Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Super Hans v2]

He isn't allowed to die because he doesn't understand suffering yet.

If Jack can't understand suffering after a half dozen strokes, a nursing home visit, years of having a dead arm, needing a scooty puff to take a trip to the shitter, being legally blind, having every drink, swallow of food, and even breath be a slight scare, and in general being so unfit that he becomes winded by leaning against the countertop, I don't think another would do much good.

I would say that Jack's no smarter than an animal, but at least cats and dogs know to do basic medical self-aid like by eating grass.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Has Fatty made any comments on the Superman movie doing really well considering how much he was going on about how it was going to fail?

I doubt his stroked out brain can remember he said that. He will just pretend he never said it, although he probably won't need to pretend based on how degenerated his brain is

 

[Tiresome]

I doubt his stroked out brain can remember he said that. He will just pretend he never said it, although he probably won't need to pretend based on how degenerated his brain is

*squints at comments* "Soogerman? Uh huh I like soogerman. He's AMERIGUN. Whad new mobie?"

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Has Fatty made any comments on the Superman movie doing really well considering how much he was going on about how it was going to fail?

This was the last thing Jack said about Superman, honestly not surprised that he'd be a Snyderbro given the Cavill Superman had heavy handed Biblical imagery

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

"The worst thing you can say to a Christian is that they're not being Christ like,"

He's incredibly ignorant. Telling someone they're not being Christ-like and encouraging them to change their behavior is an act of love. Of course you need to make sure you yourself are not acting that way, beam vs. splinter and all that.

The worst thing you can say to a Christian is tell them their sins are acceptable.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

If Jack can't understand suffering after a half dozen strokes, a nursing home visit, years of having a dead arm, needing a scooty puff to take a trip to the shitter, being legally blind, having every drink, swallow of food, and even breath be a slight scare, and in general being so unfit that he becomes winded by leaning against the countertop, I don't think another would do much good.

I would say that Jack's no smarter than an animal, but at least cats and dogs know to do basic medical self-aid like by eating grass.

Jack would still argue with you and become enraged either way.

 

[SteveGoatman]

*squints at comments* "Soogerman? Uh huh I like soogerman. He's AMERIGUN. Whad new mobie?"

Bingo, he'll absolutely pretend this "hot take" never happened unless somebody brings it up (and even then he'll make some excuse). Look, I saw the movie and it was enjoyable enough, especially Hoult as Luthor, but the most I would say is that it was "ok". Regardless, it's making a lot of money despite Jack's prediction/hope that it would bomb because "woke".

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Bingo, he'll absolutely pretend this "hot take" never happened unless somebody brings it up (and even then he'll make some excuse). Look, I saw the movie and it was enjoyable enough, especially Hoult as Luthor, but the most I would say is that it was "ok". Regardless, it's making a lot of money despite Jack's prediction/hope that it would bomb because "woke".

I'm so tired of capeshit that I can't even bring myself to really care if it does well or not. But I want it to succeed if for no other reason to piss Fatty off that a movie he decried as "woke" succeeded.

On the other hand I liked that Nathan Fillion finally got to play a Green Lantern in real life even if it was Guy Gardener. I still say he should have played Hal Jordan.

 

[the khat quaffer]

New Jack Vlogs:

It's still wild to me that someone's impulse after having a life-altering emergency would be to vlog themselves on the hospital bed. Kind of like those kids taking instagram selfies with their dying family members on a hospital bed in the background.

Sad knowing that the only people in Jack's life that notice his life events are the Hamster and hatewatchers.

I'm so tired of capeshit that I can't even bring myself to really care if it does well or not. But I want it to succeed if for no other reason to piss Fatty off that a movie he decried as "woke" succeeded.

On the other hand I liked that Nathan Fillion finally got to play a Green Lantern in real life even if it was Guy Gardener. I still say he should have played Hal Jordan.

It was

Spoiler: (continued)

n't shit. Pretty entertaining actually. I'm beyond fatigued of superheroes but it was a pretty fun watch. Though I tend to curb my autism when out with the fellas. It's a James Gunn film so if you violently dislike the guy, you'll hate it no matter what. The notoriously childish superhero humor is there, but noticeably restrained. It almost seemed like they tried to avoid some of the more glaring mistakes Marvel has been doing nonstop for the last decade.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It might be a decent enough movie but I can't drag my ass there to see it so I'll just wait until it's on some streaming platform somewhere before seeing it.

At least that way I can watch it in the comfort of my own home.

 

[densedance]

It's still wild to me that someone's impulse after having a life-altering emergency would be to vlog themselves on the hospital bed. Kind of like those kids taking instagram selfies with their dying family members on a hospital bed in the background.

Also while shit talking about the Hospital Staff & the food he got. Good thing that everyone needs a Tammy so your super stroked out fat ass can get KFC tshiggn while you recover from your 5th stroke in the fucking hospital bed.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack: "AI IS BAD" and "CENSORSHIP IS BAD"






Also Jack: "AI GUD AND CENSORSHIP GUD IF ITS THE DEMONRATS"








Also remember when Jack bitched about Trump for the Epstein stuff



Now he's simping for Trump and Republicans while moving the goalposts on the Epstein stuff









Also I love how Jack thinks of himself as a badass and a funny guy





And more doomposting

 

[ZipDisk]

Fat fuck better keep his mouth shut about the prince of darkness.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack: "AI IS BAD" and "CENSORSHIP IS BAD"

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Also Jack: "AI GUD AND CENSORSHIP GUD IF ITS THE DEMONRATS"

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Also remember when Jack bitched about Trump for the Epstein stuff

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Now he's simping for Trump and Republicans while moving the goalposts on the Epstein stuff

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Also I love how Jack thinks of himself as a badass and a funny guy

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And more doomposting

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Everything out of his mouth is more retarded than the previous thing.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Everything out of his mouth is more retarded than the previous thing.

For me it's how little self awareness Jack has to how blatantly hypocritical he is which honestly makes me loathe the guy

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

For me it's how little self awareness Jack has to how blatantly hypocritical he is which honestly makes me loathe the guy

He manages to somehow be one of the most odious cows on the site not involved in animal cruelty or tranny shenanigans.

 

[Tiresome]

not involved in animal cruelty

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

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Fair point, but I was thinking along the lines of the monkey snuff groups.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Fat fuck better keep his mouth shut about the prince of darkness.

Too late….And Jack spelled his name wrong.

Fair point, but I was thinking along the lines of the monkey snuff groups.

Well…it kind of is. On an evolutionary scale of course.

 

[p1138]

And more doomposting

AH yes, the low income housing that is going to be built in the hills of Los Angeles, and of course on those beach front lots in Santa Monica and Malibu that even as empty burnt out lots still have pricetags starting at 3-5 million dollars before dealing with all of the red tape of actually building on it... totally going to get turned into section 8.