Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Steve Seagull]

This is a 16 followers no posts account.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Parents have intuition about their children, and surely there were interpersonal vibes of that group of people fucking each other.

I believe we’re months away from witnessing the final transformation of Nick-chan Rekeita-chu.

He shall fulfill the unholy prophecy of Magi-chan and fuck his own mother. Then he will go on stream admitting he fucked his mother and how he thinks fucking your mother is based.

The medallion curse can not be avoided.

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

He shall fulfill the unholy prophecy of Magi-chan and fuck his own mother.

It will be a sexual and very romantic relationship

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ralph's going to be on PAS with the heifers to cry about Aaron Imholte, from the Ralph thread:

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https://archive.is/Hb3Ar

This podcast is literally a gossip show hosted by women and vtubers obsessed with Aaron Imholte
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This opportunity fits Ralph like a glove. In fact, I see no reason why Ralph shouldn't just retire the Killstream and transition into third bitch on these beauty parlour tier podcasts. He was literally raised on The View and TV dramas while listening to his mom bitch on the phone all day. He was made for this.

Also this picture they made is a perfect representation of Ralph in the current day.
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It's nawt trewww
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https://archive.is/jRtRx

I thought hogs and cows don't mix? Huh.
Edit to add: note this is in 5 days. Pretty optimistic to believe Ralph will still be alive in 5 days. (I know, nothing ever happens.)

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Ralph's going to be on PAS with the heifers to cry about Aaron Imholte, from the Ralph thread:

I thought hogs and cows don't mix? Huh.

How do you think manbearpigs are made?

 

[AnOminous]

Hmmmm... perhaps the legal nerds here can pick this one apart.

It's just self-refuting tardbabble. Literally anyone could pick it apart. Or spend their time more productively, like looking through turds for undigested kernels of corn. There's really no point.

It's like picking apart the schizophrenic ramblings of the psycho on the bus babbling at people who aren't there.

Lolcows aren’t created by people. They develop independently and then are discovered. Just like pedo Melton with Aaron, Nick just doesn’t understand this. You can’t force it.

This is Nick's second attempt to create a fake lolcow. He's too socially retarded to understand why it isn't working, just like it didn't work with Eric July. These mental retards are trying to recreate Maddox and don't understand why their weird, creepy voodoo attempts utterly fail and they end up being the cows.

That's why he's so mad, he thinks that everyone else ruined his life, but he doesn't understand that his behavior influences others' perception of him and affects his own life.

He doesn't understand the Farms doesn't just randomly pick people and "turn them into lolcows." Because you can't do that. He is too mentally deficient and unable to pick up on social cues to realize HE turned himself into a cow, because only the cow can do that.

When you operate a service and your employers have to be ready 24/7 immediately no matter what, ex-felons desperate for any job to pay the bills (and nobody wants to work with ex-felons for obvious reasons) and meth addicts who can (and are happy to) skip a night of sleep or two as long as you don't ask, don't test, don't tell are perfect for that, because that's a job that nobody sane would want to be employed in.

There's no such thing as an ex-felon. Once you're convicted of a felony, you're a convicted felon for life. You are now an ex-law abiding citizen.

Also I've worked retail and they hired currently imprisoned felons. They were actually the people you wanted to have a shift with because they REALLY didn't want to get fired.

 

[Melty Butter]

Also, he warns Aaron shouldn't talk about this stuff in public.

Aaron has barely mentioned the HRO drama. Stallyn19 would have clipped it; they have a very keen eye for this stuff. (I'm behind in watching Aaron; I'm at a family reunion thing and in charge of cooking so the Internet has largely been dropped for me, atm.)

The last time Aaron mentioned anything was to simply say that he filed the HRO against Melton. His commentary was very restrained. Nick is projecting.

Is Nick, who has a temporary HRO against himself by Aaron, really still allowing the use of an unlicensed likeness of Aaron to be used to play harassing messages by his audience?

Yes. It's madness. 'But it's fwee spweech, mommy."

Today was the Brian Kohberger sentencing hearing, and it’s funny to think of an alternate timeline where Balldo actually streamed it.

I listened with EDB while cooking and was so happy to not be watching Nick. Emily cried, the (male) judge cried, I cried along with most of her (very large) audience. Nick would have fucked it up by commenting on the grandmother's big butt (or something) and I'd have wanted to punch my screen.

