S.401 - Fair Access to Banking Act

[WelperHelper99]

I also have to wonder what Visa's overhead actually is. They are literally a middleman. They don't have to do anything except keep an excel spread sheet somewhere. They don't even run the network fiber all these orders are sent over. The telecoms run that. Hell, at this point ChatGPT can probably run the entire thing without the need for any input from a flesh bag human.

They run big ass servers with a 99.99% uptime. Its expensive, but not to the point that they aren't still drowning in cash.

 

[Fatpacks]

Oh, there's a way. Saint Luigi Showed Us The Way. If the CEO of Visa gets Fucking Shot, things will shift a bit. If enough CEOs get Fucking Shot, even more will change.

Violence Always Works.

Okay, you do it then.

Reminder that the people who talk about killing CEOs and politicians almost never go through with it because they are LARPing cowards. Luigi was the exception, not the rule. Even in that case, UHC already found a new CEO and continued on like nothing ever happened.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

You know there are many women who also agree with this but don't want to associate with a movement spearheaded by a guy who calls women "holes".

The Kiwi Farms: the place where we NEVER use mean words to describe people, especially those who want to implement financial censorship.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

They run big ass servers with a 99.99% uptime. Its expensive, but not to the point that they aren't still drowning in cash.

Not fedposting here (not least because I'm fairly certain what I'm asking would require a national level of power to even get remotely close to pulling off), but what happens if their servers go offline? Like say, some electrical cut-off and whatever back-up generators fail to start? Or a virus that infiltrates their network completely or something?

Does the global economy just implode?

 

[JoeyJoJo]

Credit Processors should not be able to dictate where my money goes as long as it's legal.

 

[Rimanah]

Oh, there's a way. Saint Luigi Showed Us The Way. If the CEO of Visa gets Fucking Shot, things will shift a bit. If enough CEOs get Fucking Shot, even more will change.

Violence Always Works.

Yeah, because in the wake of his murdering that CEO we’ve seen mass reform to healthcare, executives everywhere stopped being greedy cunts, and everything became sunshine and roses.
Oh wait.

Go fed post somewhere else retard

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Oh, there's a way. Saint Luigi Showed Us The Way. If the CEO of Visa gets Fucking Shot, things will shift a bit. If enough CEOs get Fucking Shot, even more will change.

Violence Always Works.

Dear Glowies, I am not associated with this man, and I believe the best change, unironically, is through being a productive and liked member of society. Where, eventually, people find your charisma and character so charming they adopt your ideals and want to assist you with your goals and dreams.

P.S
Can I have a Mexican hooker show up to my place and rub my taint? Thanks!

 

[JoeyJoJo]

Stopped reading where you called women who are against violent rape simulators "retarded holes" and so will every other woman, fyi. Good luck trying to mobilize the incel crowd I guess.

Josh is the biggest feminist on the site, calm down

 

[gagabobo1997]

Not fedposting here (not least because I'm fairly certain what I'm asking would require a national level of power to even get remotely close to pulling off), but what happens if their servers go offline? Like say, some electrical cut-off and whatever back-up generators fail to start? Or a virus that infiltrates their network completely or something?

Global financial systems are incredibly redundant. Your best chance would probably be multiple tactical nuclear strikes on all datacenters they own/rent, which is likely dozens.

 

[Null]

This is a great articleand everything but I thought there would be a paragraph in the end that would instruct me what to do

writhe, suffer, and die a loathsome death under the boot of tyranny. basically.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Not fedposting here (not least because I'm fairly certain what I'm asking would require a national level of power to even get remotely close to pulling off), but what happens if their servers go offline? Like say, some electrical cut-off and whatever back-up generators fail to start? Or a virus that infiltrates their network completely or something?

Does the global economy just implode?

They won't go off. Ever. There are so many backups and redundancies to ensure that those servers running KYC every time you swipe your card never go down fully. They have thought of this for over 80 years. They won't go off line. They are fucking EARTHQUAKE rated.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Okay, you do it then.

