Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

For some reason jannies deleted the gem I posted yesterday.
I will recreate it here for your entertainment.

Then I saw a beast rising out of the sea. <...> The beast was given a mouth to speak arrogant and blasphemous words, and authority to act for 42 months.
And the beast opened its mouth to speak blasphemies against God and to slander His name and His tabernacle—those who dwell in Heaven. [Revelation 13]
 
Hey there's a difference between taking black dick (that wasn't big) once and being a slut for BBC :smug:
Doesn't matter girl. You still consented to taking cock that look like a log of shit. Couldn't be me girlie because I date my own race and noone fetishizes yellow skins with little shrimps.
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Doe I just watched the new superman and I think I got a thing for white boys now. Not just your average white boy but white boys that are idealistic and benevolent like superman. I also liked the subtle Israel Gaza reference. I love to think that the evil old goy that got dropped is Netanyahu. Soicucks consoom this cape shit instead of that new shitty Fantastic Four movie that I haven't watched but wont by Marvel. Superman 2025 is a glistening gemerald that teaches you that if you're a gigachad then norwood incels like Lex Luther will try to stop you and that you should stop sympathizing with incels because thsy're driven by envy and you should instead cleanse their dysgenic genes out with your superior genes. And that family matters or something, and that adopted people should stop being selfish whiny little fucks that insist on their bio parents despite the fact that their foster parents CARED for them.
10/10 would recommend. Give your money to DC nowwwwww!!!!! Give James Gunn his own Snyderverse!

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soot i want to stop my active balding but I dont want to do anti-androgen chemicals because e-daddy sam hyde said thats gay or however the 3 million jew and indian jokes are made

what is the Shiwi Approved™️ method to ensuring I don't go bald by the ripe old age of 19 :(
Let it happen
 
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Something kinda surreal happened to me during a trip a few months back and I still don’t know what to make of it.

I was on a bus heading back from the ESL learning center. Regular day. Halfway through the ride, this girl gets on. She was probably around my age, had pale skin, like glowing pale, black hair, thick-rimmed glasses - not round, not square, some weird shape that accentuated her bright blue A10 eyes. She looked like a model from the pages of a fashion catalog or something to that effect.

Anyway, she sits right next to me (albeit the bus was half empty, so I don’t know why). Is it really possible that a girl like that would be obsessed with me? I kept glancing at her like an idiot, and then she turns and catches me. I freaked out internally (I'm very self-conscious and unsociable due to internalized racism). Instead of being annoyed, she just says, “you can put your hand here,” and pats her lap. Seriously.
Obviously i did it. Felt like i was dreaming or being pranked.

Then she takes out her phone, puts some little piece of paper over my brown hand (the paper was covered in incomprehensible English writing i couldn’t really read due to being an ESLgod), and she takes a picture of it. She leaned in a little as she did it, and I could smell a faint scent of cocoa emanating from her hair.

I was about to ask her what her favorite anime was, but right then the bus stopped. She stood up, saying “thanks” as she left.

And that was it. She’s gone. It's over.
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Hello Saars his swcond cousin from his father's fifth brother cousing here. Rajesh. Shortly after he posted that story in his FB he was dragged out of our small cement home from the ptovincial slums of india where the villages who dragged him out then proceeded to stone him while recording it until he was dead. The video will be posted in facebook before being reposted in gore sites for edgy mentally ill white teenagers to boast about how they love gore so much and how desensitized tgey are to gore before using it to traumatize a random girl online to sextort for nudes.
Please stay away from white women in India. They are protected tourists and they will never be attracted to 5'2 smelly shitskin from india. Respect women Saars particularly white women. Indian women are still free because our shitty government doesn't care about them and they're not as pretty and rich as foreign women.
 
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