 

[AnOminous]

I listened with EDB while cooking and was so happy to not be watching Nick. Emily cried, the (male) judge cried, I cried along with most of her (very large) audience. Nick would have fucked it up by commenting on the grandmother's big butt (or something) and I'd have wanted to punch my screen.

"Hurr durr! Sex! PENISES! BUTTS! Have I mentioned Balldos yet? LOL LOL look at Kurt boiling a hot dog! WIENERS! AARON ATE MY GOO!"

"Shouldn't you be doing legal commentary or something?"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU INCEL PRUDE!"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Is Nick, who has a temporary HRO against himself by Aaron, really still allowing the use of an unlicensed likeness of Aaron to be used to play harassing messages by his audience?

Are the Supertips going to be considered harassment by the judge? IANAL but that seems like a stretch. Especially as Aaron has known for months that people who sent cease and desists to Melton got themselves removed from Supertip. Did Aaron ever do that? I know we are not privy to everything that has happened, of course. But AFAIAA, Aaron went so far as to make content out of a possible Hackamania appearance that he was communicating about with Melton.

This seems like a stretch to get to harassment — but again, IANAL.

 

[AI Generated User]

Scrolling twitter this morning and I can't escape Nick's Aaron obsession.

http://archive.today/OckSC

(still trying to learn how to post images and archives correctly. Let me know if I fucked it up)

 

[SigmaBalls]

Scrolling twitter this morning and I can't escape Nick's Aaron obsession.

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(still trying to learn how to post images and archives correctly. Let me know if I fucked it up)

he literally can't even make fun of fat women like a normal person without thinking of aaron. this is psychopathic at this point.
and the peak of gayness.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Making light of his child neglect and acting like that's somehow a stain on Aaron.

Never change, balldoman.

 

[Vibralldo]

Making light of his child neglect and acting like that's somehow a stain on Aaron.

Never change, balldoman.

The joke is basically "Aaron was the only one feeding my children"

 

[AnOminous]

he literally can't even make fun of fat women like a normal person without thinking of aaron. this is psychopathic at this point.

He's literally joking about how he starved his children to the point even random visitors were disturbed enough to feed them.

I hate this child abusing piece of shit so much.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

The joke is basically "Aaron was the only one feeding my children"

Nick is basically trust fund Tom Sawyer, tricking Aaron into whitewashing a fence for him, feeding his kids for him, fucking his wife for him, etc.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Making light of his child neglect and acting like that's somehow a stain on Aaron.

That mom has been rage baiting for over a year IIRC and even the people shitting on her have pointed out that it’s overall a wholesome situation: She’s putting time and effort into making food for her kids, her kids are very polite and sweet, and the way she cooks is just like millions of other parents in the western world. (Less savory: She’s deliberately rage-baiting and people fall for it and then more people jump on the reaction bandwagon to chase views. There are no heroes here.)

Whereas Nick and Kayla put zero time or effort into feeding their kids, to the point where multiple mandatory reporters independently contacted the authorities about their hungry children.

Once again: Nick is proud of that which should bring him eternal shame. He’s degenerate right down to his DNA.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

This seems like a stretch to get to harassment

The company owned by a the guy he has a HRO against, used by the other guy he has a HRO against, playing "funny" messages using his voice and showing a picture of him.

Yes, you cannot do that.

 

[AnOminous]

Whereas Nick and Kayla put zero time or effort into feeding their kids, to the point where multiple mandatory reporters independently contacted the authorities about their hungry children.

Nick is such a cold-blooded psychopath he considers it a funny joke that he starved his children to the point even utter strangers called the cops about it.

This really tells you all you need to know about this sick, twisted fuck.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Nick is such a cold-blooded psychopath he considers it a funny joke that he starved his children to the point even utter strangers called the cops about it.

This really tells you all you need to know about this sick, twisted fuck.

And for some reason the county and/or sheriff is trying to sweep it.
I know I am very old, but I vaguely remember in the dim fog of memory when people like that were just run out of town and the police conveniently just happened to not hear about it.

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

I just wonder what Aaron's up to!



(Philips CDI AI rendition)