Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Candover said:
I'm thinking that Cobra Dragon story is just going to be mostly copy and pasted ChatGPT prompts that were "responces" to Josh asking it, "Writ a darjk gothick stroy abot king cobras and dragonjms fuising like from Dragoin Ball".

He already uses AI to make his music now, so I'm thinking he discovered it can write books too and he's abusing it. A book to top his magnum opus, "A Special Blonde", it will not be.
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AI is a boon to the mentally deficient and regarded (Andy Ditch too)
 
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I am always using the iphones photo-to-text feature, i lol’d when i tried it on that list.

King Coan JES_ Dortos Portllan

Boneless chèchentorest
Cheese
Contrycroc Onginal
fyoil
All purtose Floner
Doritos - Nacho ChiPS
Chees Suce
mNO
Rter milk
Beer fond Sander+

It had no idea what to do with Bacon and Eggs
 
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lebean said:
I just can't understand why he won't just assemble one himself with the same deli ingredients that would last 5 sandwiches.
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Return to Bogrrito.
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Angry Shoes said:
Thank you for reminding me of the best SeizureRobot intro ever made.
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I've been rewatching/relistening to all of Seizure's Snake Bones episodes and I have a hard time deciding which of his art projects inspired by Cobes is the best. They're all such strong contenders and I am shocked that he can keep finding inspiration in the boglim. Same goes for some of the art featured by his guests.
The intro from Josh & Creativity goes so unreasonably hard, Seizure you have no right to be this creatively gifted and talented in so many different types of media.
Josh & Society has another amazing intro but the art made by his guest, Donny Lurch, is also incredibly inspired.

Do yourselves a favour, toobz, and go watch ALL of Seizure's content. It's nothing short of amazing.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
Do yourselves a favour, toobz, and go watch ALL of Seizure's content. It's nothing short of amazing.
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I really respect the care and effort he puts into all his stuff. You can tell he knows a lot about Cobes lore and is actually entertained by him, plus all the art is top-tier. It's never been easier to be a lolcow slop creator so it's really refreshing to have someone who is an actual fan put out content like he does.
 
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RollingRock2 said:
When Cobes was kicked out of Albertsons for being a drunk bolim he threatened to leave a bad review which spurred his fans/troles to leave reviews of their own.
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I've always held that if troles review bomb some place a cow went to they should
#1 Leave a high rating. 1 starring a place is just lame and gay.
#2 Leave a funny and positive review. Single sentences spamming all caps is also lame and gay.
Also the grocery list. PL but for years we had to decipher my blind granddad's handwriting for his grocery lists so cobes is a cakewalk. However my approximation is:
boneless chichen lovest
bacon
cheese
contry croc onginal
fry oil
all purpose floner
dontos naho hips
chees sance
mayo
eggs
butter milk
beer
-joel sandir
 
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Candover said:
I'm thinking that Cobra Dragon story is just going to be mostly copy and pasted ChatGPT prompts that were "responces" to Josh asking it
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I gave ChatGPT very very few prompts, and made 3-4 touch ups and this is what it gave me and it’s fucking magical. This AI model seems to intimately know about Josh lmao


CobraSnakeOfDoom666: TrollSlayer From The Depths Of GENETICK SCIENCE

Once upon a slimey dark night under the glow of a half-eaten moon, a evil lab in Casper Wyomin birth a MONSTER… a genetickly alterd snake that had ALL the powerz of every snake that ever slithered even the ones that were invisble or vishusly poisonous with fangs the size of your moms clitty. Scientists tried to contain it with duct tape and anime body pillows but it was two STRONG FOR SUCH MEASURES. It was called: The COBRANATOR V4.20 and it was sick.

This thing could spit acid, fly like a glider snake, burrow like a sandworm, hypnotize with lazer eyes and hiss in autotune like T-Pain. It’s scalez shimmered like Mountain Dew Code Red, its magestie would e-clips all other snakes which were still dank af but someone’s gotta be top dog, youtoob. It was forged in a microwave powered by dark magic and diet soda. And it was MAD doodt like seriously if this super snake was dustr i would huff it all day.

It had one mission downloaded into its wormy DNA: DESTROY ALL GAY TROLLS. First victim was the cursed Bitesize Cobra, that greasy british fag boy who clips my videos outta context and makes me look like king window liquor. His tyme has come doodt, trust and believe. 1 if by land, 2 if by sea, 3 is when the cobra feeds hahahahahahathththr yesstth dood.
CobraSnakeOfDoom666 slithered through the WiFi router and EMERGED out the speakers, ready to dump more than tea dood.

Then it squeeeeezed Bitesize til his head popped like a zit on prom night and it sprayed Mountain Dew and blood all over his Funko Pops which was sick. The cops tried to taze the snake but the snake ate the taser and shit out lightning at the cops which instantly killed them, shit lightning is hilarious dood. It hissed so loud it made Alexa cry.

Next victim was SeizureRobot5000 who trolls me harder than puberty. He thought his antivirus could stop the serpent but he was graverly mistaken—it slithered into his smart fridge and replaced his LaCroix with cans of my personal piss. That’s what you get for supporting the french you fucking traitor. America; fuck yeah.

The snake wrapped him in USB cables and played nothing but my wand vids on loop until his brain melted like cheese on an oh so delicious Albertsons sub. I did it on his VCR which was deliciously ironic, dood.

The cursed lighters came next—the ones that NEVER light when I'm doing REAL magic on cam but light PERFECT when I'm off. They sat in a drawer laughin like “click click no flame loser lol.” But CobraSnakeOfDoom666 roasted them with a fart so assidic it burned a sweet pentagram into my countertop which was most definitely what’s up. I looked the liter in the face and said “that’s wat you get for bein cute you little fucker.”

When the rampage ended, CobraSnakeOfDoom666 slithered back to my apartment kitchen where we cracked open some warm Mountain Lightning cause the fridge is still broke. We ate pizza and sniffed Elens panties which was a rockin good tyme.

And so the legend lives on… the snake with all the snake-ness, forged in the seminal fluids of Ozzy Osbourne, who destroyed the trolls with the power of its superior anus.

LONG LIVE THE GOTHIC KING.
LONG LIVE SNAKE
I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER
BLACK FLAME TO LIGHT MY GREEN SMOKE
 
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