Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[BigPeanut]

Mald vindicated Yandere dev coding skills and work ethic, the only line Mald still has to cross to outgun him is chasing after minors in his audience.

“Dude insane behavior in this post. I fuck ferrets, gnomes, Huskies, pooners, and Little eighteen year old gay Chinese boys. I don’t fuck kids, why would you ever even think that, eat my entire ass.”

 

[Trogspawn]

I've been playing Far Cry 2 lately and I noticed when you open it up on steam you get an option to launch a multiplayer server. Ubisoft has always had the ability to stop killing their games, they just decide not to do it.

Im gonna pour a drink when Malding Faggotry inevitably kills himself. In fact, I'm gonna buy a bottle and label it specifically, "Drink this when Malding Faggotry commits suicide."

That bottle is gonna sit there forever.

You're forgetting that he is a complete narcissist, and narcissists rarely kill themselves. The only time they do is when their ego is injured badly enough that they can't cope anymore. And, honestly, I don't see that happening unless a compounding factor of a twitch perma ban combined with his father starting to openly shit on him.

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

Mald vindicated Yandere dev coding skills and work ethic, the only line Mald still has to cross to outgun him is chasing after minors in his audience.

Honestly, I think that will never happen, unless Shaye goes rogue and leak some degenerate shit, I think if Jason being a pedo was a thing, it would have already happened at this point.

Maybe I'm wrong, and I hope I'm wrong.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Is there an apology form I can fill for slandering yandere dev's coding skills?

Congratulations, you've apologized to Yandev.

You may continue slandering both his and Mald's code anyway.

 

[Deus Exica]

Are you telling me serial liar, manipulator, social engineer, narcissist, and homosexual Pirate Software would manipulate Twitch's system and lie to his audience for personal gain?

I am SHOCKED! Shocked, I say!

 

[Forklift Certified]

What? There is a problem with your own paid mods buying subs in the dozens?

Fuck me I'm touching grass for 2 days and+20 pages on KF... Anyway while I catching up, this replay triggered my autist alarm so I had to respond feel free to autis or late me...

So the problem what mald done in his hype train is exactly what crypto bros doing with their shitcoins, namely "sock pupeting"



"Socks pupeting" is basically chronos putting his found in one pocket (his own) to an other (his affiliate in this case) creating an inflated value ( in this case hype train lvl)... why it's a scam may you ask ?

Because longer hype train means more "fear of missing out" sucker gifting subs and more sucker means bigger payday... Mald self reportedly splitted the train revenue among the moderators... So Chronos allegedly 82% return + the bonus form an elongated hype train means net monetary gain from a deceiving practice...

 

[SlyVMan]

Ross is live with The Act Man, notable gaming commentator.

I would laugh if this got more viewers watching it than Maldy's stream.

 

[Maeis]

Fuck me I'm touching grass for 2 days and+20 pages on KF... Anyway while I catching up, this replay triggered my autist alarm so I had to respond feel free to autis or late me...

So the problem what mald done in his hype train is exactly what crypto bros doing with their shitcoins, namely "sock pupeting"



"Socks pupeting" is basically chronos putting his found in one pocket (his own) to an other (his affiliate in this case) creating an inflated value ( in this case hype train lvl)... why it's a scam may you ask ?

Because longer hype train means more "fear of missing out" sucker gifting subs and more sucker means bigger payday... Mald self reportedly splitted the train revenue among the moderators... So Chronos allegedly 82% return + the bonus form an elongated hype train means net monetary gain from a deceiving practice...

This isn't even that complicated, it's fraudulent representation of value. I don't actually get why people are so obsessed with hype trains when it's just giving money to someone, but then I don't watch all that much twitch, mainly one streamer.

 

[Mio Naganohara]

He's still banning tons of people for everything from valid criticism to simply asking what he is doing.


