🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Ravier Xavenblood]

everyone on greg tank is completely zooted on edibles (and maybe other drugs)
theyre now about to do twister
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TTS was dropping W's too. Hopefully the Baron stays cognizant enough to run the game because we all know how much those gas station edibles cook his brain.

 

[yoursavior]

conGREGated is kinda it's own hellhouse in a weird way. Force fed edibles, need to take pies to the face every so often, and have Greg play a character infront of you while you're high as a kite.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

conGREGated is kinda it's own hellhouse in a weird way. Force fed edibles, need to take pies to the face every so often, and have Greg play a character infront of you while you're high as a kite.

It's hellhouse, but it's not trying to be anything more. There's no goranian feel to it. It seems like everybody is enjoying themselves. You know what you're getting, so even if it falls into the same pitfalls of Fishtank like re-using challenges or freeloaders, you literally don't give a fuck because this is a one man crew and it feels like the peak of what could have been accomplished given the resources accessible. There's no talk about "advancing culture," it's just good-natured fun.

At the very least the show has an actual theme, the layout is unique, and Greg can stay in character for more than three minutes.

 

[bookers]

It's hellhouse, but it's not trying to be anything more. There's no goranian feel to it. It seems like everybody is enjoying themselves. You know what you're getting, so even if it falls into the same pitfalls of Fishtank like re-using challenges or freeloaders, you literally don't give a fuck because this is a one man crew and it feels like the peak of what could have been accomplished given the resources accessible. There's no talk about "advancing culture," it's just good-natured fun.

At the very least the show has an actual theme, the layout is unique, and Greg can stay in character for more than three minutes.

its very good natured as opposed to fishtank
even with frank showing up and smashing pies in peoples faces, everyone is happy to be there, they know what they signed up for.
i dont think this is better or worse really, i like fishtank kinda terrorizing people. but its different.

and ive got to say greg is a very good host. i'm a big greg fan in general, he's just a funny guy.
he has really grown into his role for this kinda thing, he's doing a very good job.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

They showed off their Sonic OC's to the camera but I was only able to catch some of them.

Everyone except the last guy is a decent artist. The gringo's OC is Soma the Kethog and another guy's is called Punkid the Hedgehog.

 

[Telecom]

The estanque OC challenge has been pretty kino. Sam's (gringo scott) OC is the most scottish thing I've ever heard.

People were also saying freddy was interested in joining estanque. I don't know how legit that is, but I didn't think ralph would show up even if he only lasted like three hours in total.

 

[Great Sun Jester]

They showed off their Sonic OC's to the camera but I was only able to catch some of them.
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Everyone except the last guy is a decent artist. The gringo's OC is Soma the Kethog and another guy's is called Punkid the Hedgehog.

That on the table is a "how to draw sonic" you can find on the first page of a google search, they gave them to the contestants so they would have a solid base to start it seems.

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

Greg taking a que out of the Neptune playbook I see

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Seems to me like Greg’s helper (don’t know this nigga name) is always doing the creepin. Now he’s playin twister with her, was wheeling her around earlier, and said that his ex was Filipino. Red alert.

Is Greg lying about being asexual cuz he can't get any women? Lol wtf. At least he tried?

Love Greg but he thinks he found a cheat code from cancellation due to sexual deviancy. No doubt zoomers were on his TikTok calling him pedophile Mr. Beast, and he likely developed this as a coping mechanism. If you don’t want to duck anyone then you definitely can’t want to [insert sex crime]. Sad!

 

[Telecom]

Scream like goku challenge

Mexijet (roberto) is judging the stories. Darkness king's high emotional intelligence is a new tts joke. Mexijet knows who chris-chan is: "Some fat lady who use to be a man who is married to invisible hedgehogs." There's something about mexijet's esl accent that is naturally funny, especially when he deadpan says: "That's coooollll."

Exercise challenge. One team paid the required locones (mexican fishbucks) to unlock sam (scottish guy) for their team. Captains are deciding who gets the ball first for scuffed el salvador football-doge ball. Mexijet somehow has what I assume is a sacagawea dollar because he called it a "real american dollar" with one side being a "indian lady carrying a baby" and the other is an eagle.


Update


Freddy will probably be on el estanque next week. Poll is currently like 85% yes.


One team on scuffed dogeball now has a cigarette handicap. They have to hold or smoke lit cigarettes during the match. Mexijet's gaslight is: "Someone just dropped a whole bunch of money in my crypto account for this."

Mexijet just said el estanque owns all the OCs. Lol.


Mexijet: "Hungry hungry beaner challenge." They have to eat beans as punishment. It is jeff (big guy) vs josh (tjosh, or tj looking guy).


Jeff just barfed. Mexijet: "Jeff! You just cucked us out of content."


THESE WHITE PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO KILL ME

Mexijet is now having sam pretend he is from rhodesia: "These brown people are trying to kill me."


Mexijet: "Some good guys would say wunderbar." Lol.