Reminder that the people who talk about killing CEOs and politicians almost never go through with it because they are LARPing cowards. Luigi was the exception, not the rule. Even in that case, UHC already found a new CEO and continued on like nothing ever happened.

Yeah, because in the wake of his murdering that CEO we’ve seen mass reform to healthcare, executives everywhere stopped being greedy cunts, and everything became sunshine and roses.
Oh wait.

Go fed post somewhere else retard

Dear Glowies, I am not associated with this man, and I believe the best change, unironically, is through being a productive and liked member of society. Where, eventually, people find your charisma and character so charming they adopt your ideals and want to assist you with your goals and dreams.

P.S
Can I have a Mexican hooker show up to my place and rub my taint? Thanks!

Please do not respond to the retard.

 

[Evil Whitey]

The Eternal Drunk

 

[Brap God]

will read the word "holes" to refer to women and click off because it's entirely unnecessary and obvious pandering to a certain demographic (sexless gooner gamers)

You know there are many women who also agree with this but don't want to associate with a movement spearheaded by a guy who calls women "holes".

He didn't even insult the entirety of women, just the specific collective that's hellbent on spiting their opposition through any means necessary. And you are personally offended because that insult could, purely theoretically, apply to you. This is the equivalent of someone shit talking incels and a dude jumping in to take offense on behalf of all penis havers, it's beyond autistic. But sure, go off queen, withdraw your support over feefees rather than principles.

 

[harbringer883]

Dear Glowies, I am not associated with this man, and I believe the best change, unironically, is through being a productive and liked member of society. Where, eventually, people find your charisma and character so charming they adopt your ideals and want to assist you with your goals and dreams.

P.S
Can I have a Mexican hooker show up to my place and rub my taint? Thanks!

good goy

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

Global financial systems are incredibly redundant. Your best chance would probably be multiple tactical nuclear strikes on all datacenters they own/rent, which is likely dozens.

Why did we jump straight to "tactical nuclear strikes" where if it's just a fuckload of datacenters, 30 coordinated niggers with a pair of insulated wirecutters and knowledge of the local power network ought to be able to fuck shit up.
Still, would require glowie level funding, but not to the point of just fucking nuking datacenters.

 

[Mound Dweller]

He didn't even insult the entirety of women, just the specific collective that's hellbent on spiting their opposition through any means necessary. And you are personally offended because that insult could, purely theoretically, apply to you. This is the equivalent of someone shit talking incels and a dude jumping in to take offense on behalf of all penis havers, it's beyond autistic. But sure, go off queen, withdraw your support over feefees rather than principles.

NOOOOOO you don't UNDERSTAND the TERMINOLOGY is so PROBLEMAAAAATIC!

something something simply not human

 

[gagabobo1997]

Why did we jump straight to "tactical nuclear strikes" where if it's just a fuckload of datacenters, 30 coordinated niggers with a pair of insulated wirecutters and knowledge of the local power network ought to be able to fuck shit up.
Still, would require glowie level funding, but not to the point of just fucking nuking datacenters.

Every data center has armed guards, MULTIPLE backup diesel generators, some are even working on getting their own nuclear generators on-site. Heavy munitions are your best bet.

Might need some bunker busters for the underground datacenters too

And maybe torpedoes for the underwater ones


Not sure if visa/mc has any of those latter two, though.

 

[Jaimas]

Nothing. The bad guys always win.

If you genuinely believed that you'd off yourself and cut out the middleman.

But you haven't. Because you obviously want everyone to be as miserable and empty as you feel.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

Every data center has armed guards, MULTIPLE backup diesel generators, some are even working on getting their own nuclear generators on-site. Heavy munitions are your best bet.

Might need some bunker busters for the underground datacenters too
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And maybe torpedoes for the underwater ones
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Not sure if visa/mc has any of those latter two, though.

Ok so what I'm learning from this is that Payment Processor CEOs are literal bond villains with supervillain lairs.
What in the actual megafuck.