Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Hoi Polloi]

What a faggot, Jason knows nothing about the field he supposedly "was so interested in and found out there's nothing you can do with entomology" (but what's new).

This is an utterly ridiculous statement for him to make. Insects make up most of the animal diversity in the globe and interact with numerous systems. The possibilities are near endless as to what avenue one would pursue as an entomologist.

They're agricultural pests. They are significant vectors of disease for both humans and animals. That's two areas in which there's a significant industrial sector he could've worked in with just an undergraduate degree.

There's also tons of academic gaps that would be easy to slip into with the right level of education. New insect species are discovered constantly, there's still plenty of aspects about their physiology that are poorly understood (I think it was only within the last decade or so that we understood how mosquitoes see, which is extremely important in their control). Hell, this year was one of those extremely long periodical cicada emergences which is another poorly understood system.

I'm not an entomologist and have zero interest in it - like many things he's talking out of his fucking arse about something he claims to be knowledgeable in.

 

[Not Funny]

I'm, also tired of the hate on Mald. At least the coding videos are educational.

 

[Hit Squad]

Two videos from Lanza.

The Life and times of Pirate Software. Touches on all the major arcs including Second Life, EVE and UWUgate.

Archive

A video on the Second Life group 'Justice League Unlimited', Maldavious Figtree is a recurring character in the ensuing drama.

Archive

 

[Roachbound]

This is an utterly ridiculous statement for him to make. Insects make up most of the animal diversity in the globe and interact with numerous systems. The possibilities are near endless as to what avenue one would pursue as an entomologist.

They're agricultural pests. They are significant vectors of disease for both humans and animals. That's two areas in which there's a significant industrial sector he could've worked in with just an undergraduate degree.

There's also tons of academic gaps that would be easy to slip into with the right level of education. New insect species are discovered constantly, there's still plenty of aspects about their physiology that are poorly understood (I think it was only within the last decade or so that we understood how mosquitoes see, which is extremely important in their control). Hell, this year was one of those extremely long periodical cicada emergences which is another poorly understood system.

I'm not an entomologist and have zero interest in it - like many things he's talking out of his fucking arse about something he claims to be knowledgeable in.

The way jason described research and field work in that clip is exactly how I'd expect a coddled privileged nepobaby who looks down on others to react when his lecturer mentioned the possible degree career paths.

I first dived into his content after diremaul(i got a few clips in 2023 but found him uninteresting and unproblematic), and it's insane how much of the BS he spouts is just to denigrate others, how did people like this guy in the first place??? Half of his clips are just him denigrating other people's work lol(sometimes deservedly, but mostly just BS and badly recounted anecdotes)

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

it's insane how much of the BS he spouts is just to denigrate others, how did people like this guy in the first place??? Half of his clips are just him denigrating other people's work lol(sometimes deservedly, but mostly just BS and badly recounted anecdotes)

Somebody else compared him to DSP and I'm really starting to see it. The whole personality is just (1) I am great and never wrong at all, and (2) everyone else is a fucking moron hahahaha I can't believe how much insight I have above every other living soul that has ever existed.

 

[Hit Squad]

Somebody else compared him to DSP and I'm really starting to see it. The whole personality is just (1) I am great and never wrong at all, and (2) everyone else is a fucking moron hahahaha I can't believe how much insight I have above every other living soul that has ever existed.

He also reminds me a lot of DarkviperAU, minus the blatant paranoid schizophrenia of course.

Has a massive ego, hidden by a humble exterior to show to the audience and that humble facade no longer works outside of their deranged fanbase.

Informs us of how much they want to look after the 'little man', while behind the scenes destroying any creator smaller than them that gets in their way.

Both of them count their mods as being their best friends, etc.

Jason at least keeps his meltdowns off-screen for now, unlike Matto who has frothing fits on stream nearly every other day.

 

[BigPeanut]

This is every white collar job. Resume Culture has turned everyone into a massive liar. Not out of ego but because you don't stay employed otherwise.

