Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[This shall be a name]

Bro if this guy says, "hey Jake" one more time in his stream. He's always outing himself as having no coder knowledge, but just won't stop chasing that '1337 haxxor' dragon, shits funny.

You would think for such a l33thax0r man he wouldn't be running outdated services on his website back end but what do I know, I am merely just a forum shitposter.

 

[Facom]

bought a house

His house purchase in March was around 1.1-1.4 million USD. Don't want to put the exact figure as it could be narrowed down pretty fast

 

[Maeis]

My fav slop is "Legal Mindset" guy because I'd unironically hire him as a lawyer if I ever need him (which will never happen for various reasons, but he seems to be acting in good faith towards whoever he is advising). Nigga passed the bar only to Jewtube his way into analyzing legal intricacies of everyday YT squabbles. Which is more entertaining than reading up laws and case studies yourself while almost equally informative (cope, it's not as informative, it is fun though).

"Breaking Federal law" sounds scary and harsh, however in this case the law broken is serious but not "drug trafficking/smuggling" serious. So he'll get roasted by the internet while suffering a substantial fine.
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If this ferretfucker tries to pull the "it was unintentional" card.... AND IT WORKS, I will smash the nearest drywall then eat said drywall.

After Rackets I don't trust lawtube at all on face value, does he actually practice law?

 

[Luecke]

His "homelessness", to my knowledge, was between being "kicked out" of dad's and going to boing boing's, but it might have been just one night in the car.

We can only speculate on his financial savings, but he openly says that after the "yt shorts boom" he:
- incorporated, hired 15+ people
- bought a house
- discussed buying a mod house
- "rescued" 50+ animals
- will build the largest ferret rescue in the US

Now, I know these mfers get a lot of cash from YT/Twitch, but Jason also says that when he first got money he was stupid with it, and we know maldy is hard to learn and easy to lie.

can you please not call ferretschwitz a "rescue"? It is his own pet collection to rape.
I guess he just says he was homeless to farm social points. His dad would never allow this, since he is probably a Top 1% earner at that time. Would be nice if that roomate could awnser that.

His house purchase in March was around 1.1-1.4 million USD. Don't want to put the exact figure as it could be narrowed down pretty fast

what do you mean? We know where he lives and probably his ferretschwitz is

 

[Long Earlobes]

This entire situation with cat made me think of that I never seen him do anything beyond holding and playing with ferrets (probably for the best). JSON is the very "man" who is requiring a woman to birth a child only to spend 5 minutes in their entire lifetime on playing with 'it' and never do anything beyond that. It is also shows through his "rescue". The honest people who are sincerely caring about animals are always involved with animals themselves directly. But Jason shows that it's not his job to do the maintenance and it shows. He had the luxury of having an entire furry Epstein cage island at home. However, with the current rate of banning of viewers and followers, his "never-expending tank" will be shrinking soon, forcing him to lay off his happy figtree friens staff.
Begs the question, who he would sacrifice first: his flaggots or ferrets?

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

- discussed buying a mod house

I don't even want to imagine what horrors will be in that house...

Edit: Changed to mp4 instead of link

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

I just can't wait for the fecally stained terracotta gnome to be known

Fun fact; half of the image results on search engines for Ferretfucker come from this thread alone

 

[Pizdec]

His "homelessness", to my knowledge, was between being "kicked out" of dad's and going to boing boing's, but it might have been just one night in the car.

His homeless arc actually was a result of his Second Life ventures collapsing before him. At least, that's what he was willing to tell Dr K.

HAHAHAHA no one would defense this nigger. Does ANY streamer or friend defend him? Only his fucktard mald viewers

I remember when Vinny (Vinesauce) played Minecraft with Jason, once, because he somehow got dragged into a Blockwars game with him, and the entire comment section was basically everyone telling Vinny to never stream with him again if he values his sanity.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Not sure what makes someone deny a hungry animal access to food

Just answering the general question: Cats are notorious beggars with a lot of cunning up their sleeve. If you have a strict feeding schedule, they get their portions at a certain time, not whenever they beg for it.

What a fucking piece of shit Jason is, though.

 

[Facom]

what do you mean? We know where he lives and probably his ferretschwitz is

Not sure what the rules here are regarding that information

 

[Shaneequa]

That vid of him refusing to feed the cat and then being smug about it made me genuinely MATI

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Just answering the general question: Cats are notorious beggars with a lot of cunning up their sleeve. If you have a strict feeding schedule, they get their portions at a certain time, not whenever they beg for it.

