Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Lytoploy]

It always be fascinating to me, how a simple mistake in WoW would snowball into this. Stopped lurking on the yandere thread because it got boring and suddenly i found out that the h4x0r ferret faggot got it's own thread, seeing him spiralling out of control to the point he needs his own mods to give him bits on twitch to keep his "hype train" is insane behavior.

On another hand, i found it funny how he has to deflect every single criticism about heartbound's code with the "it just work" no Jason, there's a difference between you that has been working as a "developer" for over 20 years and Toby Fox who is a musician and he didn't know better on how to make Undertale, plus the fact his shitty 2D game bad performance is because he injected some shitty code to create an ARG, he doesn't know that for an ARG to be like succeful people need to care in the first place? Why the fuck you try to create an ARG around your game when people cared more about how did you waste mana leaving your party die in hardcore wow, like what are we suppouse to do? Still waiting to see if there's going to be a speedrun ban on his discord. Hope it was worth it Jason!

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Unless he is being paid extra for being "on call", Jake is a retard for cutting his break short and running to help Mald with his dumb shit. Then again, Jake has to be a retard to be working for Mald to begin with, so...

From context I am concluding it was Mald's code that was the problem, after all...

It is yet to be determined Jake's full degeneracy, but definitely a retard, and likely a faggot furry too.
The code is not mald's. Blockgame real code is done exclusively by Jake. Maldy won't even show it on stream, as it would put his incompetency on display.

Just FYI, the counter narrative Jason will give is that he started the ""game"" ~3 years ago and Jake only joined 1.5-2y ago, implying maldy wrote the initial code and is higher on the hierarchy. It's obvious that this is just coping, and maldy can't really work with Java.

 

[Facom]

Blockgame real code is done exclusively by Jake, maldy won't even show it on stream, as it would put his incompetency on display.

Jake streams here and you can see some of the code during his Streams.
Looks better than Jasons and Jake sounds about 16.

https://www.twitch.tv/notirma

 

[Aidan]

I'm a little worried that if the ferret place does get shut down, JSON could turn the situation to get normies back on his side. I feel like with a lot of other stuff, he can't do this, but perhaps with the ferret-pleasure-dome he could actually gain public favour if it gets shut down.

He will lean on his ferrets for sympathy but the obvious retort is, "Why didn't you ever set up a proper rescue/charity so this wouldn't be an issue?" If he doesn't know this then he hasn't done any due diligence.

That is not his current address, although he may still own it, since his companies and trademarks are all registered there, or perhaps he hasn't got off his lazy ass to change the registrar addresses to his new address.

Edit: looks like in the OP his current address is listed as one of his past addresses.

Yeah I updated my post because I realized it wasn't going to be clear. His current address is well known and pictures have been posted to try and understand Mald's gripes about the local ISP doing work and Mald being a Karen to them, even getting the cops involved. Mald is the type to bully kids who accidentally had their ball roll slightly into his property, that much is clear.

Unless he is being paid extra for being "on call", Jake is a retard for cutting his break short and running to help Mald with his dumb shit. Then again, Jake has to be a retard to be working for Mald to begin with, so...

Mald is taking advantage of a young coder who probably believes most of his lies because that's what Mald does. An adult would be more comfortable telling him to fuck off and if he expects proper support then they expect proper pay and benefits, otherwise he can go fuck himself. Jake is not beholden to him at all and Mald is the one who would be left screwed over if Jake did his own thing.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Jake streams here and you can see some of the code during his Streams.
Looks better than Jasons and Jake sounds about 16.

https://www.twitch.tv/notirma

Yes, I've dived a bit on it before but not much.
I learned he's from the Netherlands, has another coding job, and is likely named Jake Bos (a bit of speculation on my side).

Edit: just in case you feel like posting socials, all we have so far has been posted here and here

 

[Poisonbreath]

Sometimes I'm glad I check "Newest first" ever so often. As far as I can tell it's not a copypasta from anywhere and this random guy took a passage from the Silmarillion, applied it to Mald, and posted it on this video of all places.

 

[Internet-Denizen]

"Yeah I'm a game developer dude. I have 20 years in the industry. I have to go now, I'm doing some super duper important game dev."
"Oh wow you're so smart! What are you working on? Can you say?"
"A minecraft server."
"... What?"

What kind of person... I just can't... A THIRTY-EIGHT YEAR OLD MAN CLAIMING 20 YEARS IN THE INDUSTRY REFERS TO WORKING ON HIS MODDED MINECRAFT SERVER AS GAME DEV. AND HIS AUDIENCE THROW MONEY AT HIM FOR IT.

/rant

 

[Aidan]

What kind of person... I just can't... A THIRTY-EIGHT YEAR OLD MAN CLAIMING 20 YEARS IN THE INDUSTRY REFERS TO WORKING ON HIS MODDED MINECRAFT SERVER AS GAME DEV. AND HIS AUDIENCE THROW MONEY AT HIM FOR IT.

Most people see programming and config file edits as wizardry and lump it all together and he knows this.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

Mald is taking advantage of a young coder who probably believes most of his lies because that's what Mald does.

"What did Jake break??"

Dude didn't think it would be a smart idea to test his server before making it live. He just tossed it out and shit immediately started breaking lol.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

I reached out to the Washington State Department of Agriculture with a general question for clarity on this. If I get an answer, I'll let you know what they say.

So, a Compliance Investigator has responded back and I have been informed that any animal rescue within Washington needs to be their own entity and operate under their own business license. Is mald's rescue it's own thing or is it not?

 

[Terfmaster9000]

"What did Jake break??"

Dude didn't think it would be a smart idea to test his server before making it live. He just tossed it out and shit immediately started breaking lol.

