His voice? Say it's a radio voice meant to be pleasant to his viewers.
The WoW stuff? Say you froze up, misunderstood the call and couldn't handle the pressure.
The newbie he bullied? Say you got to comfortable bantering and went to far. Apologize in DMs.
Cheating in video games? Say you wanted to offer a better viewing experience to his chatters.
The nepobaby? Admit that it was a privilege whilst saying it's an offer few would refuse, especially because it was old Blizzard. Express the belief that he earned his place and was grateful for the opportunity. Add something about the current tech job market or whatever and that no one should refuse getting a job and breaking the ice(could've easily earned points from his sycophants with this statement).
The whole SKG? Say you misunderstood the movement, express disagreement with the method but approve of the main idea. Paste the links to the eu gov for his viewers to sign if they want. Can end it by saying "If it passes I hope it's properly implemented so that devs can easily comply with it".
His furry past(actually present)? Dismiss it by calling it old shit.
EVE stuff? Could probably ignore it.
His code? Explain what the jobs he held actually involved and how it didn't translate to actual game dev. Explain that he's stuck between properly remaking everything and just continuing through technical debt.
His lack of updates to the game? Explain that his current streaming opportunity is not one he can't ignore from a financial position and that the game is still being worked on.(Warning: actually has to work on the game)
The mods donating to keep the hype train going? Nothing burger. Just say it was their initiatives, not his.
Most of the above would've made the majority go "Huh, I guess that's fair, I can relate to that thinking" and leave it at that.
Easiest tard wrangling job though, God damn
Here's to hoping he changes his mind and joins us to share more embarrasing stories about Mald.