Not saying you are suggesting hes innocent, but this seems unlikely. Hes lived with the pooner for a while along with the cat, and seemed perplexed by the cats behavior enough to investigate. I get the feeling if this was a begging thing to be a fat cat, it would be often enough to be known that the cats a whiney bitch. This makes me think maybe the pooner had an emergency or SOMETHING, and so couldn't do it, and the cat was distressed. And jason SAW the complete lack of food and distressed cat and said "what am I supposed to do for you?"

Otherwise it draws up more questions. Cats don't usually beg and throw tantrums OUT OF NOWHERE like that.

 

[Mio Naganohara]

Also, just noticed that Snail's House is also the name of a popular youtube musician. Really can't help himself.

Holy shit, good catch. I'm surprised I missed this, Snail's House makes some good music. Mald really cannot come up with anything original

I want all cat owner or even dog owner kiwis to time the next time they feed their pets

Cats: 30 seconds including walking to their bowls
Dogs: less than 2 minutes

What I don't understand about all these parasocial spineless freaks is how and why they would defend the ferret diddler to this extent. I ask myself what does Jason provide for these paint chip munchers that they are willing to do all this?

The obvious answer is parasocial relationships, viewing a stream can feel like "hanging out with friends" for some people and they develop a one-sided attachment to the streamer who has no idea they exist outside of maybe reading their username while thanking them for a donation/subscription.

However, I think for Moldy Furfag it's more that he attracts the same people that self-help books attract. The kind of people who maybe don't have positive influences in their lives, or don't have goals/direction. He has his "wholesome persona" and gives advice that is actually common sense but the kids/neets who watch him are too retarded to have common sense, or too fatherless to have had common sense instilled in them. I think his viewers see him parasocially as their "internet dad" and that's why they always rush to defend him no matter what deplorable shit comes to light about him.

The only thing Mald has ever done that is even vaguely positive is trying to encourage people to be creative ("anybody can make games"), but the problem is that once theyre drawn in by his bullshit, he leads them astray because of his total lack of real game dev experience/ability.

I wouldn't be surprised if this is a strategic move from him, leading people astray so that he doesnt get shown up by a brand new dev who can actually complete a game in a reasonable amount of time. Kind of aligns with his stream schedule strategy of trying to minimize competition.

 

[Facom]

Some sort of legality of ferretdom video here
I'm a little worried that if the ferret place does get shut down, JSON could turn the situation to get normies back on his side. I feel like with a lot of other stuff, he can't do this, but perhaps with the ferret-pleasure-dome he could actually gain public favour if it gets shut down.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Poor Jake went to lunch 3:30 PM his local time but came back 10 minutes later b.c the players found an abuse and Jason is upset. Reminder Jake also has another job.

Unless he is being paid extra for being "on call", Jake is a retard for cutting his break short and running to help Mald with his dumb shit. Then again, Jake has to be a retard to be working for Mald to begin with, so...

maldy debugs: "Jake I'm sure it was your implementation. Your implementation caused this. Can you send me the code in DMs? I don't know where that is."
"I don't know where that is in the repository. Can you send me? I'm sure it is this." (reads DMs) "That's weird dude. That's a crazy bug. I've never seen anything like it."

From context I am concluding it was Mald's code that was the problem, after all...

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Some sort of legality of ferretdom video here:

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Alright I did some searching myself yesterday and I found a specific snippet of Washington Law. Specifically RCW 18.92.260

This part of it, I believe is also key:

(6) No animal control agency or humane society may operate under this chapter without registering with the department. An application for registration shall be made upon forms provided by the department and shall include the information the department reasonably requires, as provided by RCW 43.70.280. The department shall establish registration and renewal fees as provided by RCW 43.70.250. A registration fee shall accompany each application for registration or renewal.

This is Washington state as well. I reached out to the Washington State Department of Agriculture with a general question for clarity on this. If I get an answer, I'll let you know what they say. I could be wrong since this seems to be also including low level income households with vet services. It's written in a strange way.

 

[Zetabyte]

It's going to he hilarious when Jason has to fire some of his mods/staff after having to downsize after this huge fall in subs he's having, especially since he said this:

What's really pathetic is that when the downsizing happens, some people will still defend Jason for his decision. Even though he could have prevented
it if he wasn't a narcissistic ass. He might have been able to keep his staff a little longer too if he hadn't spent his money on his ferret horde.

 

[Aidan]

Not sure what the rules here are regarding that information

Read the OP. It's outdated but obviously that information is fine, just don't use it to fuck with him. A few pages back someone reposted the Lizard Squad doxbin that includes his recent address.

 

[Facom]

Read the OP.

That is not his current address, although he may still own it, since his companies and trademarks are all registered there, or perhaps he hasn't got off his lazy ass to change the registrar addresses to his new address.

Edit: looks like in the OP his current address is listed as one of his past addresses.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Not sure what the rules here are regarding that information

It’s KF, if you can find it publicly you can post it publicly.