Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Max Free]

-wow fuckup that made him meme in wow community (do you see my mana? what am I supposed to do for you)
-kicked out of his guild onlyfangs because he refused to admit any fault, left wow
-got interviewed by dr K, exposing himself as a fucking sociopath
-got dunked on by steam calling his game abandonware FORCING him to patch the game to a bare minimum capacity. Record was 14 months without a patch for an "early access" game
-gamers collectively developed a hate boner for him lying about SKG, and slandering Ross scott, which ended up making it succeed at the last minute (knock on wood that we have over 1 mil legit)
-basically ALL sloptubers made fun of him, widely became dunked on by everyone from every corner of the internet.
-former kit bodega video with mald was removed as it refused to associate with mald
-removed from offbrand games
-hit 1k pages in a record #8 speed on KF
-caught fudging his hype trains
-got his wikipedia page for heartbound deleted for being irrelevant

He apparently also was member of an EVE Online Alliance called Stribog that hate him now, too.
It's mentioned at about at the 40 minute mark of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkbPlL7bRPc

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Just for context: said podcast, exact moment when he started talking about it. Date of upload — 22.07.2024. Nearly exactly a year has passed.


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It's not a scootypuff, it's a cleaning machine.

The fact he cheated on his wife by banging a gay furry over 10 years younger than him.
shows he is a sexual degen

lets call bets.

What would be the biggest bombshell to come out in the next few months?

1. Jason Hall is revealed to be a zoophile
2. Jason Hall is revealed to be a pedophile but quadruples down by saying "Actually, its hebeophilia, she/he was 16 and pedophiles target those much younger"
3. Jason Hall troons out to escape criticism.
4. Jason Hall was a shitty blizzard employee who bullied his colleagues because of his ties to his dad.

Which do you guys reckon would be likeliest to happen?

Once a cheater, always a cheater. So I am calling it: Mald is cheating on his pooner gf. Probably with multiple zoophile retards.

I very easily see him being a diaper zoo pedo. I do not see him trooning out, especially now. It's basically out of style by this point. It's more likely we learn he goons and listens to hypno porn for 24 hours straight on his days off.

4 is very possible.

He cheated on his wife after(?) her father died of heart attack and she was diagnosed with thyroid cancer. Pretty sure this was posted/discussed before, but just a reminder that you can't hate Mald enough (although, he probably did her a favor by leaving her):
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I knew all of this but every time I hear it again I am again horrified. His wife goes through cancer and he cheats on her, and talks about how "horrifying" and "hard" it all was. Absolute inhuman levels of evil, there. I hope he gets ass cancer from being blasted up the ass, and he fucking dies from it. He doesn't deserve better.

Randomly turned up this girlfriend cheating tweet through Google from almost a year ago. Strangely received its first comment just hours ago too.

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https://x.com/FunSizedThought/status/1825319217903837297


Nah it's pretty gay to name your kid Thor in America, unless you have Nordic heritage. Unsure if he does, but going by his dad being a massive nerd and the alleged thunderstorm origin story: guessing not. It's like naming your kid after Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones or Hercules, regardless if it's a common name internationally. Nobody here bats an eye at a white dude named Jason, a Hispanic named Jesus, or a Middle Easterner named Muhammad. Is this why he turned out a knobhead? Probably not, people have nicknames and preferred names all the time, but in this case it's obviously just another piece of his fake persona.

Thor is not his name. His parents named him Jason. His dad calls him Jason. "Thor" is a larp name he chose for himself and it's cringe to be larping a cool name when you are pushing 40.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

He apparently also was member of an EVE Online Alliance called Stribog that hate him now, too.
It's mentioned at about at the 40 minute mark of this video:

I didn't really want to count this since I believe the eve stuff happened last year? Wow fuckery happened in january, but still TECHNICALLY this year so.....

And everything else was distinctly relevant to this year.

And after all, thats what julays is about, what did they do THAT year?

So I don't count eve, not that it matters, he has enough to laugh at

 

[Stephen Rothman]

Randomly turned up this girlfriend cheating tweet through Google from almost a year ago. Strangely received its first comment just hours ago too.

https://x.com/FunSizedThought/status/1825319217903837297

Good thing you got the screenshot, because that's already gone.
Someone had archived it with archive.md, but it didn't catch the second tweet, so I archived it since it was still up.

 

[AI Wendigo]

Thor is not his name. His parents named him Jason. His dad calls him Jason. "Thor" is a larp name he chose for himself and it's cringe to be larping a cool name when you are pushing 40.

From what's been established, Thor is his real name. It's just his real middle name that he's choosing to go by because it sounds "cooler" than being called Jason. There was a post earlier in the thread, if memory serves, about how his dad was obsessed with the capeshit Thor and that's where it comes from.

