🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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HackerX said:
Ralph was basically in the sektur equivalent of a snuff film.
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Maybe if the MMA dude actually punched him. One tap would be all it takes to finally put the pig to pasture.
MadStan said:
Ethan can’t even get along with anyone for any length of time. He has been so socially devoid for so long he is incapable of even relatively short periods of time with any humans without it resulting in conflict - even when they have a mutual goal or objective.

He is a total social outcast.
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Just imagine what was going on in the hovel with May and Rozy.
 
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Die For Me! said:
Ralph in his natural habitat: loitering on a filthy street, waiting for a flight that is many, many, many hours away
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Ralph attempted to escape ASAP but is too poor
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Ralph has been pushing back the time on this stream and has obviously given up.
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He is on Cinemas, talking about how M-town he is for winning his first ever (scripted) fight
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HE JUST SAID HE'S STUCK HERE UNTIL WEDNESDAY EVEN THOUGH THE EVENTS ALREADY OVER :story:
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He looks like if CWC and Barb had a child. The merge works in mysterious ways...
 
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Die For Me! said:
Ralph attempted to escape ASAP but is too poor
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He’s gonna SEE THE COUNTRY, lol.Beautiful El Salvador in mid-July. Just like all the magical sightseeing he says he did in Colombia but somehow never took a single photo or livestream of (and was never mentioned again.) “Seeing the country” = holed up in a cheap hotel on his phone all day, updating Twitter and KF, stuck for 3 days because he’s too poor to change his flight schedule.
 
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porkWellington said:
Ralph, that $100 you spent on the wigger jersey would've made a nice child support gift for Xander or Rozy
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Xanduh? Rozy? What's that?
porkWellington said:
Now he's going in detail about hitting the guys, saying he intended on knocking them out, and he wanted to stab the Scottish guy. I wonder how the courts in El Salvador would treat this.
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Hrm. I'd figure he'd go with poison. Ya know, being a women's weapon and all that.
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
I'm still amazed how Ralph is like 2 years younger than me and somehow looks 20 years older. The filters can only do so much Ralph, you look like a senior citizen. Maybe if you go back to the US, you can fraud your way into a nice nursing home that will clean up your piss bottles while you die from Covid.
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And since he expresses intense romantic interest to Null's certain "connekshun" who is most likely a senior citizen, I think Ralph can find true love by dating someone twice as old as him instead of waiting for 17 old children to hit 18 before screwing them.

He needn't worry about angry in-laws for a change. Maybe angry sons and daughters and grandchildren.
 
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Mersh: "I hope Ralph fucks that woman"
Ralph: "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"

mfw Ralph implies he'll punch a woman into submission so he can rape her
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CECA Loather said:
I think Ralph can find true love by dating someone twice as old as him instead of waiting for 17 old children to hit 18 before screwing them.
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Maybe he should dye his hair black to hide the graying and find some woman of similar age. There must be a few decent looking women of similar age around especially at bars. (Assuming Ralph hasn't already burned bridges with most the nightlife spots in Merida.)

Of course, he will keep fantasizing about being a e-celeb of significance with a pornstar type sex-life (He has to keep trying to milk internet drama for his ego after all.) rather than accepting he's getting old and has had some health problems and should adjust his lifestyle accordingly.

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Since he expresses intense romantic interest to Null's certain "connekshun" who is most likely a senior citizen,
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He won't do shit besides talk tough on the internet. A normal person would be hesitant about making lots of rape-threats, but Ralph says dumb shit all the time, he won't remember in a few months. If Ralph had the balls to really do something then the Battle of Jim's driveway would have happened by now.
 
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porkWellington said:
Ralph, that $100 you spent on the wigger jersey would've made a nice child support gift for Xander or Rozy

Now he's going in detail about hitting the guys, saying he intended on knocking them out, and he wanted to stab the Scottish guy. I wonder how the courts in El Salvador would treat this.
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It’s not like El Salvador has been in the news for how tough it’s been on crime to damn near eliminating it by sticking them all in a hole for so much as looking at anyone funny. Bold strategy.
 
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Paradox Mystic said:
Maybe he should dye his hair black to hide the graying and find some woman of similar age. There must be a few decent looking women of similar age around especially at bars. (Assuming Ralph hasn't already burned bridges with most the nightlife spots in Merida.)

Of course, he will keep fantasizing about being a e-celeb of significance with a pornstar type sex-life (He has to keep trying to milk internet drama for his ego after all.) rather than accepting he's getting old and has had some health problems and should adjust his lifestyle accordingly.


He won't do shit besides talk tough on the internet. A normal person would be hesitant about making lots of rape-threats, but Ralph says dumb shit all the time, he won't remember in a few months. If Ralph had the balls to really do something then the Battle of Jim's driveway would have happened by now.
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Why would a decent looking 40 year old Mexican woman want him? She's not greencard hunting at that age and he has absolutely nothing to offer. The best he can hope for is conning a dumb teen who doesn't realize what a loser he is. He should use the reality show 90 Day Fiance The Other Way as bait for a thirst trap who would want to be on tv. He couldn't try for the regular show since he would need to be able to prove he makes enough to sponsor a k1 visa which is like 22k a year, and I doubt he makes that.
 
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drammamean said:
$100? I'd be shocked if he paid more than $10 for that jersey.

Ralph is truly disturbing to look at. He should just put the weight back on, he somehow looked better being over 100 pounds overweight.
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He looks like fat man that has been popped like a balloon rather than a fat man that has lost some weight. Back then he looked like a semi normal, if unhealthy, human, now he looks like an anatomical anomoly.
 
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