Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 37 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 495 10.1%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 131 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 154 3.2%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,833 37.5%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,233 45.7%

  • Total voters
    4,883
Anyone have thoughts on the thing this guy is asking the former Blizzard chick about?
This seems like something she would either know about, or be able to refute. I've no idea if he's mentioned this bifrost "device" anywhere else.
I believe he refers to this in his LinkedIn as follows, under
Blizzard Entertainment - Platform Services, QA Analyst - Automation
Sep 2009 - Oct 2012 · 3 yrs 2 mos
Projects Worked:
• Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty
• World of Warcraft
• Diablo 3
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But I couldn't find anything else about it online. His device looks like a beginners Arduino toy project you would give a nepo baby employee to work on.
Khronos donated around 2k didn't he? Can't remember exact numbers. Anyway, conclusive proof in image below, that Khronos gained back all the funds, or a portion of the funds, he donated to pump up the hype train beyond organic levels. Refunded by Jason, using the proceeds of the hype train for which Khronos donated into. Breach of ToS, on Jason and Khronos's part, and any other mods who also donated to the hype train. Also highly unethical and scummy.

Jason has been lying through his teeth on all of these clips where he says Khronos was not reimbursed for the donations he made to the hype train.
This is from his failed record attempt this year. The current drama is from the gay train from over a year ago
Do you know the date of the gay train? There may be a similar discord message regarding that one
Wait, it's all 2025. The discord message is 2025 and the drama vod with the donation is also 2025. Am I crazy?
 
Anyone have thoughts on the thing this guy is asking the former Blizzard chick about?

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This seems like something she would either know about, or be able to refute. I've no idea if he's mentioned this bifrost "device" anywhere else.
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>arduino
>custom hardware
?????

I don't even understand what the fuck this thing would even do. He says a UART to TTL converter but that's just a voltage converter for logic channels. Why the fuck would you need this? Why in the fuck would you use Auto It to communicate with it? I'm going to assume all this fucking thing did was the Auto It script did some mouse movement or hotkey shit on the PC and this stupid "custom hardware" he's flaunting which is no more than 2 off the shelf devices, just translated that to controls on a console or some USB device or other dumb shit. It's the only reason I can think of for the TTL converter.
 
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Not 100% sure if I'm on the right website since I'm not american, but doing a business trade name search for washington state returns absolutely nothing for mald's ferret rescue. No results for ferret software nor snails house ferret sanctuary, but I did find pirate software and humane society for washington(the charity that mald works with, and donated to)

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I guess this is just jason's convenient lolbertarian side coming out, since he seems to neglect registering the shelter, either charity or business, under its trade name, which I assume is a legal requirement when you're handling a for profit "animal rescue". I don't see how his "animal rescue" isn't legally a hoard.

Wait, it's all 2025. The discord message is 2025 and the drama vod with the donation is also 2025. Am I crazy?

Yeah the donation is his attempt to break neurosama's hype train record on april 1st of this year.
 
>claims to have worked in automation
>personal workflow has no automation

Lying as usual.
Not 100% sure if I'm on the right website since I'm not american, but doing a business trade name search for washington state returns absolutely nothing for mald's ferret rescue. No results for ferret software nor snails house ferret sanctuary, but I did find pirate software and humane society for washington(the charity that mald works with, and donated to)


I guess this is just jason's convenient lolbertarian side coming out, since he seems to neglect registering the shelter, either charity or business, under its trade name, which I assume is a legal requirement when you're handling a for profit "animal rescue"
I remember at least two people tried to find anything about his "charity" as well and no one ever could. If it was in any way a real charity then Mald would have talked about it by now. It isn't. Everything is under his personal business and he's misleading people.
 
>claims to have worked in automation
>personal workflow has no automation

Lying as usual.

I remember at least two people tried to find anything about his "charity" as well and no one ever could. If it was in any way a real charity then Mald would have talked about it by now. It isn't. Everything is under his personal business and he's misleading people.
IIRC this was discussed somewhere earlier in this thread and the ferret raper specifically avoids calling it a charity to avoid this sort of thing.
 
Jason has been lying through his teeth on all of these clips where he says Khronos was not reimbursed for the donations he made to the hype train.

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Any chance you can get an earlier screenshot for when maldy initially informed people about the 50% split?

(also @Full Body I see you posted too but I can't quote you, I think it's a new account thing. Thanks though)

edit: leaving the "leak" aside for a moment, just by stating that you'll split the revenue, which includes Bits, can already be argued as a breach of "Don’t solicit Bits in exchange for money or donations".
It's not too strong of a case, but that's not including all the deception that can be argued with the other happenings.
I don't really believe this will result in any Twitch action, but it's probably enough content for another wave of sloptubing and maldy malding.
(also sorry I hate Discord too much to even use it for a-logging)
 
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Not 100% sure if I'm on the right website since I'm not american, but doing a business trade name search for washington state returns absolutely nothing for mald's ferret rescue. No results for ferret software nor snails house ferret sanctuary, but I did find pirate software and humane society for washington(the charity that mald works with, and donated to)


I guess this is just jason's convenient lolbertarian side coming out, since he seems to neglect registering the shelter, either charity or business, under its trade name, which I assume is a legal requirement when you're handling a for profit "animal rescue". I don't see how his "animal rescue" isn't legally a hoard.