 

[blargenheimer]

Good thing you got the screenshot, because that's already gone.
Someone had archived it with archive.md, but it didn't catch the second tweet, so I archived it since it was still up.

Thanks, didn't think it was that important, but after I posted it somebody left another new comment stating Jason had a Kiwifarms thread. That must have given the author the ick, so thanks whichever faggot here that was.

Thor is not his name.

If this is late my bad. It's old news, but funny anyway.

Bro is a legit cuck. Drives a prius yikes.

 

[Kharash]

From what's been established, Thor is his real name. It's just his real middle name that he's choosing to go by because it sounds "cooler" than being called Jason. There was a post earlier in the thread, if memory serves, about how his dad was obsessed with the capeshit Thor and that's where it comes from.

I think that was Metzen.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jason...wich-witness-x-potatosec.197757/post-21954530

 

[PrestonHolt]

That must have given the author the ick,

Imagine outing yourself a guy who got cucked by Mald, no wonder he'd delete that post.

 

[AI Wendigo]

I think that was Metzen.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jason...wich-witness-x-potatosec.197757/post-21954530

That's even stranger when you think about it. Guy has a co-worker obsessed with Thor, and then his son is using the same name as his super 1337 hacker persona online.

 

[babadook]

Anyone else waiting for the reveal that he's balding and wears a wig?

Can he give it to Bimmy once he's done?

 

[tarzor]

didn't think it was that important

still, you shouldve ghostarchived it if you thought it was important enough to share

 

[MegaFaggot]

I'm kind of surprised there aren't any dickpicks or nudes leaked of him yet, with degenerates like him that's usually one of the first things that happens. Especially since he seems to have fucked everyone's girlfriends/boyfriends.

He can still go the narcissa route and become a troon, maybe he'll go through third puberty and grow tits?

 

[Unimaginative Username]

So Mald is an easy win for Cow of the Year, right?

Five months is practically an eternity with everything that's happening this year. More than enough time for Karl Jobst to get arrested for bankruptcy fraud, for Rekieta to get busted trying to hire a hitman to rub out Aaron Imholte, or for Anisa and Anisa's husband* to get sued or even indicted for Creator Clash fraud.

*For some reason, reading this phrase always results in my mind's ear hearing Hank Hill saying it like it's "propane and propane accessories".

I knew all of this but every time I hear it again I am again horrified. His wife goes through cancer and he cheats on her, and talks about how "horrifying" and "hard" it all was. Absolute inhuman levels of evil, there. I hope he gets ass cancer from being blasted up the ass, and he fucking dies from it. He doesn't deserve better.

I hope one of the ferrets bites his dick while being sexually assaulted and it results in gangrene, leading to painful death or humiliating amputation (and a resultant troonout cope saga).

 

[itogi]

He can still go the narcissa route and become a troon, maybe he'll go through third puberty and grow tits?

Mald would never willingly drop the deep voice grift, his narcissism wouldn't allow it.

 

[ArisenShitman]

Mald would never willingly drop the deep voice grift, his narcissism wouldn't allow it.

There's plenty of troons on Twitch that have she/her pronouns and make zero attempts at being female complete with facial hair and a deep voice. This wouldn't stop him. If anything his ego wouldn't allow him to troon out.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

Five months is practically an eternity with everything that's happening this year. More than enough time for Karl Jobst to get arrested for bankruptcy fraud, for Rekieta to get busted trying to hire a hitman to rub out Aaron Imholte, or for Anisa and Anisa's husband* to get sued or even indicted for Creator Clash fraud.

*For some reason, reading this phrase always results in my mind's ear hearing Hank Hill saying it like it's "propane and propane accessories".

I hope one of the ferrets bites his dick while being sexually assaulted and it results in gangrene, leading to painful death or humiliating amputation (and a resultant troonout cope saga).

5 more months for stuff to come out about Mald too

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Archive

There is no end to these sloptubers.

Sub Count 78% of mald's subs this month are gifted. Might see the renewals coming up soon as the month comes to a close, but this extremely high. I don't know enough about twitch sub statistics, but it's just interesting because this one is abnormally high for him. So he is really staying afloat on the generosity of whoever is gifting.

 

[KosherFarms.net]

One of Thor's ferrets called 'Fig' has died.

You'd think by now he'd give them some blue mushrooms or a mana potion. Guess he's hogging them all to himself after the incident.

 

[MightBeJoel]

You'd think by now he'd give them some blue mushrooms or a mana potion. Guess he's hogging them all to himself after the incident.

I guess one of them died to lack of mana