Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Make Anime Illegal]

Its all shit and giggles until Ian giggles and shits.

*cries and shits

 

[ApeBass]

(Olive oil is normal in cakes, although full fat greek yogurt is preferable imo)

There's nothing "normal" about using olive oil in a cake.
What happened to butter?

 

[mars]

There's nothing "normal" about using olive oil in a cake.
What happened to butter?

Yeah cakes use neutral tasting fats for a reason. The flavor of high quality olive oil can actually compliment some specific cake flavors but you have to plan for it. You can't just substitute some shitty olive oil in a chocolate cake and expect it to taste good.

 

[TokiBun]

"Also it's a visit by an adult who's tryna
protect kids. If you feel threatened and
traumatized about that, you know, some
introspection to do as a parent.
Again, it's not swatting, it doesn't happen like
that."

What's worse (especially in California) is that a false report is taking away resources from a child actually being abused. I talked about it pages ago referencing Gabriel Fernandez. TLDR: social services in America are underfunded and overcrowded with giant caseloads. That plus negligence is what causes infamous filicide cases you read about in the news.
So congrats Hasan orbit you just took help away from a child that might get beaten to death tomorrow just to get an own on H3.

 

[De-Sexing Stick]

What's worse (especially in California) is that a false report is taking away resources from a child actually being abused. I talked about it pages ago referencing Gabriel Fernandez. TLDR: social services in America are underfunded and overcrowded with giant caseloads. That plus negligence is what causes infamous filicide cases you read about in the news.
So congrats Hasan orbit you just took help away from a child that might get beaten to death tomorrow just to get an own on H3.

Forgive me if this has been discovered and posted in this thread already, but I am really curious as to what they claimed Ethan and Hila were putting their children through. This had to be bad, California is a fucked to death pile of caca state and an abused kid is just another Tuesday.

For every case like this in California: https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/17/us/california-children-removed-abuse-surrogacy-hnk

There's dozens like this that barely makes the news: https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/cps-sued-for-death-of-6-year-old-jordan-walker-in-san-jose/

In the last one, there was a long well documented number of reports for this poor kiddo, he got murdered anyways.

If you look at the statistics for, say, somewhere like Idaho, there are 4.3 verified abuse cases per 1,000 kids.
Compare with California where it's 43 per thousand cases, literally 10 times the amount, and that's a drop from 53 in the last decade.
Granted, Idaho is way smaller than California, and even though Idaho has less resources, gonna be way easier to keep track of all those cases and all those kids even with the limited amount of resources and people. More statistically likely someone in the community will know the kid or family and be able to speak to something they saw with veracity as opposed as to some random citizen seeing a kid getting beaten by their POS parents on the street.

Stuff like the first case is what makes the news, like the parents who starved and chained their kids to their beds in their shitty homeschool facade in California comes out every few years in California, Idaho they wouldn't forget it for years. Again, as much as I hate California, they are overrun with reports and investigations, however they can never seemingly get their shit together and actually house or do something for these kids. Which leads me to believe whoever phoned in the report against the Kleins accused them of something bad. While every single report has to be investigated, it's mandatory, the speed at which it occurred is suspicious. This is just from my cursory glance over the statistics and some background training I've had in mandated reporting talking though, so we may never know, and I could be very well wrong. Knowing the scum that is and orbits Hasan, Anus, and THE RAPED though? Wouldn't put it past them to say something like child exploitation or something akin to that degree of seriousness.

Links for the states mentioned above:
CA- https://cwoutcomes.acf.hhs.gov/cwodatasite/byState/california/
ID- https://cwoutcomes.acf.hhs.gov/cwodatasite/byState/idaho/

 

[There She Glows]

Again, as much as I hate California, they are overrun with reports and investigations, however they can never seemingly get their shit together and actually house or do something for these kids. Which leads me to believe whoever phoned in the report against the Kleins accused them of something bad. While every single report has to be investigated, it's mandatory, the speed at which it occurred is suspicious. T

Not really. The Kleins might not be Hollywood celebrities but they are nonetheless celebrities, and the investigating agency is in LA. Any government agency in LA knows it would be pants on head retarded not to conduct an investigation that could end up in the news by the book.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

all the things i've heard going into a chocolate cake i.e: tomato soup

Some people really shouldn't be allowed near a cooking range.

"Dark Chocolate Olive Oil Beet Root Vanilla Buttercream cake " (yes, that is real)

Case in point

 

[no ragrets]

Ian is so fucked. Can't squat 200 below parallel to please Sam Hyde, can't bench 225 to please Hasan. So much heckin toxic masculinity all around him! If only there was a content cop guy around who could ridicule anyone, who's known for his hit pieces and being untouchable because of how he kept his personal shit private and was respected by his peers and fanbase, so none of that would matter..

 

[Beggamania]

Ian is so fucked. Can't squat 200 below parallel to please Sam Hyde, can't bench 225 to please Hasan. So much heckin toxic masculinity all around him! If only there was a content cop guy around who could ridicule anyone, who's known for his hit pieces and being untouchable because of how he kept his personal shit private and was respected by his peers and fanbase, so none of that would matter..

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If Hasan preaches for masculinity, why have this absolute faggot of a hairstyle? Why didn't he decided to wear the long haired hairstyle of a Jesus he did earlier? Pussied out of fear that his terrorist bro's would consider haircut of another god as haram, and blow up his LA shed he stays at?

 

[Metatron]

There's nothing "normal" about using olive oil in a cake.
What happened to butter?

I nearly got diarrhea from just imagining how it would taste.

 

[BinaricHate]

Would've been like a C, the olive oil completely ruines it. Legit if she used vegetable oil this would be at least edible.

