The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[DSHK]

It says something when the caste system is so vile that people would rather convert to Islam.

Hindoodoos are lucky that the outside world knows basically nothing about their revolting "culture". Most Americans still think theyre smart nerdy computer geeks due to selection bias rather than the street shitting goblins stuck 2000 years in the past that they are.

 

[Coldgrip]

Everything happening in India is unironically something straight out of Chaos. To be exact, Nurgle. Shit everywhere? Disease blooming hard when the Ganges overflow? Corpse eating? Shit and piss devouring? On top of the Jeets being so slavish to their families in general? Classic Nurgle. If Jews are Tzeentch, Faggots are Slaanesh, Muzzies are Khorne, then Jeets are Nurgle.

Now that's just insulting to Papa Nurgle.

 

[Konstantinopel Retaker]

This is the cope listed on the International Rape Statistics homepage, used to explain why sweden has higher rape per capita than fucking South Africa (and was #6 world wide last time i checked). Honestly, i am not sure what to think due to the influx of shitskins over the past decade+ in the EU. I am sure there's a mass of rapes that go unreported in Rajahstan.

I can't speak for Sweden because I'm straight, but here in another Nordic country our rape rate has gone up by 545% since 2015 where we opened our borders due to the refugee crisis. I'm not surprised that Sweden has a lot of rape. They locked up some poor Swedish woman for publishing a study that showed that immigrants commit most rape in the country.
As for Indians - the average Indian male has lower grip strength than the average Scandinavian women, so they won't be molesting too many women here.

 

[DSHK]

 

[Judge Holden]

Round and Round the poo must spin....


Alright, I finally get to visit the slightly less heinous fucking desert shithole province (allegedly) after countless drops in Rajasthan.

In case you want some fun facts uh....it was added as one of the several Jeet civilisations in Age of Empires 2 and is also the site of a fairly horrifying race riot in 2002 where hindoo jeets led by none other than the current king of poo Modi himself went on a rape and murder spree against kebab jeets that reached Nanking levels sick shit.

Anyway, that cheerful factoid out the way let us dive in to the stench...





Overall pretty much as I expected, seems a touch less literally unga bunga than Rajasthan but nevertheless is still an abject desert shithole

 

[Waffle Iron]

As for Indians - the average Indian male has lower grip strength than the average Scandinavian women, so they won't be molesting too many women here.

Pajeets hunt in packs

 

[ZazietheBeast]

As for Indians - the average Indian male has lower grip strength than the average Scandinavian women, so they won't be molesting too many women here.

They operate like Goblins. The use superior numbers to overwhelm their foes.



And since we live in Clown World, the King's guard are protecting these foul creatures as well.

 

[llllIllIllIIIIllI]

To do our work properly we needed access to certain databases and shared drives, but these are handled by different jurisdictions.

The entire fundamental concept of segregating basic shit you need as a programmer is completely and entirely a result of shitty Indians jeeting up the tech sector and the dipshit corporation being unable to admit it's just jeets that are causing the problem. In America if you purposefully fuck shit up, it's called negligence and you can be sued over it, which works because you are white and have an address. Corporations know that jeets will not be sue-able. India has extradition with the USA but everyone knows how it won't go anywhere, there's 20 of them living in one room and they are all named and look the same. Jeets are masters at getting a job and laying low for fucking years then all of a sudden changing shit so that everyone has to ask them for access now. Note how every white company doesn't have any of this, "oh see u have to ask a team that then reaches out to another team and then requests access for you so that you will get it 30 minutes before the end of your last contract day". Again, corporations ASSUME that if a jeet gets into the database they are just going to drop it within the first 10 seconds.

There is no fucking reason why the programmers can't have access to production databases it's just smelly jeets who jeeted it up.

I literally could not believe the first time I heard at the shitty corp I worked at a long time ago, when I heard that.
>>"Oh see yeah see you can't attach a debugger to production you guys don't have access to where the software actually runs"
>So how do we solve the newest problem they put in?
>>No idea ask Pramjeet
>>Oh right see what you have to do is log everything like literally every single line so basically think in the fifth dimension of every possible thing that could go wrong
>>Also you can't view the logs they go to some shitty logging software also because there are so many incoming logs because we log everything because nobody has access to production, the log server is spammed so it only holds things for 24 hours also we won't tell you when the customer experiences the problem
>Ok so can I access that?
>>No that's a different shitty jeet
>So basically to solve one ticket I have to spend months writing logs for every possible scenario, spend 2 months spamming some shitty jeet to get them to accept the PR, then spam some shitty jeet for another 2 months to get access to the logging software, then spend 2 months refreshing the log server hoping my exception gets hit so then I can see what the problem is then solve it in the code then spend another 2 months spamming the first shitty jeet again to accept the new PR
>>Yes that's how we do it here
>Or you could just give me access to production
>>Not possible not possible you see, a bunch of shitty jeets always get in there and leave backdoors and fuck shit up
>I'm white though
>>Yes but because a bunch of shitty jeets fuck shit up we can't let you into the server because we assume you are just going to fuck it up too
>I actually want to do work and keep my job though
>>Yes but we have to assume that you are not physically here and you are in India and you are just scamming the company for a few months so you can live off that for 10 years

And I'm the racist one...

