Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[whalebiologist]

Ferretfucker.

 

[canalCrab]

ROSS HASN'T BEEN REPLACED BY MOLD, YOU'RE JUST BEING PARANOID!

ROSS HASN'T BEEN ABSORBED BY MOLD, HE HAS ABSORBED THE MOLD. HE NOW CONTROLS THE FUNGI OF THE WORLD.

 

[Joe Headroom]

Despite that, the "perception" from his coworkers was that he was completely useless

Jason thought his 30,000 hours 'saved' would enable him to sit in his cubicle and do nothing. Jason probably read on one of his hacker forums about someone completely automating their job and doing nothing all day, but he didn't realize that people who automate their jobs don't do it in full view of their teammates, or if they do, then they're a tech wizard, aka "the guy". Jason is not "the guy".

Says he's great at automation, and then says he had 6 PCs(all with a dedicated monitor) in his cubicle for efficiency.. has this automation wizard never heard of a fucking KVM switch?

KVM wouldn't solve the issue. I assume the monitors were for the consoles running the tests. The part that makes me laugh is that he got six computers, each to run a single one of his stupid automation scripts because he couldn't figure out how to individually address each of his little devices from a single test computer. Think about that, he got six enterprise Dell computers in his cubicle to run tests, those things aint cheap. He then proceeds to hotbox his cubicle, sweating and smelling all day, and running a box fan to spread the joyous odor around the office.

Just glueing two boards together, and the code is either just a project clone, or copypasta of a library with toggle switches on/off for HID outputs.

and he calls it 'Bifrost'... You know he had that name ready for a long time.

I love that he bitches about having to purchase his own arduinos because he knows he'll never-ever have a use for them again. Instead of learning to program one to accomplish really simple automation tasks, they'll just rot in their sad little tupperware graves for the rest of their life.

 

[Well Intentioned]

I don't believe for a second that Mald's coworkers had a "perception" of him not doing his job, while his manager was glazing him and telling him he was doing great. He was probably put on a PIP or just told he needs to start delivering, or else. And then he left in a hissy fit.

The manager could've also been smart enough to realize coming down like a ton of bricks on a nepo hire would probably not advance their own career aspirations and basically just did Maldy containment -- glazed him and gave him 'special projects' and let the rest of the team do the actual work. Probably annoying for the rest of the rank and file but probably the best course of handling it.

 

[Glowie]

Maybe i'm blazing rainbow optimistic on this, but I think AI is (eventually) going to get good enough to replace every human job. Everything we've seen from the best thing out there is a prototype. In four years, this shit has gone from cave scratchings to art student's 201 class in the field of ai art alone. But forget creativity fields because people get mad about that. productivity fields? AI is gonna crush this in maybe three to five years.

AI gets better than Jason 100% guaranteed. Not a hard thing to.

I just needed to needed to ask "Please remove redundant code and code related to steam from this GML code" so much time saved. Thank you OpenAI!

 

[Dr. Künt]

I don't know if this was posted before, because thread to fast, but the Warframe lady made fun of the running on a fridge situation.

https://youtu.be/FSqwET8-P-Q?t=1834

 

[Unimaginative Username]

"Not my cat" made me hate him more than everything else

He was out of mana. What do you want him to do?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Says he's great at automation, and then says he had 6 PCs(all with a dedicated monitor) in his cubicle for efficiency.. has this automation wizard never heard of a fucking KVM switch? Less than 100 dollars for one that supports 8 towers. I hate this fucking guy.

I don't understand how he can look himself in the eye after all his lying. Every mirror in his house must be broken.

I guess he never heard of cluster computers either.

 

[Well Intentioned]

I get why he himself would be flagging the videos out of butthurt, but why would a third-party be involved to such a degree? I suppose it's either children or mentally incapacitated people because otherwise I really cannot fathom a reason for such an involvement by a third-party.

LSF on reddit is filled with his dickriders and it is pretty easy to spot them with their contrarian bullshit anytime his name pops up or a thread is posted about him.

My guess is he has a horde of easily impressionable young folks/NEETs who view him as a role model of some kind and don't want the illusion Maldy had crafted for himself to shatter. Sunk cost/attachment theories. So you have these fans going out and gunt guarding his ferret-stank ass.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

He was out of mana. What do you want him to do?

We harden up at that moment we move our ass and we go to feed

 

[gogeta77]

 

[Panzerfrau]

Great, so now the cat ladies will hate him too (on top of, well, everyone else)...