Yeah the donation is his attempt to break neurosama's hype train record on april 1st of this year.
You can also search this site using business owner name, I put in Jason hall and got a lot of hits but only the two you show with Thor or T as the middle name
 
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I don't see how his "animal rescue" isn't legally a hoard.
They are far exceeding the legal limitations on animals/pets regardless if its a rescue or not. Seeing as its just a small house in the middle of a residential neighborhood, I wouldn't be surprised to see a large scale animal seizure sometime in the future. How it hasn't happened already is beyond me.
 
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This seems like something she would either know about, or be able to refute. I've no idea if he's mentioned this bifrost "device" anywhere else.
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The device is probably real. But most likely just mapping computer generated control inputs to console controller inputs. Not all that impressive. The 30k hours is definitely an overstatement.
>arduino
>custom hardware
?????

I don't even understand what the fuck this thing would even do. He says a UART to TTL converter but that's just a voltage converter for logic channels. Why the fuck would you need this? Why in the fuck would you use Auto It to communicate with it? I'm going to assume all this fucking thing did was the Auto It script did some mouse movement or hotkey shit on the PC and this stupid "custom hardware" he's flaunting which is no more than 2 off the shelf devices, just translated that to controls on a console or some USB device or other dumb shit. It's the only reason I can think of for the TTL converter.
Yeah, pretty much
IIRC this was discussed somewhere earlier in this thread and the ferret raper specifically avoids calling it a charity to avoid this sort of thing.
To avoid the appearance of impropriety he actually commits impropriety.
 
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This seems like something she would either know about, or be able to refute. I've no idea if he's mentioned this bifrost "device" anywhere else.
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Was there a time skip or did he just magically happen to have some widget right next to him that he spontaneously talked about by pure chance?

I remember at least two people tried to find anything about his "charity" as well and no one ever could. If it was in any way a real charity then Mald would have talked about it by now. It isn't. Everything is under his personal business and he's misleading people.
IIRC this was discussed somewhere earlier in this thread and the ferret raper specifically avoids calling it a charity to avoid this sort of thing.
Correct, and his reasoning is exceptionally retarded. He said most charity commits fraud, therefor he won't make a charity specifically which makes absolutely no sense. Charity organizations aren't magically committing fraud by their nature, it's the people who run them that do, so if you're not a bad faith actor there shouldn't be any reason not to make it a charity.
 
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Maldy said that ALL donations go the mods and only sub/ad money goes to him.
The difference here is donations versus "bits." Bits are the cam whore tokens that Twitch gets a cut of, and count towards the hype trains. Donations don't. So he'd be fine to give or split donations in this instance, but not any revenue received through bits.
 
For a guy who claims to be an expert in cybersecurity he sure is fuckin retarded enough to keep his personal discord account on his streaming PC.

How often does this happen? Why do people keep personal shit on their streaming PCs? Didn't a guy accidentally show CP when he hit his windows key and it showed up in his recent images a few years ago? (not defending him I just thought it was a funny example)

What is wrong with these retards?
 
She talks about wanting to fuck dog "men" and weird shark monsters.
I don't think a smelly greasy man thing is off the table.
shes an asian 5/10, she could get anything better than Mald on a whim, if she actually is not a walking red flag beyond her degenerate proclivities, that is
So the only fans of Jason are genuine retarded subhumans then, gotcha. Nobody else unironically watches shorts, let alone with no adblock on.
Shorts revenue is infamously low compared to the watch time, he has to have all of his shit have the reach it had right before and after he hit his peak, and i doubt the algorithm would favour him as much anymore
 
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For a guy who claims to be an expert in cybersecurity he sure is fuckin retarded enough to keep his personal discord account on his streaming PC.

How often does this happen? Why do people keep personal shit on their streaming PCs? Didn't a guy accidentally show CP when he hit his windows key and it showed up in his recent images a few years ago? (not defending him I just thought it was a funny example)

What is wrong with these retards?
Streaming in a dual PC it's a bitch because you need monitoring the sounds from the streamer PC at yours and send your pc video and audio feed to the streaming one at the same time without a feedback loop so you can hear the tts and other shits and the audience hear your gameplay sounds... It's doable but I don't think mald has the brain power to build this kind of a setup... He is a plug&play nigger pretending to be a 1337 haxxor after all...

2 separate PC it's just waste of resource especially if someone spending half his day just front of one...

He could use a tablet to handle his personal shits during stream and just ask his asspatts to use TeamSpeak during shared circle jerk sessions instead of DC... But again this requires foresight which mald clearly lacking off...
 
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They are far exceeding the legal limitations on animals/pets regardless if its a rescue or not. Seeing as its just a small house in the middle of a residential neighborhood, I wouldn't be surprised to see a large scale animal seizure sometime in the future. How it hasn't happened already is beyond me.
I think based on the amount of (recent) ferret deaths, we're only 1 alog phonecall away from jason getting a lil knock knock about his furry fleshlights.
 
I'm no fancy programmer but this looks like it could be done via common groups.


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The last time I did programming was in trade school in like 2016, and yet I feel confident to say that if you showed this code to any recruiter, one of their most basic questions would be:
"Sooooo... why the fuck are you storing the difficulty as a string instead of just an int from 0-4?"

This is student project tier coding, and even then, the teacher would take points off for CTRL+Ving too much. Zero scalability, and that's why this Undertale ripoff needs years of "development".
 
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