the truth that these people literally only make khantent about DSP and would lose all their income if he went away? Or am I missing something here.
Is this another appeal to Null so you can get headpats again and get on his stream? Why does anyone have to explain this to you? It's the same shit that gets discussed here, dude.
I don't want to have to defend the content but you have fallen off since you were a mod here like years ago. I don't know what happened to you but you have been a nigger.

It's called a community. Phil gave everyone a breather for a week and they got the most views ever for their shit. They don't rely on Phil being there as much as he lead you to believe.
I guess this is the issue with only watching clips and never watching him, ever. You're going to miss shit and go WTF IS THIS I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON THIS IS DUMB.
 
FWIW I’d rate that new Kino/Phil documentary as poor and suggest any seasoned detractors don’t bother.

It completely speed runs the kino arc and by 38 minutes has become a PWR documentary. It misses A LOT.

Imho it portrays Phil as poor simple man, who does a bit of begging but just wants to play games with friends.
It falls into the trap of portraying detractors as a ‘hive mind’ that sit typing on laptops in dark warehouses.
Apparently the null interview is a raging success for Phillip.

It’s generally badly researched. The presenter laughs at the ‘randomness’ of RTU having a bird picture during the 666 stream.
He also says “They call his fans dents…. I think this is an implication they are mentally disabled?”.
And plenty of other badly researched parts.

Phil still says "people like me now". When he says that, he doesn't mean us. He means online people with more money and followers than him. That's why Phil still desperately DMs anyone with online clout when he can use them for anything

He used to say it half heartedly but haven’t heard it recently. I think when nobody replied to the desperate DMs we know he was sending out he realised he was done.
 
I'm two months late to this post but whatever, Derich is one of a tiny, tiny handful of dents who completely uncritically consumed Phil's content without complaining about it. This is why Phil treated him well. Derich is exactly who Phil wants as a fan. A completely uncritical passive consumer who only praises him and never calls out his greed. I also think Phil was in some special ed classes as a child and learned to be nicer to obviously special people but that part is just a pet theory.
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I'll throw this in there too that it helped that his family is I'd wager pretty rich judging by both the frequency, length and locations his family takes vacations bouncing from Hong Kong, Japan, Singapore all in one go meaning there's a possibility he might sneak his parents credit card again.
 
Is this another appeal to Null so you can get headpats again and get on his stream? Why does anyone have to explain this to you? It's the same shit that gets discussed here, dude.
I don't want to have to defend the content but you have fallen off since you were a mod here like years ago. I don't know what happened to you but you have been a nigger.

It's called a community. Phil gave everyone a breather for a week and they got the most views ever for their shit. They don't rely on Phil being there as much as he lead you to believe.
I guess this is the issue with only watching clips and never watching him, ever. You're going to miss shit and go WTF IS THIS I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON THIS IS DUMB.
I don't even really watch clips except for one or two that get posted here and some stuff by poem. That's about it.

It's neuroprotective bro. One of my favourite things was and has always been makint fun of "detractors" lol.
 
It completely speed runs the kino arc and by 38 minutes has become a PWR documentary. It misses A LOT.
Yeah, that was my thoughts on this. It was for normies. It barely hit on the catalyst for the whole thing ending was the Truthseekers interview. After it turned into a pwr documentary, it didn't mention that PWR got on everyone'd radar cause he was threatening Lex.
 
So, who do you think gave Phil the legal eagle idea? Keem? His parents? Kat inbetween her hourly snack pizza consumption?
Nobody. I think Phil saw the H3H3 shenanigans and saw a chance to do what he's wanted for a decade to trolls that stole his millions of dollars. He's been saying for years that he COULD sue and would WIN if he was rich. He could also sue Twitch and many others. The lolsuite saga is so in Phil and we need to make it happen.
 
If you think about it there weren't many people who actually were able to talk to Phil on a level of friendship or partnership. John Rambo was probably the first, most likely also acting like a sort of conduit to others like Howard. Panda perhaps too though she also began to bite back later on. Only other person I can actually think of would be Brightsideviking who was a big Phil supporter back then and also argued with many detractors even going on the SoK podcast from time to time (including the infamous "no you dumb bitch it wasn't fraudulent!" soundbite). But after that he hasn'T really got anyone he can talk with. Probably the reason why he tried to latch himself on the Sidescrollers and now the Kino Casino. Though the Sidescrollers were probably way more open to him then Triple P (you know the drill). Imagine he had been more honest with Sidescrollers. He might have been a sometime guest or even do gaming streams with them. But as usual Phil fucked up. Rule number 1 in this slwo moving trainwreck: Phil's biggest detractor is Phil himself. Most detractors just highlight what he says and this mongoloid doesn't realize that he says his idiocies into the void that is the Internet and therefor stays there.

You see, JohnRambo also satisfied requirement number 1.
During the Rambo and Howard VLOG, they said that Phil would only use Rambo to make co-op episodes/co-commentary, since apparently Phil views got a nice boost from having Rambo.
Rambo even said that Phil was not even paying him for the fuel needed for the constant back and forth, and he would message him constantly "so when are we recording again?"
Even the guy he considered his best friend, he was just exploiting. It's sickening lol.

Pandalee satisfied requirement number 1 in a different way. Phil used her to show he's a big manly man, not one of those incel losers like his dents.

Every friendship Phil ever had was just a business transanction. If you are useless to Phil, you cannot be his "friend".
 
I think another good one was Phil’s revenge interview with Craig. Phil being gassed up and thinking that he could wring an apology from Craig was hilarious for one, but Craig basically not putting up with Phil’s bullshit to the point that Phil had to take the Internet Tough Guy way out -and fuck it up- was the cherry on top.
"People actually like me, Craig."
 
Is it possible for Kat to ever not satisfy requirement 1? He's obviously been embarrassed of how FAT and inept she is. She's not giving Phil much if any value above incel with how she is now, and detractors have known for years Phil has said himself that they sleep separately and the weird calling her Mom shit.

The problem now is if he boots Kat out, she may be able to get half the dentbux.
 
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