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Gondolindrim said:
I actually really like SWTOR. My favorite thing about the Sith Empire is their self awareness. The Sith are naturally bloodthirsty retards who will happily shoot themselves in the foot just for a second of satisfaction. So the only way their civillization can work is with a rigid caste system and punishment for any Sith who gives into their base desires of widespread murder and mayhem. But you also know that they're doomed in the long run because even if they destroy the republic, they'll just descend into infighting like they always do.
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It was the Sith Emperor's job was to keep that infighting to a minimum, and for the first 1300 years of his reign, it worked. Even the Jedi historians looking over that part of Sith history noted how the Sith showed remarkable self-restraint, unity, and sacrifice, working to enact a plan of vengeance that most of them won't live to see. The Sith Empire functioned like a well-oiled machine, the backstabbings were kept to a minimum, everyone knew their place, and everyone worked for the greater good.

The moment the Sith Emperor started going off to focus on plans to destroy the galaxy or build up Zakuul, it was over for the Sith Empire, because he got so distracted that Darth Jadus even noted how he could turn the Dark Temple into a monument for himself, and the Sith Emperor would fail to object. As the Imperial Agent, you can even help Jadus take over the Sith Empire behind the Emperor's back, and the latter won't punish you in the least. And of course, without the Sith Emperor playing daddy over the Sith, they went back to backstabbing each other, and the Empire fell into decay. By the time you check in with Darth Marr in the first expansion, he tells you that the Empire is one standard year away from collapsing. If the Empire didn't grab the Isotope-5 during the Hutt Cartel-Republic war, they'd be doomed.
 
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Mr. Racewar1488 said:
It's a city, hence why it's called Cloud City and not Cloud Ship or Cloud Island.
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It does have replusor lifts and limited means of propulsion to maintain its position. And if needed to, move vertically and horizontally to another location on the planet. Moving at speed or going off world are however not doable.
 
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Mr. Racewar1488 said:
DESIGNATED. SHITTING. HYPERSPACE LANES.
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now I am just imagining an Indian or at least a equilviant culture of Human in the Star Wars universe shitting on the second Death Star shortly before the Battle of Endor and getting executed on orders of Palpatine
chocolatebargalileo said:
Do you prefer round lightsaber tips in the OT or the sharper tips in the PT?
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im Dooku-pilled personally
 
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Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
It floats above the clouds. Do enough damage to the repulsors and it'll fall. Of course, it'd be like 9/11 × 1000 to do so, which is why Lando didn't do it.
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No kidding.

Cloud City 1.webp
 
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Ghostse said:
You're just going to leave off Barriss like that?
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Shartsney sure did, taking forever to follow up on her story, then having the grand inquisitor not respond at all when facing the one who made him join the dark side, then having Vader not even pause for a second over what she did to Ahsoka, then ending her tale on another vague note where she might've survived a lightsaber stab because god-emperor forbid any character not be open to recycling forever.
 
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The greater a'tuin said:
Shartsney sure did, taking forever to follow up on her story, then having the grand inquisitor not respond at all when facing the one who made him join the dark side, then having Vader not even pause for a second over what she did to Ahsoka, then ending her tale on another vague note where she might've survived a lightsaber stab because god-emperor forbid any character not be open to recycling forever
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The Barriss episode in Tales of the Empire was a massive disappointment.

It was always my headcanon the Barriss became an inquisitor after what happened between her and Ahsoka after the CloneWars and I was very excited to see in the trailers that they were gonna have her turn into an inquisitor.

That was until the first few seconds of her being an inquisitor, they made her suddenly do a redemption arc and immediately leave the inquisitors despite being shown willing to kill innocents by blowing them up and clearly being deadset against the Jedi, I hate how modern Star Wars doesn't let characters be evil anymore.
If it were up to me, I would have had Barriss as an inquisitor fight Ahsoka, it would have been really emotional and would have been impactful to see them reunite in these terms, infact, I think it would have been awesome if Barriss turned out to be the inquisitor that Ahsoka that Ahsoka had to kill to get the lightsabers that she converted to white colored in Rebels, that would have been my version of Barriss's story in Tales of the Empire.

Disney never fails to disappoint.
 
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Powerhouse of the Cell said:
The Barriss episode in Tales of the Empire was a massive disappointment.

It was always my headcanon the Barriss became an inquisitor after what happened between her and Ahsoka after the CloneWars and I was very excited to see in the trailers that they were gonna have her turn into an inquisitor.

That was until the first few seconds of her being an inquisitor, they made her suddenly do a redemption arc and immediately leave the inquisitors despite being shown willing to kill innocents by blowing them up and clearly being deadset against the Jedi, I hate how modern Star Wars doesn't let characters be evil anymore.
If it were up to me, I would have had Barriss as an inquisitor fight Ahsoka, it would have been really emotional and would have been impactful to see them reunite in these terms, infact, I think it would have been awesome if Barriss turned out to be the inquisitor that Ahsoka that Ahsoka had to kill to get the lightsabers that she converted to white colored in Rebels, that would have been my version of Barriss's story in Tales of the Empire.

Disney never fails to disappoint.
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It's the same thing they did with Boba Fett. What should've been a show about the galaxy's most ruthless bounty hunter, a guy so brutal that even Darth Vader tells him to calm down and stop disintegrating people, turned into a good boy sheriff show where he saves the town from drug dealers. Overlooking the fact that he was practically a made man in a space mafia organization that literally sold and smuggled the stuff all across the galaxy.
 
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LORD IMPERATOR said:
It's the same thing they did with Boba Fett. What should've been a show about the galaxy's most ruthless bounty hunter, a guy so brutal that even Darth Vader tells him to calm down and stop disintegrating people, turned into a good boy sheriff show where he saves the town from drug dealers. Overlooking the fact that he was practically a made man in a space mafia organization that literally sold and smuggled the stuff all across the galaxy.
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The worst part is that the show could have worked had they not tried to make him some type of "hero" when trying to usurp Jabba's place on Tatooine.

I knew the show immediately turned gay when the man who had no problem killing for the empire suddenly cared about lowering water prices.
The real Boba Fett would have escaped the Tusken Raiders then come back to burn them alive himself before the antagonists of the show did.
 
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Wondered how they'll explain how Maul magically got his lightsaber back. 🤔
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When see Maul's lightsaber thrown all the way down that looked like a bunch of buildings. But whatever I guess.
 
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cjv97 said:
Wondered how they'll explain how Maul magically got his lightsaber back. 🤔
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When see Maul's lightsaber thrown all the way down that looked like a bunch of buildings. But whatever I guess.
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>Darth Maul wank
>Imperial Period
>Animated like TCW
Yep, the triple whammy of easy pandering. I expect current Star Wars fans are going to cream their pants at it. Even though we know for a fact that Maul's story ends with him dying like a bitch on Tattooine.
 
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