Whenever you see "oh we need to remove everyone's access to basic shit" it is because of jeets and they have HR looking over their shoulder and they can't just say it's because of jeets so the only logical way out of that is to shit up the entire process and basically let nobody in

Again go try this in any other industry go to a car repair shop and tell them "so yeah we've been in business for 10 years but 3 months ago, some gangbanger spic faggot (OH SORRY HR IS WATCHING LOL! I meant, interesting individual that may or may not be brown) we hired, stole a $10 wrench so we have an "Authorized Faggot-Nigger Professional Tool Faggot Manager-Fuck (TM)" that you have to go write a form to and wait 6 hours to get a tool and you can only have one tool checked out at a time, we're so smart"

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

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Newest cope for drinking cow piss just dropped.

That's why civilized countries (sorry, frenchies) pasteurize cow milk. Not surprised filthy jeets haven't heard of food hygiene practices the rest of the world has been using since the 1860s.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

A safely earned triple. I probably should be keeping track of what province is getting the most bingo wins here but whatever

You just know that by bringing up the victimized children are dalit that their people couldn't care any less, maybe even think it was deserved.
It's wild to me the average person thinks you can pluck someone out of a third world country and they'll instantly integrate and turn into an educated first world citizen. It's so fucking stupid and naive.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

If you was a chuckle, google “Indian military parade HELL MARCH” and watch these skinny fat tub of lards “marching” and swinging their arms like maniacs trying to act badass.

Nobody takes Pajeets seriously. They will never matched up to the robotic unison of the Chinese commies or the masculinity of the Russians. Let alone the historic badass marches of the Germans/Prussians.

I hope there’s a long protracted war in Shitstan.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

A coworker and I got seconded to another team to assist with pushing a project over the finish line as it was approaching the deadline. To do our work properly we needed access to certain databases and shared drives, but these are handled by different jurisdictions. We went through the usual process and had the needed access to the database (handled by non-saar Canadians) handled within a few days but after a week we still didn't have access to the shared drives (handled by global IT). We made a call and got routed to the global IT workers in India who asked us to provide another employee who has access to these drives. We did this and within two hours she had lost all access to the shared drives so now three of us working on the project couldn't access the documents we needed.

They most likely tried to clone her permissions to your accounts, but did it backwards, saar.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

I want you all to stare at this image for 5 hours, ok?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Corporations know that jeets will not be sue-able. India has extradition with the USA but everyone knows how it won't go anywhere, there's 20 of them living in one room and they are all named and look the same.

In my feverish and extremely sleep deprived state, I imagined the following reverse Spartacus scenario:
"Alright, somebody dropped our prod database. Which one of your fuckers is Pajeet?"
"He is Pajeet!"
"No saar, HE is Pajeet!"
"No, ALL of them are Pajeet! Except me. I come from good family, Saar."

Whenever you see "oh we need to remove everyone's access to basic shit" it is because of jeets and they have HR looking over their shoulder and they can't just say it's because of jeets so the only logical way out of that is to shit up the entire process and basically let nobody in

I wish this were the case, but it seems like most of my job these days is locking out irresponsible white people and automating their work so they literally cannot fuck it up. All Jeets are incompetent, but not all incompetent people are Jeets.

 

[Slap47]

Hello chat, here is my Mad at the Indians (Mati) story.

Went to the Costco cafeteria for fries and ice-cream after some Saturday work. Two white women with a terrifying presence overseeing a team of Filipino women. Kitchen running like clockwork.
A Chinese women carrying a literal box to fill with food has ordered like fifty hot dogs for some reason so they are extra busy. An Indian woman approaches the till demanding her sons food. White woman asks for receipt and number. Indian woman gets mad and stomps off. A 40 year old man (the son apparently) returns to the till enraged and demands his food. He is twenty numbers ahead so obviously the food is not ready.
Returns every two minutes asking if his food is ready and stomping off angry back to the tables. He misses his number being called, but on his next angry return he finally takes his food. He takes all of the food on the counter including other peoples food and an ice cream that was being given to me.

I have to talk to service workers and have them address a problem. They are nice about it.

 

[The greater a'tuin]

Moving your family to India is child abuse.

 

[Judge Holden]

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Moving your family to India is child abuse.

Yeah I saw this story pop up a couple days ago while trawling for funny jeet shit on various r/SAAAAAR subreddits. Apparently the woman is a braindead neo-hippy and they were living far out enough from the festering jeet imitation of civilisation and deep enough in tourist wilderness to not face the obvious risks a white woman and girls would face in the heart of shartness.

 

[Slur Generator]

Yeah I saw this story pop up a couple days ago while trawling for funny jeet shit on various r/SAAAAAR subreddits. Apparently the woman is a braindead neo-hippy and they were living far out enough from the festering jeet imitation of civilisation and deep enough in tourist wilderness to not face the obvious risks a white woman and girls would face in the heart of shartness.

The collapse of Christianity has left a terrible void. New age bullshit is just the worst shit imaginable.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

In Irish news, an Indian nonce had drove from Dublin to Donegal to molest what he thought was a 13 year old child but was confronted by pedo hunters instead.

And another Indian had the shit beat out of him. No idea what he did to deserve this but according to some comments, he was flashing children.

 

[Mister Fister]

And another Indian had the shit beat out of him. No idea what he did to deserve this

He's a pajeet. That's justification enough.