Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[PrestonHolt]

Funniest thing about this feature is, that more sloptuber vultures are gonna pick up on it and make 10mins videos left and right, hurting Jason ego even more, which will cause him to spergout more, ban another 6milion accounts.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

He’s too busy with his gnomejam that’s happening right now and also every other day of the year.

Oh that gnome is being jammed alright

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Is gnomejam new euphemism for poop?
I don't like it

 

[Zeftax]

Basically a gameified way of giving money

This is the most niggercattle-coded behaviour I have heard of today, would probably be top of the month - if a friend didn't tell me how luxury cars work yesterday...

 

[BigPeanut]

Is gnomejam new euphemism for poop?
I don't like it

I’m sorry I have to break this news to you friend, but in the pictures leaked of his bathroom, it was revealed that he has a gnome with a 6 inch long phallic hat that was covered in poop. You can infer the rest.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

I’m sorry I have to break this news to you friend, but in the pictures leaked of his bathroom, it was revealed that he has a gnome with a 6 inch long phallic hat that was covered in poop. You can infer the rest.

Gnomes deserve better man
Think of KimStar actually don't

 

[kiwifarms net]

Is gnomejam new euphemism for poop?

A "game jam" is when game developers challenge themselves to make a small videogame from scratch within a limited timeframe. Usually it's indies, solo or teams, but even big studios will have internal game jams. Since these are events, the name of a game jam is usually functional, like the Brackeys Game Jam. But oftentimes you'll also get funny little names for these events too, like the "Strawberry (Game) Jam."

Ergo, Mald would definitely be the sort of person to have a Gnome Jam(med up his ass)

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

A "game jam" is when game developers challenge...

I know man, im just joking around

 

[drfloydstein]

so, why is he called piratesoftware if he neither pirates nor makes software

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

so, why is he called piratesoftware if he neither pirates nor makes software

Bruh trust me buddy that one was fresh about 1,000 pages ago.

 

[Slur Generator]

Im not up on my malding faggot lore but can someone in the know please explain how that video proves he's artificially inflating his subs?

 

[Preacher ✝]

Fake voice, fake career, fake sub count.

Everything about this faggot is literally fake and gay.

Im not up on my malding faggot lore but can someone in the know please explain how that video proves he's artificially inflating his subs?

If you pause it and read the DMs that are on screen when he initially tabs over to Discord it appears to be him negotiating the purchase of various tiered Twitch Subs in exchange for Bits.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Im not up on my malding faggot lore but can someone in the know please explain how that video proves he's artificially inflating his subs?

Kronus (his mod) openly says that he is ready to drop a bunch of teir 3 subs through his alt account in the DMs from that clip.

 

[cockape]

Another dev critique video has hit the web for those who like to nerd:

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one of the more coherent and objective ones yet imo

 

[skol]

so, why is he called piratesoftware if he neither pirates nor makes software

Because „TalentlessFurryFaggot” would be less marketable.

 

[Long Earlobes]

May be a stretch, but seems like his choice of defaulting to black background is also a subtle tell that he has to feel superior. As a "wise one" and the rest of the world is his mere students. Which is why I cannot help myself but noticed, he reduced use of his figment of chalkboard for explanations. Have not seen it in the recent clips/vids, might be wrong since I am not watching him outside of KF posts. But I do see him fighting the urge of pulling up paint on every occasion.
Feels like he is still boiling up and we just yet to see some neat explosion.

 

[drfloydstein]

May be a stretch, but seems like his choice of defaulting to black background is also a subtle tell that he has to feel superior. As a "wise one" and the rest of the world is his mere students. Which is why I cannot help myself but noticed, he reduced use of his figment of chalkboard for explanations. Have not seen it in the recent clips/vids, might be wrong since I am not watching him outside of KF posts. But I do see him fighting the urge of pulling up paint on every occasion.
Feels like he is still boiling up and we just yet to see some neat explosion.

he's a professor in his headcanon

 

[Nigger Cattle]

May be a stretch, but seems like his choice of defaulting to black background is also a subtle tell that he has to feel superior. As a "wise one" and the rest of the world is his mere students. Which is why I cannot help myself but noticed, he reduced use of his figment of chalkboard for explanations. Have not seen it in the recent clips/vids, might be wrong since I am not watching him outside of KF posts. But I do see him fighting the urge of pulling up paint on every occasion.
Feels like he is still boiling up and we just yet to see some neat explosion.

100%. He even gave himself the title of "the Bob Ross of Coding", it's hilarious when you compare that statement to Boogie's "I'm the Mr. Rogers of Youtube".
Hopefully we will see the same downfall.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

May be a stretch, but seems like his choice of defaulting to black background is also a subtle tell that he has to feel superior. As a "wise one" and the rest of the world is his mere students. Which is why I cannot help myself but noticed, he reduced use of his figment of chalkboard for explanations. Have not seen it in the recent clips/vids, might be wrong since I am not watching him outside of KF posts. But I do see him fighting the urge of pulling up paint on every occasion.
Feels like he is still boiling up and we just yet to see some neat explosion.

It's because a dark background is less aggressive on the eyes and when many people are watching shorts on their phones close to their faces they will instantly skip a video that flashbangs them with pure white

 

[Nigger Cattle]

It's because a dark background is less aggressive on the eyes and when many people are watching shorts on their phones close to their faces they will instantly skip a video that flashbangs them with pure white

Don't say that, he's gonna read this and make up that he intentionally chose black because during DEF CON 30 he realized that people were on their phones in the middle of the night and realized that they would skip shorts with white background because it would blind them, then he created a framework to create content that's still viable after doing his market research to min-max visibility after the end of the shabbat so even the jews couldn't escape his shorts.

That's how he operates, he just does the word salad thing saying shit like: "Yeah, we needed the framework to be viable with the back end and make them work in tandem with parallel asynchronous rendering, that's why Heartbound has only 2 chapters".