DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
The attempt at recruiting Rich was especially funny to me. The pictures of Bill Gates with assorted birds were a nice touch. I don't know a great deal about him (Rich, not Bill), but watching him shut down Phail's efforts to gain an ally were priceless. You could almost hear Phail's shred of hope shatter.
 
Before I finally watched a documentary on Malding Fagtree I would've thought that he would be the first one to leave after drawing a bunch of labelled boxes in front of Phail and then giving up when piggy won't budge. After watching the documentary and seeing the WoW incident, I'm convinced that we'd end up finding their skeletal remains in the room.
 
Imagine if Pirate Software and Billy Mitchell get dragged into the vortex, we'd be legit getting the Philverse. If I'm getting it right, Pirate Software is just Phil if Dave was a game dev instead, and as we know, Billy Mitchell is just the actually successful version of Phil. What if the lolsuit arc was just a fakeout?
i've always disliked multiverse crossover events but this is something I can get behind
 
Imagine if Pirate Software and Billy Mitchell get dragged into the vortex, we'd be legit getting the Philverse. If I'm getting it right, Pirate Software is just Phil if Dave was a game dev instead, and as we know, Billy Mitchell is just the actually successful version of Phil. What if the lolsuit arc was just a fakeout?
The only way I see Pirate Software beeen dragged into the snortex is if Phil tries to score some internet points by playing and giving a "fair shake" style review of his shitty game. I don't think that Fagtree's ego could stand a DSP criticsm.
 
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In an alternate universe, Piggy tried to strike while the iron's hot like he did with his SOPA video and do a big video on Stop Killing Games and PirateSoftware's smear campaign, incurring the wrath of Maldy and resulting in a legendary hundred-years-war of two narcissists. However we're stuck in this universe, where DSP in 2025 is a retard, gouty, and will simply not make a video on Stop Killing Games because it has nothing to do with America, or Phil himself.
 
Phail phails to realize H3 more than likely has an attorney taking the cases on contingency because Ethan went about it the correct way to win.
Phil is literally like a hair’s breadth away from being retarded.

I reckon his thought process goes like this:

1: Back in the good days, I used to make 15.000$ on YouTube every month. Now I make a few hundred.

2: This is because restreamers and clippers are stealing my clips! THEY earn the thousands of dollars I used to get!

3: I can’t be bothered to sue, but if I make some very credible threats about taking their house and income, maybe they’ll be scared straight and will stop.

4: Without restreamers and clippers, the tens of thousands of people who enjoy my content will come back and YouTube will earn big bucks!

I am genuinely curious to hear what Phil’s idea of a lawsuit is. Probably something like: Call some lawyers. Pick one. Send him an email explaining the matter. Sign some kind of legal agreement. Lawyer will then say: “Ok business man Mr. Burrell! No problem! I will start the lawsuit! You don’t have to pay me the agreed price of 1500$ until after you win and get paid, which should be in about six months!”
 
I am genuinely curious to hear what Phil’s idea of a lawsuit is.
Phail is very fiction brainrotted so he probably thinks it's like Ace Attorney or Better Call Saul where it's all be over within 2 weeks, at most a month, and it'll end with the detractors he sued having an Ace Attorney villain/Chuck McGillesque mental breakdown after Phail "felts" them verbally.
 
Today's podcast prediction. EVO 2025 Rant.
Yep. Note that Phil ragequit four of these games, didn't play three of these, and continues to whine about one after being curbstomped continually.
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Although rare(like extremely rare), there were times Phil admitted to being wrong or going "Oh, that's my fault" or "Oh, it was that, I'm an idiot", so going by what I've seen of Thor(who looks like a woman every time I see his face, by the way, the hair doesn't help), Phil would leave first.

Lol he's blinking like a fucking lizard
For anyone that doesn't have twitter
 
Yep. Note that Phil ragequit four of these games, didn't play three of these, and continues to whine about one after being curbstomped continually.
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You’re a fucking faggot, Phil. Why don’t you leave the house and challenge some of these people, you fat coward. Nope, can’t leave the house. His FAT mentally ill wife might start eating the HDMI cords in the house if there isn’t a DoorDash meal there every 8 hours.
 
Yep. Note that Phil ragequit four of these games, didn't play three of these, and continues to whine about one after being curbstomped continually.
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Can't wait for another completely ill-informed rant where he presents himself as the clairvoyant sage, conquering hero and a blameless victim at the same time, who predicted that this would happen because he's the only real motherfucker who is calling out modern fighting games for sucking.

The reality is much more complex, this year's Evo is the first one that isn't held in only the USA and Japan, with Evo France having its inaugural year. As you may expect, in the past a lot of top European players would have to go to Las Vegas if they wanted to play at Evo, now the event is much closer to home. Second, it's getting less affordable to go to big fighting game tournaments, especially in cities that are expensive as fuck like Las Vegas. Third, Evo Japan actually saw an increase of attendees total, with his nemesis SF6 carrying the whole event as it's got a big boost in attendees while every other game lost players, Tekken 8 especially.
 
Why would having been a developer for Blizzard be a bragging right? Blizzard sucks balls, one of the worst companies out there, only living on nostalgia because they once made amazing games.
Blizzard died after the Activision acquisition. So roughly after Burning Crusade.
If your audience is composed mostly of kids and mentally challenged people, it is a bragging right.

Just like Phail's "pro fighting game player" LARP.
 
One of my favorite moments during the Qween SmugSydePhil arc was when Philip "Downfromtherafters" Burnell reacted to a clip from when The Kino Casino returned from a break. While watching the clip, Mr. Darksyde noticed that P-Triple had changed out his Divoom LCD display screen, that DSP also had, for a larger LCD display screen.
Because everything HAS to be about The Qween, DSP started clapping and ackackacking as he theorized that Triple P had changed to a larger LCD display in order to one-up DSP, only to be informed by the dents that the larger LCD display was something that Triple P had used for his setup before DSP became involved with The Kino Casino.
I legit got douche chills due to the second-hand embarrassment of watching DSP enthusiasm deinflate with the information that Triple P changing his stream setup had nothing to do with him.
 
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