Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.9%

  • Total voters
    336
I was in Sean's model building stream chat tonight, and absolutely nobody, to include Sean himself, can figure out how the hell Nick and the Balldoguards think Sean's legal analysis is bad. Especially when he has said, multiple times now, that he doesn't think Aaron will win.
I'm sure I'm stating the obvious to you and everyone else who's followed this spiteful mentally ill wacko. Nick will see anyone that opposes or counters him as a mortal enemy almost every time.

Sean's biggest and deadliest mistake in Nick's eyes was not towing the Baldo during his initial arrest and then later that Sean stream where he freaked out on Sean. That's all it takes for Nick to turn any disagreement about him into a lifelong blood feud.

Elissa earned his eternal ire, because she's captured his very public retard moments which altered his narrative about things he attempts to lie about.

I'm not advocating for cow tipping. If it weren't for the kids that are experiencing life with this piece of shit. I'd take a lot more satisfaction in his Galaxy gas swiss cheese brained slide into irrelevancy.
 
I'd take a lot more satisfaction in his Galaxy gas swiss cheese brained slide into irrelevancy.
This is why I think, unless he does something monumentally stupid, he should lose this year's Julay Awards.
It will punctuate perfectly his increasing irrelevancy. An ignoble, noteless end.
 
Sean's biggest and deadliest mistake in Nick's eyes was not towing the Baldo during his initial arrest and then later that Sean stream where he freaked out on Sean. That's all it takes for Nick to turn any disagreement about him into a lifelong blood feud.
Another major difference, and the main reason we got the Maoist "struggle stream" where Nick tried to bully SEEEEEEEEEEAN into compliance, was he was so retarded (and incapable of picking up on social cues) that he actually did that shit in public, apparently completely unaware that all people of normal intelligence would view it with revulsion.
95% of defense attorneys here take court appointed work to help make their nut.

He suffers from the myopia of not practicing.
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Nick should literally sue you. Because it's been illegal to own a nigga like that since the Thirteenth Amendment.
 
95% of defense attorneys here take court appointed work to help make their nut.

He suffers from the myopia of not practicing.
As a CPA, I can in theory represent a client in tax court but no fucking way will I do so.

Lawyer up 100% of the time, comrades.
 
Nick has said that he can't do community service most days because the slots filled up from other people who didn't put it off to the last minute.

I think he's realized little/no community service and a brand new HRO before rolling into his meeting about jail time looks bad.

He won't get the actual 28 days, they almost never actually make you do it if you're not actively offending, but I'm sure he's sweating over it.

Not to mention he's realized if the HRO sticks it will get weaponized the same way he's using Kayla's against Aaron.
Nick actually going to jail worries me. This thread will basically be dead for the duration of his incarceration. That's one less lolcow thread for me to follow!
He can't. Because, again, if he loses, who is he gonna blame? Himself? Lol. Not a chance in hell. Leaving aside the fact that, yes, even lawyers are supposed to have lawyers, Nick appreciates having the meat shield.
There's also the fact that forming arguments and drafting motions requires actual work, and Nick can't even be bothered to boil his own eggs.
Like everything else in his lame excuse for a life, Nick simply chooses to throw (Bob and Celeste's) money at his problems.
 
Nick actually going to jail worries me. This thread will basically be dead for the duration of his incarceration. That's one less lolcow thread for me to follow!
I welcome the opportunity for BMJ and Fat Rick and the other contenders to get their rewards this cokehead faggot has cheated them out of.

Remember, if he goes to jail, he will CUM back fueled with African semen and be an even bigger faggot than ever before!
 
Nick's first amendment means pedophiles can sexually harass children but you can't talk about a whore that you fucked if you share a photo of her
Hindsight is 20/20 ⏰, but that retard Aaron should've challenged the charges on copyright grounds. It was his pic that he took himself, Kayla willingly posed for it, no evidence of a written contract to not do whatever he wants with his own pic, 'muh expectation of privacy' goes out the door when a slag like Kayla has a Girls Gone Wild moment with a man who's not Nick Rekieta.
 
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Hindsight is 20/20 ⏰, but that retard Aaron should've challenged the charges on copyright grounds. It was his pic that he took himself, Kayla willingly posed for it, no evidence of a written contract to not do whatever he wants with his own pic, 'muh expectation of privacy' goes out the door when a slag like Kayla has a Girls Gone Wild moment with a man who's not Nick Rekieta.
Copyright strike Kayla the Destroyed Whore for infringing on the legal Steel Toe Peepshow, then slap PaedoMelt’s Hackamania with Revenge Porn charges.
 
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