Josh wins. This brown boy full of beans.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Scream like goku challenge

Mexijet (roberto) is judging the stories. Darkness king's high emotional intelligence is a new tts joke. Mexijet knows who chris-chan is: "Some fat lady who use to be a man who is married to invisible hedgehogs." There's something about mexijet's esl accent that is naturally funny, especially when he deadpan says: "That's coooollll."
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Exercise challenge. One team paid the required loquendos (?) (mexican fishbucks) to unlock sam (scottish guy) for their team. Captains are deciding who gets the ball first for scuffed el salvador football-doge ball. Mexijet somehow has what I assume is a sacagawea dollar because he called it a "real american dollar" with one side being a "indian lady carrying a baby" and the other is an eagle.

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Update

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Freddy will probably be on el estanque next week. Poll is currently like 85% yes.

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One team on scuffed dogeball now has a cigarette handicap. They have to hold or smoke lit cigarettes during the match. Mexijet's gaslight is: "Someone just dropped a whole bunch of money in my crypto account for this."

Coin autist here. Even though the Sacagawea dollar is worth literally just 1 USD, that'll go a lot farther in El Salvador. The Salvadoran Colon is worth 11 cents for reference.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Scream like goku challenge

Mexijet (roberto) is judging the stories. Darkness king's high emotional intelligence is a new tts joke. Mexijet knows who chris-chan is: "Some fat lady who use to be a man who is married to invisible hedgehogs." There's something about mexijet's esl accent that is naturally funny, especially when he deadpan says: "That's coooollll."

Freddy will probably be on el estanque next week. Poll is currently like 85% yes.

Damn, I this actually sounds entertaining. Can't watch, cuz I hate Mexican accents, but Es-stinky seems to prove that Jet really has nothing going for him other than an established base of connections and financial support. If Es-stinky ever gets that, Jet's-teen-groom-a-lot tank is toast.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Damn, I this actually sounds entertaining. Can't watch, cuz I hate Mexican accents, but Es-stinky seems to prove that Jet really has nothing going for him other than an established base of connections and financial support. If Es-stinky ever gets that, Jet's-teen-groom-a-lot tank is toast.

This is the wiggers' reckoning. I wonder how Jet's coping right now.

 

[bookers]

Damn, I this actually sounds entertaining. Can't watch, cuz I hate Mexican accents, but Es-stinky seems to prove that Jet really has nothing going for him other than an established base of connections and financial support. If Es-stinky ever gets that, Jet's-teen-groom-a-lot tank is toast.

he has done a great job. his show is a success i think - although idk how much money they've made.
they seem to get an okay amount of tts and toys though.
either way, for someone just putting this stuff together for the first time I think he has done a very good job.

if he can somehow also market it to spics as well as americans i think it will work out very well for him.
thats always the biggest problem i guess, getting more viewers on whats going on.

 

[Piss Jugman]

Damn, I this actually sounds entertaining. Can't watch, cuz I hate Mexican accents, but Es-stinky seems to prove that Jet really has nothing going for him other than an established base of connections and financial support. If Es-stinky ever gets that, Jet's-teen-groom-a-lot tank is toast.

legit if this was all in English I'd just watch these guys and never watch fishtank again, jet gotta step it up cause it's obvious how bad he is at his job now

 

[Telecom]

Damn, I this actually sounds entertaining. Can't watch, cuz I hate Mexican accents, but Es-stinky seems to prove that Jet really has nothing going for him other than an established base of connections and financial support. If Es-stinky ever gets that, Jet's-teen-groom-a-lot tank is toast.

I am actually surprised how well is has been working. Mexijet (roberto) is a lot more competent than jet and does not fly into a rage, fake or real, like sam. Yeah, he lacks sam's level of charisma, but he is pretty quick at translating on the fly which makes up for it. Fenix can also speak english which helps. I think josh can too but he doesn't a lot for some reason? Once they got gringo sam who can kind of translate too it started working a lot better.

legit if this was all in English I'd just watch these guys and never watch fishtank again, jet gotta step it up cause it's obvious how bad he is at his job now

Sam should smuggle in roberto, replace jet, but keep calling him jet. He could probably pay him half and get away with it.

Robero just heavily alluded they are in talks with freddy: "If he gets his papers in order, he can drink them under the table. It will be an eight versus one."

 

[Piss Jugman]

Roberto tried feeding the remainder of the beans to Jeff, but failed. Jeff threw up shortly afterwards. He still has to finish the remaining beans.

"THESE WHITE PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!"

 

[bookers]

"LETS GO BACK IN TIME AND PRETEND YOUR FROM RHODESIA"
"THESE BLACK PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO KILL ME"
i love mexijet

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Sam should smuggle in roberto, replace jet, but keep calling him jet. He could probably pay him half and get away with it.

Never thought I'd be saying this, but this is the one time I support replacing someone with an immigrant worker from El Salvador.

 

[Piss Jugman]

The ultimate Beaner
The frogs are chanting in his honor "JOSHUA, BROTHER, YOURE ALREADY MEXICAN"

 

[bookers]

lol