Wow. Didn't think anybody here would be insane/brave enough to do this. Either way, God Bless!
I don't think I even baked a chocolate chip cookie in my life and even I know that olive oil is something you don't just add willy nilly (shoutout to 16 year old me who for some reason tried to use olive oil to make mac 'n cheese). Especially for fucking deserts.

What's funny is that she has been doing this for a while now. Just adding olive oil to everything because she's half lesbian or whatever.

 

[PetiteFeet]

There's nothing "normal" about using olive oil in a cake.
What happened to butter?

It depends on the recipe. A cake made with oil usually becomes very dense and you can't make something like shortbread without shortening, meaning a type of fat that solidifies and stays solid at room temperature (so NOT olive oil). Hell, what makes me question Anus' sanity even more is that she insists on olive oil, in a world where we have access to coconut oil shortening. I also don't understand why she doesn't use butter. I thought they were semi-vegetarian, not vegan.
She wouldn't be Anisa if she made sense.

 

[Red Dye #5]

The back of the cake mix box clearly says vegetable oil

 

[Dwarf Lord]

Any government agency in LA knows it would be pants on head retarded not to conduct an investigation that could end up in the news by the book.

No, they wouldn't.

The four social workers were charged with two different felonies: child abuse and falsifying public records. However, the child abuse charges were dropped in 2020 as justices in the 2nd District Court of Appeal ruled that failure to uphold their duties and failure to remove Fernandez from his abusers did not constitute criminal liability for child abuse.

Nine sheriff's deputies were internally disciplined for not properly investigating the abuse allegations.

Fucking cops got punished for their limited involvement in the Gabriel Fernandez case while CPS workers got precedence set in California that they're untouchable not just for negligence but falsifying records to cover it up.

 

[Waifuwars]

I was listening to some random longform retro video game review while doing other stuff the other day and had to do a double take when the YouTuber compared a character's tattoos to Anisa's. It seems that our qween's infamy can't be understated even among the autistic video game nerds.

 

[There She Glows]

No, they wouldn't.


Fucking cops got punished for their limited involvement in the Gabriel Fernandez case while CPS workers got precedence set in California that they're untouchable not just for negligence but falsifying records to cover it up.

Yeah and I'm not arguing that government employees are never pants on head retarded, I'm saying if the case crossed the desk of someone who wasn't it isn't suspicious that they would bump it up to the top of their priority list.

 

[Polychromos]

i've been baking for around 7 years now and of all the things i've heard going into a chocolate cake i.e: tomato soup, coca-cola, dr. pepper, etc. balsamic vinaigrette is definitely a new one and it sounds fucking repugnant. if you want extra acidity in your cake, literally any of the options listed work surprisingly well and have stood the test of time
(Olive oil is normal in cakes, although full fat greek yogurt is preferable imo)

there is a semi-popular subset of unhinged women online (particularly on Xitter) who post obnoxiously subversive recipes on their substacks, shit like "Dark Chocolate Olive Oil Beet Root Vanilla Buttercream cake " (yes, that is real). So my theory is that this is her poor attempt to skinwalk them, her amateur work is painfully obvious seeing as she can only make a 2 layer ( with uneven filling-to-layer portioning mind you), &she seems to be getting ahead of herself with ingredients to an almost egregious extent

My problem isn't olive oil in a cake, it's olive oil in this specific cake. I just don't like it when influencers or weird cookbooks use a very specific name for something and then switch out key ingredients. So, I guess I agree with you?

It depends on the recipe. A cake made with oil usually becomes very dense and you can't make something like shortbread without shortening, meaning a type of fat that solidifies and stays solid at room temperature (so NOT olive oil). Hell, what makes me question Anus' sanity even more is that she insists on olive oil, in a world where we have access to coconut oil shortening. I also don't understand why she doesn't use butter. I thought they were semi-vegetarian, not vegan.
She wouldn't be Anisa if she made sense.

It doesn't have to be dense, it really depends on the combination of ingredients.

I was honestly shocked how "okay" the experiment from this thread turned out. I'd be more worried about the gluten free flour. Maybe Canada has some magic options, but even when using specific gluten free recipes, I always felt like the cakes being either kind of slimy or dry.

 

[pipis]

Some people really shouldn't be allowed near a cooking range.

putting tomato soup in chocolate cake is admittedly rather unconventional, but the fact of the matter is that it's an old-school southern recipe written by women who knew nothing but baking, so I promise you with my whole heart that they knew what they were doing far more than Anisa Jomha. i've tried experimenting with it once and the cake simply turns out more chocolate-y somehow. Baking is a chemistry and things that sound disgusting can often work out just fine. I personally prefer using espresso powder in my chocolate cakes

There's nothing "normal" about using olive oil in a cake.
What happened to butter?

Butter often does not add significant enough richness and moisture to a cake unless you add an absurdly large amount of it (which is fine, too), canola oil is the more typical option rather than olive. Regardless several people in this thread have vouched for olive oil, it works just fine because you're literally using only like 2 tbsp of it and olive oil hardly tastes like anything in the first place. applesauce has also historically been used to provide moisture to a cake. pick up an apron and a whisk before you die on this hill

 

[FieldPiece]

Ian is so fucked. Can't squat 200 below parallel to please Sam Hyde, can't bench 225 to please Hasan. So much heckin toxic masculinity all around him! If only there was a content cop guy around who could ridicule anyone, who's known for his hit pieces and being untouchable because of how he kept his personal shit private and was respected by his peers and fanbase, so none of that would matter..

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Hasan probably can't bench that and if he can he certainly can't squat it. Have you seen his kicks?

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

Hasan probably can't bench that and if he can he certainly can't squat it. Have you seen his kicks?

He kicks like a toddler, that video was embarrassing. He looked like a pussy not a tough guy.
If your going to kick a bag the bag NEEDS TO MAKE A SOUND!