 

[my penis is on fire]

Playing through some of the entries in the SKG Game Jam. Here's some of the standouts so far:
Hog Hunters Online - Finish a raid in an MMO about hunting wild hogs, in the minutes before the servers are shut down. Very SOVLful, made me smile.
The Postman - You are a mail bot, you juggle sorting packages and making sure you don’t fall apart. Surprisingly fun, animations are very well done.
Parasite - Basically golf, but you're a parasite jumping from human to human. Deceptively simple and fun, also enjoyed the minimal Flash-esque visual style.
New York Minute - You are a journalist trapped in a cult bunker being chased by a smoke monster. Pretty standard find-8-pages-like, very polished for a game jam game.
Laibee is Sure! - A platformer in which you are a small bird with a short lifespan, determined to reach your goals. Very charming, love the visuals.
Obsoletion - A short sci-fi VN with a bit of meta-commentary on SKG. Very well made. Might sound like "le irony dating sim" from the description, but it's not.
Voting appears to be only open to people who submitted games, so Maldavian gayops aren't possible. I wonder how Groidavius Nigtree feels knowing his tardrage is the reason these games exist?

 

[Mio Naganohara]

"Nope, not my cat."

What the absolute fuck is wrong with you, mald? You live with Shaye, have done so for years, and now that something actually needs your help, you just let it suffer?
This clip is a fucking microcosm of everything Mald is.

(Quoting this because I cant quote Hillbilly Slim's post)

This really encapsulates so much of what is wrong with Fagtree. Not only is he insufferably petty, so unbelievably lazy that he won't lift a finger if he can manipulate others to doing work for him; it also shows his "wholesome animal lover" persona is a charade much like everything else in his life. "Not my cat " what a fucking bitch ass narcissistic retard

Is that why he's so obsessed with his game running on a fridge?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Anyone have thoughts on the thing this guy is asking the former Blizzard chick about?

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This seems like something she would either know about, or be able to refute. I've no idea if he's mentioned this bifrost "device" anywhere else.
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LOL who the fuck does he think he is fooling?
Nigger you were QA at best. You didn't do ANYTHING.
Of course the faggot calls it something from norse mythology.

. Why the fuck would you need this?

"Listen here Jason, we're going to give you a very important task. We need you to go get the blinker fluid from the shop to repair our fleet of vehicles. It will save us tens of thousands of hours in manpower."

shes an asian 5/10, she could get anything better than Mald on a whim, if she actually is not a walking red flag beyond her degenerate proclivities, that is

And this goblin was banging this married woman. She could do a lot better herself, but she still banged the hairy, balding, goblin
You people put too much emphasis on looks. Its not all about looks, its about how they perceive you.
Jason is a fucking bullshitter and she's a naïve, nympho. She's already half in the bag because of being a nympho.

It's worse than that, actually.

It's quite literally just an arduino with a library to simulate an USB Controller HID (as the PS3 controller, when connected via USB, uses that), and the other side is just some basic USB->UART board, like an FTDI.

Just glueing two boards together, and the code is either just a project clone, or copypasta of a library with toggle switches on/off for HID outputs.
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Edit: here's an example of an HID library that's PS3 compatible, as you can see, it ain't very long.

Kid science project vibes

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

(Quoting this because I cant quote Hillbilly Slim's post)

If you select text, it should pop-up an option to quote only that portion.

She's already half in the bag because of being a nympho.

Keep on with your RLM references and we're gonna have to re:view them and find out which ones are best of the worst.

Spoiler: Mald cat abuse video with a different, non-nigger watermark

I'd rather people be more inclined to share this one.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I'd rather people be more inclined to share this one.

Good thinking. I know the intent on niggermark it to prevent BS using, but I think KIWImarking is better and serves all intents better. it allows stuff TO spread, it promotes KF, and it snubs sloptubers.

Outside the "haha funny nigger" I think the niggermarking was a little dumb to begin with, at least outside the vaccume of KF

 

[The Stranger]

Outside the "haha funny nigger" I think the niggermarking was a little dumb to begin with, at least outside the vaccume of KF

Niggermarking specifically started in the bossman thread to prevent fags like Pickle nigger and OG Gay from using the clips to make money on youtube. We didn't want to get credit for clipping, we wanted those cow-tippers to suffer.

 

[Vertigo]

it promotes KF

I think this is what niggermarkers are missing with the point of watermarks. We should want the media to spread, but we want it to be known the origin. The only problem with slop tubers is they, for the most part, don't credit.

edit to add:

we wanted those cow-tippers to suffer.

Hurting yourself is a stupid way to hurt others.

 

[WebFelching]

Good thinking. I know the intent on niggermark it to prevent BS using, but I think KIWImarking is better and serves all intents better. it allows stuff TO spread, it promotes KF, and it snubs sloptubers.

Outside the "haha funny nigger" I think the niggermarking was a little dumb to begin with, at least outside the vaccume of KF

Nigger marking serves a specific purpose on the bossman jack thread to discourage redditors and youtube a logs who actually mess with bossman's personal life happening and punish them for their KF thievery and failure to clip anything themselves.
It doesn't really make any sense ITT I think because it would be better for these Mald clips to go around

Niggermarking specifically started in the bossman thread to prevent fags like Pickle nigger and OG Gay from using the clips to make money on youtube. We didn't want to get credit for clipping, we wanted those cow-tippers to suffer.

Ninja'd