But mald doesn’t lie for that, he lies to look super epic and awesome to his fans.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

Imagine losing a subathon and having to cheat against a tutel and its voice to speech program

Tutel also has more lasses

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Imagine losing a subathon and having to cheat against a tutel and its voice to speech program

Tutel also has more lasses

And he's British. Imagine losing to a Brit.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

It's highly likely Mald faked the hype train not to defraud his viewers and extract as much cash as possible but purely to hold the record which is somehow more pathetic

 

[volatile puar]

I'm not sure it counts as a scam if the scam consists of getting retards to donate by tricking them into thinking other people are donating.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Imagine losing a subathon and having to cheat against a tutel and its voice to speech program

It's also worth noting that Vedal sort of broke the record by accident. It was part of a subathon but they hadn't specifically planned to try for the record, it just kinda happened. Meanwhile when Malding set the record, and then when he broke it the first time, it was specifically planned and announced in advance so all his paypigs could save up and give at the right time.

 

[volatile puar]

It's highly likely Mald faked the hype train not to defraud his viewers and extract as much cash as possible but purely to hold the record which is somehow more pathetic

Thinking about it, how likely is it that the main reason why he did this was to make it look like his audience isn't leaving in droves, and he's still popular.

 

[Aidan]

Thinking about it, how likely is it that the main reason why he did this was to make it look like his audience isn't leaving in droves, and he's still popular.

Unlikely. This is old news and he was not mired in controversy the same way he is today.

 

[31. Januar]

I think we'll be ok.

 

[clickbait]

Knowing how much twitch sucks the dick of successful streamers, and, unless there's literally a fucking riot or actually federally illegal content displayed, they don't take action, mald is very, very safe.

He should just play wow with the twitch mod team. He won't be safe then.

 

[tarzor]

is there any proof of Jason cheating in the Witness

please refer to this post:
rehashing how the puzzle he cheated on works

and this post( with the video of him cheating) :
post&video. he coincidentally also magically realized you have to use the color of the puzzles background lined up with a puzzle behind it to reveal the true color of the puzzle 'stars after taking his PISSBREAK®

Some sort of Heartbound community Discord server with JsonMaldy in it. Posting so someone could archive. Don't harass please.

https://discord.gg/aVwq8gHh

anyone clicking this, beware that all mods of a discord server can see exactly WHO CREATED the invite link and WHO CLICKED the invite link ( through a simple bot )
its safer to find an already made invite link, or a customized link ( those usually last forever and are made by the owner )

Spoiler: shitty bot example

it's supergolfed by windsurf but this snippet just prints out in a channel who joined(m) with what code(i.code)

Might be an automated thing, lowering the background music volume whenever the mic starts picking something up. As for clip farming, that would make sense, considering how he gamed the whole Youtube Shorts system.

he has one of those streamer pad things that looks like a drum kit sampler, he uses it to continue his donation/bits tts macro and to toggle music, its 100% so he can quick time event his 'epic streamer says <generic bullshit>' / clippable moment mode

Spoiler: the streamer thing in question

 

[Retink Retunk]

Am I remember this right or did I imagine this, but did Maldy claim his dad named him Thor specifically? If that's true that's probably a lie as during the birthday clip Joey Ray calls him Jason and then acts like he dead named him.

 

[Nick Gars]

It's highly likely Mald faked the hype train not to defraud his viewers and extract as much cash as possible but purely to hold the record which is somehow more pathetic

I'd be willing to put money on it, honestly. He never seems to talk explicitly about money/how much he makes/ect, more so whatever "merit" he can attach to it.
"I run a ferret rescue"
"I have my own buisness and 467 employees"
"I pay my mods"
Obviously there is some intent to make money and flaunt it in some regard, but it always boils down to the ego boost he can put behind it. He truly is a sad creature, spite and narcissism fuel him entirely.

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

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I think we'll be ok.

SKG is officially the 4th highest signed initiative in the EU(the IT department for the ECI has been weeding fake sigs for weeks). It would appear that video game preservation is more important than keeping animals out of cages lol.

Am I remember this right or did I imagine this, but did Maldy claim his dad named him Thor specifically? If that's true that's probably a lie as during the birthday clip Joey Ray calls him Jason and then acts like he dead named him.

Thor said his dad named him that because he was born during a thunderstorm. I highly doubt that shit.
Edit: he never said he was born at home.
Edit 2: would be funny if he was actually born during a thunderstorm. An omen of things to come.

I know a guy that behaves just like Mald, and the way Joey reacted is the same way this guy's father reacts when he knows he just said something that will trigger a negative reaction from his autistic, narcissist son. Like he had just lied down for the night and realized he left the backyard gate open. Dealing with people like Mald is like that, a laundry list of triggers you have to keep track of and avoid, or you get yelled at like Shaye over 5 fucking pixels.