Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[The Stranger]

Does anybody know if Shaye is a MtF or FtM tranny?

He claims that some of that twitch money is going to charity. Those donations for TTS stuff that don't get read out, or whatever the hell that shit is. Charity..? Me arse. I guess it ends up in his own pockets for his ferret brothel.

And his middle name might be thor because blizzard had this game called "the lost vikings". But that's a bit of a stretch.

RiverMakes aka f1shb0nes, goes by Shaye, is the illustrator for Heartbound, is an exotic veterinarian, a furry pooner, Jason's current roommate, and sexual partner.

- from the OP. Pooner is a FtM FYI

 

[Joe Headroom]

And his middle name might be thor because blizzard had this game called "the lost vikings". But that's a bit of a stretch.

As Jason tells it, his middle name is 'Thor' because there was a bad electrical storm the night he was born.

His brother, Damien Russel Hall, got his middle name from being born in November, and the sound of rustling leaves.

 

[volatile puar]

On the topic of the famous signs in the furry forest, I've seen a few people play this game, and none of them ever thought about reading the signs. That argument was worth it, tho. The localization problems, too.

As Jason tells it, his middle name is 'Thor' because there was a bad electrical storm the night he was born.

His brother, Damien Russel Hall, got his middle name from being born in November, and the sound of rustling leaves.

We don't talk about his brother born during a mostly peaceful protest.

 

[A ghoul teaching his son]

Just watched the cat clip, is this retard looking to loose whatever followers he has left? I would be willing to believe that the cat was being a gluttonous fuck and just wanted more food. But apparently Mald will not feed his pooner's dear pet, even though the animal pointedly asked for food and Mald knows it should be fed. There goes some furry followers I guess.
Insane behavior dude,

 

[invisibult plus+]

Not sure what makes someone deny a hungry animal access to food, but I can only imagine that him and Shaye are disagreeing behind the scenes. More than likely fighting. Stress and financial downturn will cause that.

@Cats would be disgusted.

What a piece of shit. Just feed the cat. It has to eat, just like your ferrets. You made feeding an animal because it can't feed itself a plot point FFS. Don't withhold food to punish your not-girlfriend. Spiteful fuck.

 

[potato sack]

this nigger keeps choosing the worst possible dialogue option and it's fucking hilarious

poor cat tho

 

[Poisonbreath]

He was out of mana. What do you want him to do?

You think he had time to cast this? Insane behaviour. He's too busy with his config files. Eat his entire ass.

edit: Seriously though, he could've just spit out some line about specific feeding times and that it already ate or that shaye handles it. It's easy to lie about this and look fine, but he fucks even that up.

 

[Random Troll]

The poor kitty probably doesn't ever get some proper wet food.

(at least it doesn't get raped)

 

[invisibult plus+]

The poor kitty probably doesn't ever get some proper wet food.

(at least it doesn't get raped)

It literally takes a minute to feed the cat.

Literally.

 

[WebFelching]

In 2015 he was reminding Redditors he worked at Blizzard for 5 years.

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This guy is unbelievable. What a little liar. "I work my ass off"

 

[Poisonbreath]

"I work my ass off"

All that sitting and doing nothing would wear out his ass, so maybe he's being honest in a roundabout way.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

we know he worked his ass off with that gnome

 

[BigPeanut]

They are far exceeding the legal limitations on animals/pets regardless if its a rescue or not. Seeing as its just a small house in the middle of a residential neighborhood, I wouldn't be surprised to see a large scale animal seizure sometime in the future. How it hasn't happened already is beyond me.

Don’t worry, like 30 die every week at ferret-dachau, so he’s under the legal number I’m sure.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

You think he had time to cast this? Insane behaviour. He's too busy with his config files. Eat his entire ass.

edit: Seriously though, he could've just spit out some line about specific feeding times and that it already ate or that shaye handles it. It's easy to lie about this and look fine, but he fucks even that up.

1 mana seems low, but since he literally GOT UP and followed the cat already, its pretty onpoint. At that point even if I hated the cat and cats owner, whatever, even with that ill feed them JUST to make them leave me alone

OR if he even ignored the cat and locked it out of his room without checking the food bowl, that would be more understandable but no, he got up, followed the cat, assessed the situation, saw the cat was distressed, saw the empty food bowl, next to the cat food bag, nodded, said "your out of food huh? Do you see my mana? What am I supposed to do for you" and then blinked away for 170 mana.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

What am I supposed to do for you" and then blinked away for 170 mana.

Truly seems like brother can't escape the roach personification.

He's too busy with his config files. Eat his entire ass.

It would still be shitty of him if he just refused to get up and said "it's not my cat", but the fact that he got up and went down there and still said "nah fuck you pussy" and slinked back upstairs is just crazy to me.

Can you imagine this guy in a workplace environment, where good communication and teamwork skills are expected?

No wonder he fucking "quit"...

Spoiler: Rant.

.. and became his own boss. At this point I'm convinced that "i want(ed) to be my own boss" is just code for, "i'm a royal pain in the fucking ass to work with". Like of course no one wants a boss, but to say it out loud just smacks of someone who's unmindful, probably belligerent and self absorbed.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Not sure what makes someone deny a hungry animal access to food,

"I don't feed him."
Holy fuck. What a piece of shit.

I could see if the cat was fat and on a diet.
But, cmon man.
IT IS YOUR WIFE / SO'S CAT.
He is a sociopath through and through.
E:
Here's an example of not feeding a cat and giving a valid reason.
Because you're not a psychopath.

 

[invisibult plus+]

At least he didn’t feed the cat garbage, right? Just to reiterate, this is one of the first things you do in Heartbound.

 

[p1138]

IT IS YOUR WIFE / SO'S CAT.

But he fucks ferrets, not cats.

 

[The Bogwater Rises]

I hate this furry faggot, but I don't have energy to follow these things closely.

I do like that every time I pop into the thread I learn there's a new thing to continue hating this guy for.

 

[Pigeon Enthusiast]

Not sure what makes someone deny a hungry animal access to food, but I can only imagine that him and Shaye are disagreeing behind the scenes. More than likely fighting. Stress and financial downturn will cause that.

It's a cute cat and not a shit-smeared rat, so he's not sexually attracted to it, and therefore does not give a shit about it being in distress.

It comes off mostly as him spiting Shaye, though. He probably had a lecture ready when she got home, "should have fed your cat" or something. Seems like the kind of smug shit he would do, given the tone of his "not my cat, not my cat, not my cat" refrain in the clip.