It's not like he worked in QA or anything kek.

 

[loosebladder]

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"Yeah I'm a game developer dude. I have 20 years in the industry. I have to go now, I'm doing some super duper important game dev."
"Oh wow you're so smart! What are you working on? Can you say?"
"A minecraft server."
"... What?"

What kind of person... I just can't... A THIRTY-EIGHT YEAR OLD MAN CLAIMING 20 YEARS IN THE INDUSTRY REFERS TO WORKING ON HIS MODDED MINECRAFT SERVER AS GAME DEV. AND HIS AUDIENCE THROW MONEY AT HIM FOR IT.

/rant

Didn't he claim servers would be up by Wednesday? Isn't that today? Did he mean next Wednesday? Is it up? Then wym "game development"? curious
ETA: the server does seem to be up and someone potentially already broke the game with an exploit, being lvl 7 on the leaderboard while everyone else is still lvl 1, also he shot a huge booger out of his nose then nonchalantly flicked it away a minute later (no i am not traumatising anyone else with that shit by clipping it)

 

[itogi]

Didn't he claim servers would be up by Wednesday? Isn't that today? Did he mean next Wednesday? Is it up? Then wym "game development"? curious

In case of Mald, "Wednesday" can mean literally anything: today, next week, 3rd saturday of the next month.

 

[ArisenShitman]

What's really pathetic is that when the downsizing happens, some people will still defend Jason for his decision. Even though he could have prevented
it if he wasn't a narcissistic ass. He might have been able to keep his staff a little longer too if he hadn't spent his money on his ferret horde.

I think if he ever has to let people go it'll just make his "ex-employees" even more likely to shit on him because he could have prevented all this, but instead kept digging the hole deeper.

 

[DubyaD4D]

So, a Compliance Investigator has responded back and I have been informed that any animal rescue within Washington needs to be their own entity and operate under their own business license. Is mald's rescue it's own thing or is it not?

As far as I recall, his "rescue" operates under the "Pirate Software" company, alongside everything else that encompasses. There is no evidence of there being a separate "Snail's House" entity. People in the thread have tried to look for one before to no avail.

EDIT: Relevant posts (shortened due to length)

I was interested in the Ferret Rescue.

Edit before I even publish: I blew a fuckin' hole in the entirety of my investigation by rewatching the below clip. It seems like the reason there's no business information about his Ferret Rescue is because he's running it as part of Pirate Software. This sounds like its not quite right, and the "Nature of Business" in the below Business Filing doesn't list anything to do with Ferret Care, perhaps you could interpret the Ferret Software Livestream as Streaming/selling Merchandise. Anyways, the point of him misleading people about the Ferret donations stands.
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And that leads me to my next concern - I did a search of every nonprofit registered with the IRS in Washington with the words "snail" "ferret" "Rescue" "hall" "Jason" "thor" "pirate" "sanctuary", and a few others that may possibly indicate Snail's House. And nothing ever came up. Nor is his rescue listed with the Ferret Association of Washington, any public facing animal shelter, Ferret owner's club, or animal control. His rescue has absolutely no footprint at all anywhere and no paper trail.
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[Facom]

Joined the shitty Minecraft server. People are already walling in spawn

 

[Billy Bong]

Even though he's down over 116,000 followers on Twitch and 240,000 on YouTube over the past 30 days, he is still banning like a boss.
It has slowed down a bit, since he's barely breaking 4K views nowadays, but he's still permanently silencing anyone going against the grain. I almost respect it at this point. What a nut.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

So, a Compliance Investigator has responded back and I have been informed that any animal rescue within Washington needs to be their own entity and operate under their own business license. Is mald's rescue it's own thing or is it not?

I'm talking out my ass, so I'll salt my own post before I make it.

"It's own entity" sounds like either an LLC or some other equivalent that establishes it with its own mailing address or PO box. I would imagine they'd need to also register it as a rescue(and not as a branch of piratesoftwares nebulous llc) with a government body.

I highly doubt, with no real knowledge on the matter, that what Mald is doing constitutes a rescue in the eyes of Washington state.

I think if he ever has to let people go it'll just make his "ex-employees" even more likely to shit on him because he could have prevented all this, but instead kept digging the hole deeper.

My guess is that in addition, if he does have to cut, he will cut the people with the least dirt on him, regardless of that employees skill or merit. Mald prefers loyalty over competency.

Joined the shitty Minecraft server. People are already walling in spawn
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Its just going to get worse. This idiot was too lazy to make content for his MMO, and covered that by saying he made a social MMO. First thing people do when they have no direction or content in a game is to muck it up. That's going to cause him to start sperging that people aren't creating their own experiences the way he likes. He kind of was doing it already when he placed some furnaces and as soon as he turned around someone had stolen all of them.

 

[Shuhalo]

In other news, that chick who tweeted about him being a useless fuckstick when she was his supervisor at Blizzard has made a couple more comments.
She has old youtube videos/streams showing her face. The account she's replying to is her cosplay account, and I think that's her in the photo. Much younger there...
Plus a long tweet history where she occasionally mentions working at Blizzard and Twitch. She was in a bunch of photos from the breast milk protests, and got $7k+ in the lawsuit lol.

-References Poopgnome
-Jason's roommate
-Openly calls herself his tard wrangler
-Obviously hates Jasons guts
-Supervised/Babysat him on D3 Dev.

Is Aludiana/Cynthia Hall the same person as @boing boing or are there two unfortunate women walking around?

 

[Internet-Denizen]

In case of Mald, "Wednesday" can mean literally anything: today, next week, 3rd saturday of the next month.

"I only need to sleep 4 1/2 hours a day dude, so my Wednesday is like your Saturday of last week. You can explain why I'm wrong in your unban request."