Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mekahineyho]

Amber corrected someone in the chat for accidentally typing FAA instead of FDA, then proceeded to say “drankded” about drinking out that owala water bottle lol

 

[Clotso Coof]

accidentally typing FAA instead of FDA

She's the size of an airplane, so I can see why someone might absentmindedly use FAA while talking about her.

 

[by the wawter]

It's actually Rebecca.

It's thumb and yall know it

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

How fucking fat and lazy do you need to envy fake teeth holy shit

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Not the "short hair makes your face rounder and fatter" bullshit again when some Ambaby suggests getting a similar haircut to her mother She really does think those greasy limp fried rats tails she calls "hair" disguise 500 of the 600 el bees she's carrying.

I suppose shorter hair would be more difficult to scrape up into a poop bun six days a week when she hasn't been showereeeen

 

[ExplodedWhale]

Not the "short hair makes your face rounder and fatter" bullshit again when some Ambaby suggests getting a similar haircut to her mother She really does think those greasy limp fried rats tails she calls "hair" disguise 500 of the 600 el bees she's carrying.

I suppose shorter hair would be more difficult to scrape up into a poop bun six days a week when she hasn't been showereeeen

She's literally such a rotten cunt of a person lmao. Her mom isn't a looker but she looks a lot better with all that dead hair cut off. Amber would look decent too, but she's really stuck to the idea that she's a dainty lipstick lesbian so she's gonna keep that limp greasy string she calls hair until it falls out.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

You just know the hair gets stuck in the rolls and gets yanked out

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Not the "short hair makes your face rounder and fatter" bullshit again when some Ambaby suggests getting a similar haircut to her mother She really does think those greasy limp fried rats tails she calls "hair" disguise 500 of the 600 el bees she's carrying.

I suppose shorter hair would be more difficult to scrape up into a poop bun six days a week when she hasn't been showereeeen

I'd actually say it has the exact opposite effect. On any normal weight woman, hair like that would actually make them look thinner if it encompasses her frame.

Amber though? Her har is just draped over a part of her piggish front. It's like trying to hide a hippo by slinging a towel over it, instead of one of nature's most ruthless predators, you're looking at a stunted development cluster (O)B(CD) consumer whore.

ETA: Though I suppose it makes sense to her, considering most of what she sees of herself is her face. Either way, this made me think of that clip of Amber dressed in all black at this birthday party when she was back with Becky. I feel that one best encapsulates what I said earlier.

 

[Major Pain]

I personally think the only reason Hamberlard keeps her hair long is because it's the only skinny thing on her, and only getting skinnier.
Haters gonna hate.

 

[Five72.4]

I know she doesn’t wash her hair much, but why keep it THAT long when showers are already strenuous for her??

 

[BubblezMcThreee]

I know she doesn’t wash her hair much, but why keep it THAT long when showers are already strenuous for her??

Because she truly think it looks good on her and that it makes her more bootyful. She no doubt gazes into the mirror, languidly brushing her hair and imagining that she looks just like a Disney Princess...Yeah, Cinderellard.

 

[Talakai]

I think she clings to the long hair because it's the only feature on her that distinguishes her as female. She's an amorphous, sexless blob who would be mistaken as a man from behind (or any angle really) if not for the long, stringy mop.

 

[janeir0]

who would be mistaken as a man from behind

I think you're being overly generous and most would have trouble recognizing her as a person from behind

 

[Constellationzero]

Because she truly think it looks good on her and that it makes her more bootyful. She no doubt gazes into the mirror, languidly brushing her hair and imagining that she looks just like a Disney Princess...Yeah, Cinderellard.

While looking EXACTLY like her morbidly obese, sex offender registry looking sperm donor of a fAtHeR. Just with long, stringy, greasy Cyraxx wisps.

So princess. Much Disney.

 

[tuttermouse]

the ham most be mourning

 

[Baking Muffins]

I know she doesn’t wash her hair much, but why keep it THAT long when showers are already strenuous for her??

She’d have to cut it herself or get someone to come do it at her apartment bc you know she can’t fit into a salon chair. Even if she did, she’d be too self conscious for a stylist and their customers to see her waddle in.

 

[Unreachable Twat]

She’d have to cut it herself or get someone to come do it at her apartment bc you know she can’t fit into a salon chair. Even if she did, she’d be too self conscious for a stylist and their customers to see her waddle in.

Imagine her cunt.

 

[lemon_zest]

She’d have to cut it herself or get someone to come do it at her apartment bc you know she can’t fit into a salon chair. Even if she did, she’d be too self conscious for a stylist and their customers to see her waddle in.

‘member when she went to the Fantastic Sam’s with her gaggle of fats and they laid out burger king on the waiting room table? i miss her fuck ass “ombre”

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Imagine her cunt.

No.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

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What is it with dumb fat Burgerland retards always being distantly related to some celebrity or historical figure? Amber claims to be related to Ozzy Osbourne (btw that's not his real name gorl) and Becky apparently had Henry VIII in her family tree. Why are they never related to Fergus the Retarded or Mary the Humungous?