Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.7%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 109 25.1%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.2%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 176 40.6%
  • Total voters
    434
I check back in on Balldo for the first time in a week or two and the first clip I see is of him saying he used his wedding anniversary to get out of community service and offered to do anti-drug speeches at schools instead of manual labor and got told to fuck off lmao things are going well in the Balldonian Empire.

This dude seriously waited until the last 2 weeks to do 2 weeks of community services and then complains he doesn't have enough time. Did the drugs make him this retarded or just take away his ability to mask?
 
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Nachos Bell Grande said:
I check back in on Balldo for the first time in a week or two and the first clip I see is of him saying he used his wedding anniversary to get out of community service and offered to do anti-drug speeches at schools instead of manual labor and got told to fuck off lmao things are going well in the Balldonian Empire.

This dude seriously waited until the last 2 weeks to do 2 weeks of community services and then complains he doesn't have enough time. Did the drugs make him this retarded or just take away his ability to mask?
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Nick's barely had any consequences for his actions (that he cares about) throughout his entire life, so he's learned he never has to take anything seriously

Why do community service on time when they don't even make him pay his speeding tickets?
 
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DiabeticSydePhil said:
He was drunk driving and they only gave him a serving lanes ticket.

Small county cops will do anything but make trouble for locals.
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Nick consistently drove his kids around drunk for years ("you've never seen me sober", getting shitfaced on stream just hours before he has to drive his kids), wrecked his new sports car right off the lot, and loves to recklessly speed whenever possible

He probably drove drunk more than sober and most likely continues that trend with whippits or addies or whatever.
 
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Vibralldo said:
Nick consistently drove his kids around drunk for years ("you've never seen me sober", getting shitfaced on stream just hours before he has to drive his kids), wrecked his new sports car right off the lot, and loves to recklessly speed whenever possible

He probably drove drunk more than sober and most likely continues that trend with whippits or addies or whatever.
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And he had the nerve to go on about "someone he knows" always driving drunk... fucker was talking about himself.
 
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Aaron saying he doesn't want to talk about Nick and Melton anymore is somehow defaming them. Nick proves he can't stop talking about Aaron.
 
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Nachos Bell Grande said:
This dude seriously waited until the last 2 weeks to do 2 weeks of community services and then complains he doesn't have enough time. Did the drugs make him this retarded or just take away his ability to mask?
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Hey man you know how busy your life is when you’re ignoring your kids, not streaming, going on rants about your ex gay lover, all while hiding out in random weird pedo streamer’s chats all day?

GIVE THE MAN A BREAK! He’s just super stressed
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
Hey man you know how busy your life is when you’re ignoring your kids, not streaming, going on rants about your ex gay lover, all while hiding out in random weird pedo streamer’s chats all day?

GIVE THE MAN A BREAK! He’s just super stressed
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I wanna know what Nick's actually doing all day because it clearly isn't work

It's probably just lying around posting on Twitter
 
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Vibralldo said:
Aaron saying he doesn't want to talk about Nick and Melton anymore is somehow defaming them.
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God, and nick wonders why people dislike him more than aaron, Arone goes "i dont wanna talk about them" while Nick "I cant talk about them but im gona bisch!". Also its not that noone like onions, noone like fat pedofiles, stop bastardizing innecent vegetables nick, both verbaly and with your horendous cooking.
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Hey man you know how busy your life is when you’re ignoring your kids, not streaming, going on rants about your ex gay lover, all while hiding out in random weird pedo streamer’s chats all day?
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Im sure that dribing around to pick up nitrous/looking for dealers who will sell him while he's on probation takes a lot of time when you live in the middle of bumfuck.
 
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That clip with Nick talking about how he wants his "pro-sober" community service to mean being a designated driver for drunks is some true galaxy brain shit. Like holy fuck, his brain is fried.



"They want me being pro-sober... That isn't happening in any way."
 
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Something Awful said:
That clip with Nick talking about how he wants his "pro-sober" community service to mean being a designated driver for drunks is some true galaxy brain shit. Like holy fuck, his brain is fried.

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"They want me being pro-sober... That isn't happening in any way."
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Once again, Nick looks like he just woke up from sleeping on the couch in his clothes.
 
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