Banned for not knowing that he was configuring, not coding

of course his chat is often full of a bunch of retards spamming ferret ass emotes

"Yeah dont mind my ferret ass and ahegao emotes, I'm a totally normal super1337haxorman"

Also he just bragged that he made a puzzle in which it is possible to softlock yourself. Don't most softlock situations come from oversight? Like, its not something a dev would want to intentionally put into their game to waste the time of the players?
(Sorry for lack of video and banned messages, am mobilefagging right now)

Edit: Chatter asked "is the blockgame server gonna take a decade to develop?"
Mald reads it out loud and then suddenly realizes, "oh, oh is this what youre doing now? Flush." *ban*

 

[Burnt Effigy]

“Dude insane behavior in this post. I fuck ferrets, gnomes, Huskies, pooners, and Little eighteen year old gay Chinese boys. I don’t fuck kids, why would you ever even think that, eat my entire ass.”

While I have F5-TTS installed and warmed up, might as well AI GENERATE this text

 

[Nintoddler]

Also, how they talk about Khronos being the "lead moderator" is so cringe inducing to me. Like he's not just a normal janny, he's the fucking lead one. As if it's supposed to be a big deal, and not just some made up title for the guy cleaning up mana gem comments in his chat. And Khronos, for some reason, is very very proud of this title, and displays first and foremost as his most significant characteristic it all over his social media.

Bro really wants the "I have worked 7 years for Pirate Software" on his resume.

 

[Maeis]

While I have F5-TTS installed and warmed up, might as well AI GENERATE this text
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I know Null made the rule about clearly marking AI generated content (and self-reporting is very important as well), but I'm curious how long it'll be until it's literally impossible to tell the difference.

 

[Lithos]

So, he basically reached 1 million signatures in a single month. That really has to sting.

 

[limbdiction]

unless Shaye goes rogue and leak some degenerate shit

This Shaye?



This is a reference to famous artist Alex Grey being a fucking necrophiliac

Also Shaye being a FUCKING NECROPHILIAC

 

[canalCrab]

I think that's Animal Well you're talking about. It took 10 days for the community to solve the secret ending and then Maldy completed it all by himself coincidentally on the same day a guide was published for it. There was also proof of him cheating in Outer Wilds and Tunic but I don't think he was properly called out for the Witness apart from in this thread.

I know he played blue prince, did he cheat in that one as well?

 

[Forklift Certified]

I don't actually get why people are so obsessed with hype trains when it's just giving money to someone, but then I don't watch all that much twitch, mainly one streamer.

Same reasons why mald has 1050 pages in KF... People fed up whit his bullisht and this is an other example (trying) blushing his way upward in social hierarchy (and failed spectacularly)

Avarge Twitch streamer soiling their pants if a hype train reach lvl 10... And this fur faggot inflating his own train via his paid mod allegedly promising 82% return for his money... + Share from the revenue

Then mald faggot has the audacity to thank the community the tremendous effort at the hype train so he be a fur fag and not need to grind a 9-5...

 

[Hit Squad]

Ok everyone, stand back and let this man work. No, get further back, he needs more room than that.

Finally, the Tipster has entered the building.

 

[Facom]

Some sort of Heartbound community Discord server with JsonMaldy in it. Posting so someone could archive. Don't harass please.

https://discord.gg/aVwq8gHh

 

[Made In Wales]

Instead of 'Mouldy Old Dough':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO5GWJJP3FM

Maldy Old Dope.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

So he just read this post and decided to flip the script

I hate to be the Fig Guard here but this is extremely common in high security federal positions because you’ll be called “nuclear electrical specialist” and have MULTIPLE top secret clearances and throw around the phrase “classified info” like 3 times a day and then you go to work and you flick the light switches in the restroom to make sure they work and make 6 figures doing so.

It doesn’t subtract from his like, whole persona of being some leet hacker he tried to pull but this is one of the more justifiable moments b/c every contractor working in a glowy field has had to decide if they tell the girl with the Russian accent they are the shitter light switch guy instead of the demon core milk guy.